Shakespeare - The Travesty of our Civilization
A lot of people, even Godly people, will shy away from the fire-worthy author of William Shakespeare.
Let me summarize what we indeed know about this character: First of all, we do know that he was born Cat-lick and was a Mary worshiping, bead counter. We also know he was a cross dresser, hence a homer. He also glorified suicide and premarital sex. Not to mention, black magic. He was also an outright pagan who invoked the devil in most of his "plays." Is it any wonder our youth are facing the crisis of bisexuality and anal sex worship that is so prevalent in our culture today? If children want to read some fiction, why don't they read them some Pilgrim's Progress by Paul Bunyan? When are we going to eliminate such hateful, anti-Christian nonsense such as "shakes-beer?" I hope to see the day when this crass paganism is banned from our schools along with evilution and other ungodly *theories* from Euripastan. |
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Let us take as an example of what this ungodly scribbler and Renaissance pornographer has done to today's youth in New Zealand, a country whose Shakespeare program was mandatory until just a year ago:
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Ugh! Shakespeare's plays are awful. Besides being able to bore you to death, unlike the Bible, Shakespeare's plays are written in an iambic pentameter. There, did you see that? "Penta"meter. It's obvious he was conspiring with Satan to ruin lives of high school children being taught to appreciate this Satanism!
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Let's not forget that he wrote plays about Joos and had darkies in places of authority. He had characters who contemplated the sin of suicide, wrote "comedies" about taming women, as that's not what every Good Christian should do. An agent of Satan, without any doubt.
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Although Shakespeare did have a lot of supernatural and other unholy allusions and such, he is responsible for the beautiful King James Edition of the Bible as we know it today, so he can't have been THAT bad...
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I never understood it. What's sophisticated about some poofster cat-licker who wrote some unintelligible plays about interracial marriage, crossdressing, and fairy people? Sounds like a lot of limp-wristed gaymosexual artsy-fartsy blasphemy if you ask me! I can hardly be surprised, though. Shakes-queer was British, after all! As my grandpappy always told me, never trust a biscuit-muncher, the lot of them are catlicks or catlick juniors ("Anglicans," it's practically got lick right in the name, need I say more?), and there's nothing catlicks love more than blasphemous plays about witchcraft, crossdressing, murder, and Mary-worship.
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What is sophisticated about Shakespeare is that his plays are poetical genius; his ability to write with such grace in iambic pentameter while at the same exploring facets of society and human development. Moreover, Shakespeare is not unintelligible in any way- his plays make perfect sense.
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I'm sure Voltaire would be proud. <_< Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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You want a beautiful poem? Read Genesis. Not only is that graceful, and poetic genius (for real), it also is an accurate recording of historical events! Praise Jesus! |
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat: Quote:
YIC, --Pastor Ezekiel |
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Shakespeare spent most of his time in houses of ill repute, drinking strong whiskey, consorting with whores and stabbing people with knives. Since he was involved with actors, he was probably a homosexual and a dope fiend. |
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Say, maybe you could start a mutual admiration society down there, between dunkings in boiling pitch and being anally raped by hordes of demons for all eternity. I'm sure you'll find the time.:sarcasm: |
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