Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!
Brothers and Sisters,
Please help me compile a list of every day items we need to take heed of. Some things in our daily lives could inadvertently send us to HELL or give us a nasty case of demon infestation! Before I start the list I want to warn you all that anything you pick up from a garage sale, flea market or "World" stores such as Cost Plus World Market or Pier One will probably have demons attached to them. When you are shopping at these "World" Markets you need to know that most of the items were made by chinks in Bangledesh or China. The gooks are known to cast spells and hexes on things they are making for their betters in the good ole US. NEVER BUY USED ITEMS! You are just inviting demons into your home. If one of those demons gets into your colon you could become GAY! Now on to the list. :flame: Unicorns - in any form IE, doll, ceramic etc. :flame: Cupie Dolls (They are cute versions of a very powerful demon) :flame: Frogs (they invite swamp demons into your home) :flame: Tupperware that is that ugly avocado green color (see frogs) :flame: Red Mushrooms (with the white dots on them they are powerful hallucinagenic drugs) :flame: Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life) :flame: Rosary Beads (Satan's Sex Toy) :flame: Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons) :flame: Stuffed animals (Children use them to hump on and give them animated voices, which attracts demons) Also it is not a good decision to accept anything that is not food gifts (IE pies, cakes, casseroles) from people you don't know that well. I knew a sister who was given a set of dresser drawers that was demonized. The demon escaped and caused all kinds of HELL in that household. Items went missing (her clothes), her husband turned into a homer and her kids started to listen to rock and roll music and wanted to eat demonic foods such as Count Dracula cereal and Quaker Oates Oatmeal. For those who are curious what finally happened, the dresser was burned, the demon was cast out in the name of JESUS. The kids returned to normal but the husband remained a homer and is not living in the house. Personally, I think a few of the demons that were cast out are still hiding in his colon. Anyway, Please add your items on the list of Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL! |
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Cell Phones- The perfect portal to Satan's messages.
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As much as I love flashlights, I've come to realize that they're part of a sinister sexual agenda. It should have been obvious to me, considering the size and shape of the Maglite, but now I know a lot more about the perverted appeal of these phallic objects.
Only men should read this thread: "Lights you sleep with":wacko: |
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I use mine for contacting my husband and emergency services. |
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...Jesus?
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:flame: Digital Clocks. Firstly they are electronic so they send out little sounds to attract demons and more importantly they glow in the dark like a lighthouse guiding the demon to your bedroom or whatever room you have them in the house. http://i.imgur.com/SEuBo.gif If you have one of these, I advise you to take it in the back yard and smash it to bits and then burn the pieces. |
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:flame: Curling Irons. They are also electronic and send little noises out to invite demons into your home. They are also phallic shaped ... and that is disgusting. Homers are known curling iron lovers. Hair dresser... homers. You do the math.:angry:
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Guns when used for the WRONG reasons. Hunting and self defense being the exception.
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:flame: Bratz dolls "girls with a passion for fashion" they just want to confuse "fashion" in kids' minds with looking like a crack-whore
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books except for the bible because books are wirtten by demon-instpired sinners
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:flame: Mortar & Pestle (unless used for grinding chilli)
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:flame: Lite Brite - the children's toy. These attract demons for the same reason digital clocks do. They are a beacon for a demon to know where you are in the dark. Children can also use them to design demonic toys.
These are pure evil. http://www.litebriteonline.com/images/mrpot.gif |
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Thank you, Sisters, for mentioning the evil Kewpie and Bratz dolls, and garden gnomes...
However, I feel an even more extreme threat is the troll dolls. They usually collect in groups (suitable for "group sex"?) (or a "revolutionary army??) and are often completely naked! What kind of a toy is that for a child?? Plus, they have different colors of hair, and when you line them up you get, that's right...a homosexual rainbow. Right there in the home! . |
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