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Rachel_Pierce 08-07-2009 08:06 PM

Lego – The Building Block of Satan!
 
Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.

Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!

Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.

Lets have a look at some of these Satanic toys -

Towel-head lego!

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...rist_lego5.jpg

Harry Potter Lego !!!

http://www.weisers.com/Nate/images/LEGO_HarryPotter.jpg

Homersexual Lego! WARNING! KIDS LOOK AWAY NOW !!!!!!

http://thehostess.files.wordpress.co...gay-legos1.jpg

Satan himself in Lego !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.customminifig.co.uk/wp-co...ared-burks.jpg

And even Lego retardeds !

http://kottkegae.appspot.com/images/lego-hawking.jpg

And whores !!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/99...0.320x400.jpeg

Disgusting! Utterly disgusting! Only in Denmark could they make abominations like this, and market it for kids!

Parents, beware! Lego is the Devil !

Oakland "Reb" Griner 08-08-2009 03:58 AM

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This is just so disturbing.

I am microwaving my old Legos into a safe puddle of plastic goo right now to render them safe for disposal.

Jenni111 08-08-2009 09:19 PM

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When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-08-2009 09:40 PM

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...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

This is one of my favorites

Mad Prophet Helmholtz 08-08-2009 09:54 PM

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Once I put together a hotel made out of Legos for my HULK HOGAN action figures.

I OWN OVER 100 HULK HOGAN ACTION FIGURES.

I create hotels made to generate plastic HULK HOGAN love from the base of their feet to the ziggurats pointing towards the sky and help release love and energy from HULK HOGAN action figures from the sky zenith downwards to the bowels of the earth feeding the real HULK HOGAN energy to destroy locusts and Communists.

Even plastic "toys" but more accurately EFFIGIES OF THE GREAT HOGAN can stir the power within everyone to rise up against SOVIET LOCUST SWARMS and FAKE POSTAL WORKERS. Most people in the post office are imposters. They throw away all the real mail and replace it with ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS LITERATURE and ANARCHIST PROPOGANDA and HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.

Wayne Foster 08-08-2009 10:49 PM

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What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

James Hutchins 08-08-2009 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

Did you not see the horrors of the 'action figures' that ungodly company is promoting? You want you kid playing 'hooker and pimp' or 'Homo ButtBuddies'??:wub:

Jenni111 08-08-2009 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now


Did your internet browser not load up the pictures?


Lego used to simply be colored blocks which people stacked on top of each other. Now, we have all new whore and harry potter lego figures?!?!? The creators of lego are the ones going over the top, amazing what people will do to earn more sales.

Wayne Foster 08-08-2009 11:01 PM

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There jus bits of plastic but no didnt know there was actual figures of certain celebs

James Hutchins 08-08-2009 11:10 PM

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I find the brit Homers to be the most foul of the bunch. I bet they are stuck together from the factory.

Pompom29 08-08-2009 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 379210)
...and yet we have http://www.thebricktestament.com/ a simple, innocent site displaying for children and retards the Glory which is God.

This is one of my favorites


Ah it looks like a way to try and sucker in the innocent and then once they begin buying the innocent lego products the company begins to promote the vile ones to them.

Sick marketing and terribly disturbing. If I have have a child I will never allow these nasty toys into the household.

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne Foster (Post 379240)
What the hell is wrong with lego your going over the top now

Friend,

Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.

http://unnamednamespace.files.wordpr.../lego911sm.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12...ms_450x360.jpg

OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED

I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!

Old Man Hatchet 08-09-2009 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379289)
Friend,

Is THIS going over the top??? Remember, kids play with this stuff.

http://unnamednamespace.files.wordpr.../lego911sm.jpg

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12...ms_450x360.jpg

OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED

I don't know how this all looks to you guys, but to me it looks like the Al Qeeda are using this Lego stuff as a terrorist recruiting tool!!

Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

Jenni111 08-09-2009 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 379292)
Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?


Lego porn? Detailed ones?!?

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet (Post 379292)
Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?

Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!

I just thought i'd let him see what sort of perverted sicko stuff it really was, sir, in case he bought any for his kids, and it turned them gay! This Lego stuff really is the Devil! It could make kids go out and get AIDS.

My advice to any parent, if they have Lego in their homes, would be to take it out back, and burn it NOW. Do not take any chances with it.

Apologies again, sir. As I said, I feel terrible for posting it. I'm really upset now over what I done. I'm going to have to ask my husband to beat me up, as I feel I deserve punished because of it. I'm sorry of i've let any of you down, but hopefully my husband can kick some sense into me. I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!

Jenni111 08-09-2009 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379322)
Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!


Why would you google "Terrorist Lego"?

Rachel_Pierce 08-09-2009 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenni111 (Post 379328)
Why would you google "Terrorist Lego"?

Sister, I KNEW! I just KNEW that towelheads would be using it as some sort of Al Qaeda recruiting tool! They probably have tiny children in the desert right now, training them to blow up Americans, using Lego. And I was right! This stuff is really evil, and it can KILL YOU !! Yes, I've also found out that children can swallow tiny piecies of Lego, and DIE!

Jenni111 08-09-2009 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379364)
Sister, I KNEW! I just KNEW that towelheads would be using it as some sort of Al Qaeda recruiting tool! They probably have tiny children in the desert right now, training them to blow up Americans, using Lego. And I was right! This stuff is really evil, and it can KILL YOU !! Yes, I've also found out that children can swallow tiny piecies of Lego, and DIE!

Yes, if they're not using pen and paper; they must be using lego to plan out attacks! What better thing to use than the very image of themselves!

Also,
Young children seem to put lego pieces in their mouth, however I'm sure I've seen warning signs on lego boxes about that.

Rev. Jim Osborne 08-09-2009 02:38 AM

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I took my 7 year old grandson to Legoland over the summer and I was appalled at all the negative, sinful displays they've had there. Can you believe Legoland fosters the occult and Satanism on young children? They have a ride called "The Dragon" and several dragons made out of Legos. We all know the Dragon is a symbol of Satan and features very prominently in the Book of Revelations. Needless to say, I won't be taking him back for any repeat visits, despite his incessant cries of wanting to go back.

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-...andDragon3.gif

Rock4MyLord 08-09-2009 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce (Post 379322)
I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!

Hardly seems appropriate. You obviously know what you did wrong and apologized to God for it, and you won't do it again regardless of whether you are choked and beaten or not.

Rock4MyLord 08-09-2009 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 379379)
Needless to say, I won't be taking him back for any repeat visits, despite his incessant cries of wanting to go back.

That seems a bad sign, Good Reverend.

Dr. Zaius 08-09-2009 04:04 AM

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Who needs a dragon made out of legos? If I'm going for dragons, I want them made out of steel!

emmawilliams 08-09-2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenni111 (Post 379202)
When I was younger, I used to play with lego; building houses with them. Sad how much Lego has changed over the years.

I couldn't agree more. Me and my brothers used to play lego for hours in our grand mothers house. Making innocent things like houses. Oh how times change.

Nobar King 08-09-2009 08:23 PM

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This is worth posting again:


Jenni111 08-09-2009 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 379726)
This is worth posting again:



Video was well made, I see the bank moving at 1:21

Civil Protection 08-10-2009 12:10 PM

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I'd like to point out that lego Satan there has a head that looks... I don't know, ceramic? I just can't remember what material it's called, but it isn't the normal plastics used by Lego, so I don't think Lego produces mini-Satans, but rather someone decided to make a 'special' head for it.

I'd think of some sort of backup for Lego for the whole terrorist thing, but... I just can't. That kind of IS over the top for Lego. I think the 'Lego retarded' is supposed to be Stephen Hawking who, despite his appearance, is a rather intelligent man, just physically disabled.

The Lego whore looks like it was made in some sort of 3D animation studio, probably not by Lego, but who's to say, really?

Looking upon these things, for the most part, I would say don't blame the producer, blame the people who twist it into terrible things. (I will not hold it against you for thinking less of them for the whole terrorist thing; it's just insane beyond most reason.)

James Hutchins 08-10-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Civil Protection (Post 380092)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Words of a Satan Sider<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Look pal, I am not sure where you come from (C17, what is that, a point of reference from 'Battleship'?) but you words are not very Godly.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.

Get right with Jesus or get out!:angry:

Oakland "Reb" Griner 08-10-2009 05:11 PM

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Helpful Tip :


If you are microwaving the Legos to melt them so they are safe to dispose of, please remove the pieces that have metal in them. Found out the hard way the wheel pieces have metal axles. At about the 3 minute mark, I had a bit of actual fire in the microwave . . .




Elite Combine 08-10-2009 06:59 PM

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So basically, you guys are raging over things done by RANDOM PEOPLE with Lego, and blaming Lego itself for it?

Wow.

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-10-2009 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite Combine (Post 380273)
So basically, you guys are raging over things done by RANDOM PEOPLE with Lego, and blaming Lego itself for it? Wow.

There is not the slightest doubt that the Swedish makers of Lego knew exactly what they were doing from the very start - providing a gateway to Godlessness.

James Hutchins 08-10-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite Combine (Post 380273)
So basically, you guys are raging over things done by RANDOM PEOPLE with Lego, and blaming Lego itself for it?

Wow.

Random people did this?????
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/99...0.320x400.jpeg

I guess your friends, the 'RANDOM PEOPLE' run LEGO.

Disgusting.:angry:

Elite Combine 08-10-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 380277)
There is not the slightest doubt that the Swedish makers of Lego knew exactly what they were doing from the very start - providing a gateway to Godlessness.

No. Swedish makers of Lego made a harmless toy that entertains children everywhere. "Normal" people will just make houses or something with Lego. "Odd" people will customize them to make them look like Satan, or make sculptures of the Twin Towers or pose Lego people in erotic poses.

The people who made Lego didn't say "HERE ARE OUR TOYS, NOW MAKE EVIL THINGS WITH THEM."

Elite Combine 08-10-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 380281)
Random people did this?????
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/99...0.320x400.jpeg

I guess your friends, the 'RANDOM PEOPLE' run LEGO.

Disgusting.:angry:

Yes. Random people did that. It doesn't even look real. It looks like it was rendered with a 3D modeling program. And even if it WERE a real picture, what makes you so sure that the Lego company itself made it? How do you know that it's not just some guy who thought it would be funny to repaint a Lego person to look like that?

It's not that hard to edit things you know.

Also I find it funny how the moment I argue to show how ridiculous you're being, I am instantly "friends" with people who edit children's toys to something dirty.

James Hutchins 08-10-2009 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite Combine (Post 380288)
Yes. Random people did that. It doesn't even look real. It looks like it was rendered with a 3D modeling program. And even if it WERE a real picture, what makes you so sure that the Lego company itself made it? How do you know that it's not just some guy who thought it would be funny to repaint a Lego person to look like that?

It's not that hard to edit things you know.

Also I find it funny how the moment I argue to show how ridiculous you're being, I am instantly "friends" with people who edit children's toys to something dirty.

You are wrong. :nonono:

To defend these horrid toys that I have seen with my own God given eyes is putrid. People like you are the cause of the downfall of proper society. :angry:
You make me sick. :blech:

Nobar King 08-10-2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Metatron13 (Post 380182)
Helpful Tip :


If you are microwaving the Legos to melt them so they are safe to dispose of, please remove the pieces that have metal in them. Found out the hard way the wheel pieces have metal axles. At about the 3 minute mark, I had a bit of actual fire in the microwave . . .




Did you build a little satan effigy first before you nuked the Legos?

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-10-2009 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite Combine (Post 380288)
Yes. Random people did that. It doesn't even look real. It looks like it was rendered with a 3D modeling program.

I'm sure even God is annoyed by nerds.

Elite Combine 08-10-2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 380290)
You are wrong. :nonono:

To defend these horrid toys that I have seen with my own God given eyes is putrid. People like you are the cause of the downfall of proper society. :angry:
You make me sick. :blech:

Claims, claims, claims, but no proof.

What you've seen with your eyes are edits. Sure you can call them filth, or whatever you want to, but you still haven't shown me proof that Lego itself made them.

You make me sick with your false accusations. :blech:

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 380296)
I'm sure even God is annoyed by nerds.

Yes, because I've seen a few 3Dmax renders on the time I spend on the internet makes me a nerd.

Not all of us go on one forum and speak about how Lego is made by the devil, you know.

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-10-2009 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite Combine (Post 380308)
Yes, because I've seen a few 3Dmax renders on the time I spend on the internet makes me a nerd.

The first step to Salvation™ is via recognition of our sins. (But you're still a nerd.)

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Not all of us go on one forum and speak about how Lego is made by the devil, you know.
More's the pity...

Elite Combine 08-10-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire (Post 380343)
The first step to Salvation™ is via recognition of our sins. (But you're still a nerd.)

More's the pity...


7,800 posts on a forum.

Yup, the time you've spent on this forum is probably more than the time I've spent with "nerd" business.

Nobar King 08-10-2009 08:51 PM

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Praising Jesus and doing His Work is NOT a waste of time.


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