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Rachel_Pierce 08-07-2009 08:06 PM

Lego The Building Block of Satan!
 
Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.

Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!

Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.

Lets have a look at some of these Satanic toys -

Towel-head lego!

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...rist_lego5.jpg

Harry Potter Lego !!!

http://www.weisers.com/Nate/images/LEGO_HarryPotter.jpg

Homersexual Lego! WARNING! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW !!!!!!

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.co...gay-legos1.jpg

Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.customminifig.co.uk/wp-co...ared-burks.jpg

And even Lego retardeds !

http://kottkegae.appspot.com/images/lego-hawking.jpg

And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/99...0.320x400.jpeg

Disgusting! Utterly disgusting! Only in Denmark could they make abominations like this, and market it for kids!

Parents, beware! Lego is the Devil !

Oakland "Reb" Griner 08-08-2009 03:58 AM

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This is just so disturbing.

I am microwaving my old Legos into a safe puddle of plastic goo right now to render them safe for disposal.

Jenni111 08-08-2009 09:19 PM

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When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-08-2009 09:40 PM

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...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

This is one of my favorites

Mad Prophet Helmholtz 08-08-2009 09:54 PM

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Once I put together a hotel made out of Legos for my HULK HOGAN action figures.

I OWN OVER 100 HULK HOGAN ACTION FIGURES.

I create hotels made to generate plastic HULK HOGAN love from the base of their feet to the ziggurats pointing towards the sky and help release love and energy from HULK HOGAN action figures from the sky zenith downwards to the bowels of the earth feeding the real HULK HOGAN energy to destroy locusts and Communists.

Even plastic "toys" but more accurately EFFIGIES OF THE GREAT HOGAN can stir the power within everyone to rise up against SOVIET LOCUST SWARMS and FAKE POSTAL WORKERS. Most people in the post office are imposters. They throw away all the real mail and replace it with ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS LITERATURE and ANARCHIST PROPOGANDA and HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.

Wayne Foster 08-08-2009 10:49 PM

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What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

James Hutchins 08-08-2009 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

Did you not see the horrors of the 'action figures' that ungodly company is promoting? You want you kid playing 'hooker and pimp' or 'Homo ButtBuddies'??:wub:

Jenni111 08-08-2009 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now


Did your internet browser not load up the pictures?


Lego used to simply be colored blocks which people stacked on top of each other. Now, we have all new whore and harry potter lego figures?!?!? The creators of lego are the ones going over the top, amazing what people will do to earn more sales.

Wayne Foster 08-08-2009 11:01 PM

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There jus bits of plastic but no didnt know there was actual figures of certain celebs

James Hutchins 08-08-2009 11:10 PM

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I find the brit Homers to be the most foul of the bunch. I bet they are stuck together from the factory.

Pompom29 08-08-2009 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 379210)
...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

This is one of my favorites


Ah it looks like a way to try and sucker in the innocent and then once they begin buying the innocent lego products the company begins to promote the vile ones to them.

Sick marketing and terribly disturbing. If I have have a child I will never allow these nasty toys into the household.

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

Friend,

Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.

http://unnamednamespace.files.wordpr.../lego911sm.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12...ms_450x360.jpg

OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED

I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!

Old Man Hatchet 08-09-2009 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379289)
Friend,

Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.

http://unnamednamespace.files.wordpr.../lego911sm.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12...ms_450x360.jpg

OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED

I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!

Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

Jenni111 08-09-2009 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 379292)
Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?


Lego porn? Detailed ones?!?

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 379292)
Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!

I just thought i'd let him see what sort of perverted sicko stuff it really was, sir, in case he bought any for his kids, and it turned them gay! This Lego stuff really is the Devil! It could make kids go out and get AIDS.

My advice to any parent, if they have Lego in their homes, would be to take it out back, and burn it NOW. Do not take any chances with it.

Apologies again, sir. As I said, I feel terrible for posting it. I'm really upset now over what I done. I'm going to have to ask my husband to beat me up, as I feel I deserve punished because of it. I'm sorry of i've let any of you down, but hopefully my husband can kick some sense into me. I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!

Jenni111 08-09-2009 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379322)
Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!


Why would you google "Terrorist Lego"?

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenni111 (Post 379328)
Why would you google "Terrorist Lego"?

Sister, I KNEW! I just KNEW that towelheads would be using it as some sort of Al Qaeda recruiting tool! They probably have tiny children in the desert right now, training them to blow up Americans, using Lego. And I was right! This stuff is really evil, and it can KILL YOU !! Yes, I've also found out that children can swallow tiny piecies of Lego, and DIE!

Jenni111 08-09-2009 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379364)
Sister, I KNEW! I just KNEW that towelheads would be using it as some sort of Al Qaeda recruiting tool! They probably have tiny children in the desert right now, training them to blow up Americans, using Lego. And I was right! This stuff is really evil, and it can KILL YOU !! Yes, I've also found out that children can swallow tiny piecies of Lego, and DIE!

Yes, if they're not using pen and paper; they must be using lego to plan out attacks! What better thing to use than the very image of themselves!

Also,
Young children seem to put lego pieces in their mouth, however I'm sure I've seen warning signs on lego boxes about that.

Rev. Jim Osborne 08-09-2009 02:38 AM

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I took my 7 year old grandson to Legoland over the summer and I was appalled at all the negative, sinful displays they've had there. Can you believe Legoland fosters the occult and Satanism on young children? They have a ride called "The Dragon" and several dragons made out of Legos. We all know the Dragon is a symbol of Satan and features very prominently in the Book of Revelations. Needless to say, I won't be taking him back for any repeat visits, despite his incessant cries of wanting to go back.

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-...andDragon3.gif

Rock4MyLord 08-09-2009 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379322)
I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!

Hardly seems appropriate. You obviously know what you did wrong and apologized to God for it, and you won't do it again regardless of whether you are choked and beaten or not.


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