Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!
WARNING: Only read this if you are a proper God fearing Christian. What you are about to read is extremely horrifying!
This is what "Rocket League" looks like: http://i.imgur.com/r7imO1O.png Please note it contains all the elements one needs to SEDUCE AND RAPE innocent little children. It has bright colors, "cool" cars and "sports". But as we all know SATAN likes to disguises himself as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14). We all know LUCIFER will tempt the innocent (Matthew 6:13). We all know only JESUS can save us from THE DEVIL (2 Thessalonians 3:3). :shok: Let us analyze how exactly Rocket League is utterly destroying the souls and bodies of our innocent children. :sinner: (1) Rocket League is RAPEWARE! Like Tinder and other child rapist oriented rapeware, Rocket League is specifically designed to make it as easy as possible for online pedophiles, rapists and other Clinton voters to reach their target audience: innocent Christian children. By misleading them with flashy colorful cars and something that vaguely resembles sports they are seduced into a vulnerable state in which the pedophiles can make their move. With innocent phrases like "can I put my rocket in your behind", rapists are dooming those innocent Christian children to Hell for all eternity (Leviticus 18:22). I am convinced that pedophiles and pedophile supporters like Zach Anderson, Ghandi and Bernie Sanders all used Rocket League to destroy our innocent Christian children! :bad: (2) Rocket League is ULTRA GAY! Noticed the pink car? It's gay! Noticed the bright colors? Those are gay! Noticed the pink santorum bursting out of the pink car's behind? That is extremely gay! For those unaware, as most innocent Christians probably are, santorum is the mixture of lube and fecal matter that is the unavoidable by-product of God hating anal sex. The "sport" Rocket League mimics is soccer. And as we all know, soccer makes people gay. Soccer is all about grown men hugging and touching each other in gay ways. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. :fear2: http://i.imgur.com/sqRFx49.png (3) Rocket League is ATTACKING JESUS! Noticed how that gay, pink, santorum spewing car has an aureola? Everyone with a brain, and even most people without a brain, will immediately see a false prophet here. That car is not Jesus! It's a car! Car's don't have aureola's! It's misleading! It's a lie! It's a direct Mexican Muslim Chinese ISIS North Korean nuclear terrorist attack against America's Jesus! I cannot wait for Sarah Palin to become our vice president so she can implement Biblical law in America so that all unbelievers, men and women, adults and children, who created and abused this game can be killed in accordance with God's Holy Scripture: "That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman" (2nd Chronicles 15:13). :yahoo: THIS NEEDS TO STOP!!! :stop: |
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I think gay people needs to be understand as they are under life crisis. They are also human being and need to be accepted by the community. As long as they are not doing bad, we should respect them also.
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(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Hmmm, it doesn't say anything about respecting them, but rather it says that they should be put to death. Quite a difference! Always consult your Bible when in question about how you should do things. :thumbsup: Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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you have literally just taken a game. that simply allows you to customize you're car, and play a game of Soccer with a Rocket-Powered Super-Sonic Acrobatic Battle-Car, and pulled the craziest assumptions about it. there is very little communication in the game of Rocket League, very little at all, the only form of communications i ever make normally are the quick chats for things like "Nice shot!" "What a save!" "Thanks!" What a Play!" "Nooooo!", and stuff like that, very rarely dose anyone actually have time to type in the chat because of how fast paced the game is.
and you are bashing pink? a color given to you by god in the form of light. seriously? and bright and flashy colors dont really mean anything my friend. it being Rapeware is very very VERY not true. the people who made the game Psyonix, are some of the best Devs I've ever seen! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...yonix_logo.png you bashed one of the rocket trails, which i can only assume would be the Sacred rocket trail. a cosmetic. something that has very little to do with the game itself. but still I don't see how a "False Prophet" can come from some random stranger who selected the rocket trail because he thought it looked cool. |
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there is one more thing i would like to ask. Mr. Cranky. would you be willing to ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME and then re-evaluate it? i can even help you if you wish. i can gain footage and give it to you for you to review. this review seems very VERY ill informed and that's one of my pet peeves. and rocket league can be some serious fun once you get into it.
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a message to Alvin Moss as he is clearly viewing this form. you have just given me 2 infractions. one because i built one of my messages in a fairly poor format. not i can respect informing someone that their grammer was off. but you have actually harmed my account on here. which was odd. to say the least.
but the other infracture you gave me confused me even more. as a person who regularlly spends time in video games, i can spot a post that has very little info to go on from a mile away. i offered my help and assistance to help him make a much more informed and more constructive post. other than a single image that might i add has been removed. so ill repost it here. and now that i see which it most like has been i was wrong when i spoke of the "sacred rocket trail", its actually just the partical effects that happen when you reach max speed. https://672061c0b827554def11-ea8c760...9a5b86e317.jpg but still i want being disrespectful. i am simply offering my assistance. and i would be more than willing to follow through with that. so if could just apologize for the infractures that would be grand. |
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What kind of pervert are you?!? |
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I suggested this because he literally judged the game by its cover art. and me actually knowing what the game is and what its REALLY ABOUT, makes me extremely anxious to help him better his post. where is the fault in that? |
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Also is it at all possible i can gain the abilty to edit my posts so i can correct any spelling mistakes and Typos i spot after i post it? that would be grand
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I can completely see how i can sound like an absolute MADMAN to you right now but hear me out. be him a wise and experienced elder, nobody other than the lord himself can know Everything about Everything. I'm young and still in school. he may be in retirement. but that doesn't change the fact that i know more about this subject than he dose. so i am trying to help him by giving him data to make a better assumption about this game that has given me some great fun in my life. in fact that's a good quote: "Nobody Knows Everything about Everything" Clayton S. 2016 |
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No. Post responsibly the first time.
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CONGRATS MRS.ETHERALDA! you have discovered the art of bashing a person for their disability! are you proud of yourself?https://media.giphy.com/media/3osxY8...6p2w/giphy.gif
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. |
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I have reported you to the senior pastor for you language and direct insulting in your infracture you gave me, to which you said [PRIVATE MESSAGES REMAIN PRIVATE -- MODERATOR]. the recent infractures have had idiotic reasoning and have been so rude its unreal. but that one crossed the line . it was a direct insult and i can tell you this, nothing short of brain surgery is going to fix my dyslexia. i shall leave you to the Senior Pastor.
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