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Elmer G. White 02-10-2018 04:40 AM

Presidents Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un Meet Incognito at the Pyeongchang Olympics
 
Great news! The gentle diplomatic touch of President Donald Trump has won over the failed nation of North Korea. I learned recently that yet another manifestation of the homosexual infestation called the Olympic Games is at the moment taking place in Godless (non-Baptist but partly Protestant/papist) South Korea. The Olympics are a useless sporting event that originated in ancient Grease and consisted of nude men feeling and touching each other.

http://ugabuga.ru/sites/default/file...if/ellini1.jpg

1 Corinthians 1:23
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;


The Pyeongchang Olympics opening ceremony was a rerun of this vile nudity - even at sub-freezing temperatures the swarming sodomites could not resist showing off their well-developed, admittedly alluring but ultimately disastrous physique. This is the Tongan representative, a master cross-country skier Pita Taufatofua (an anagram of "up a fat Fiat auto" which is a clear Papist reference) with his bare, muscular torso glistening with a generous amount of oil (Exodus 25:6), celebrating the gay agenda.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...zm4bg0eqrf.jpg

Enough of these disgusting pictures. As I was doing an image search looking for more examples of this bare-chested monstrosity (there are hundreds and thousands of images of him), I also noticed that unbeknownst to the general public, our own President of the United Sates of America Mr. Donald Trump also visited these "gamers". It was unannounced and only the Google image search revealed that He'd been there meeting with the North-Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnew...=big-top-image

Here they are mingling with the crowd, taking in the feelings and worries of the general public, discussing how to make life better for us Christians and how to make vile sinners suffer.

https://images.nbcolympics.com/www.n...x540_rectangle

This image shows these two world leaders fisting their iron knuckles in celebration of newly-found understanding. This is glorious news. An uninteresting sporting event, only worth watching to see how low the figure skating men have descended in their loss of masculinity, is suddenly the focus of friendship in Jesus Christ! Here we have these two great men who have shown how they despise the natural world and its inhabitants, just as Jesus told us to do!

James 4:4
Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God?
whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.


We can expect great things from them during the next couple of weeks. I would not be surprised if they met with the Tongan Mr. Pita Taufatofua (why the tofu? :huh:) and chastised him. That is why I urge all True Christian™ men to follow the antics and garde-robe of Mr. Taufatofua very closely.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Johny Joe Hold 02-11-2018 03:50 AM

Re: Presidents Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un Meet Incognito at the Pyeongchang Olympics
 
There can be no doubt Dear Leader Un intended on ignoring President Trump until he learned of the President's planned military parade. Un knew this guy Trump was one tough competitor and he, Un, best not stay on Trump's bad side.

So far, that is the only good news from Olympic Village. That a sexual orgy was about to begin was confirmed when South Korea announced it provided athletes with 110,000 condoms.


South Korea to Distribute 110,000 Condoms at the Winter Olympics to Protect Athletes

A record amount of condoms ─ nearly 40 per person ─ were distributed to athletes participating in the 2018 Winter Olympics this month, a handout officials say will allow tense competitors to let out steam during the high-pressure games in South Korea.


https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/healt...oms/index.html


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