Jeddi master, the Star Wars fanboy
*Bows head Slightly*
You can Call me the Jedi master from what ive seen i dont understand why you people hate others for other ideas i mean thats what makes the world great we can Make the world better with working together |
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Good to see you, Jedi! WE ARE FOUR-FOLD STRONG! Sorry, I just had to say that. I refered my sisters too.
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We can make the world a better place by following God's commands, word for word, letter by letter. Working together for Jesus. It's not only not that hard, it's quite glorious, I have to say! |
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Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. Jesus Himself said that we shall only worship and serve God, and no others! That means your hippy nonsense goes completely against Jesus and completely against God! As far as "no killing" goes, maybe we should have a talk about witches, sodomites, and rebellious children... |
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also i would like it if you would please stop haveing it call me a "Unsaved trash" like my Signature indecates i am a Protecter of Pease and Justace so if you would please remove something that is not true and is also a harmfull remark |
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i have the Adult vershon of it so please make fun of my spelling not and if you wish to follow the bible follow one of Jeasuses rules "Treat others the way you would want to be treated" |
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Well it must be nice to live in a free form fantasy world, where you can just make up whatever nonsense you want, pull it straight out of your ass, pretend you are ninja from a crappy 30 year old movie, and spit on Jesus because your personal theory of how God works doesn't quite fit in with the Holy KJV Bible. Isn't that fun for you....
Boy, you can stomp your feet all you like, but Jesus always wins. JESUS CHRIST always wins. You need to get that through your thick skull boy, and stop trying to tell yourself that you're a gook. Accept Jesus as your Savior, or die 1,000 deaths a day in everlasting hellfire. :angry: It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools. For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity. Ecclesiastes 7:5-6 |
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html |
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Stop being a whiner boy. Are you a homer or something? :glare: |
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"Death is only the begining" |
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What is this pantheism-loving Star Wars geek spouting off about?! It's a shame that due to your retardation you will never be able to inherit the kingdom of heaven. But let me tell you this my feeble minded annoyance: You should make good of this terrible fate that God has doomed you to and kill some Mudslimes in his name. It's the only way to make good of it. Of course this doesn't mean you're ever going to Heaven, but Hey! At least you'll make the world better. Maybe the Lord is done punishing your lineage after you, maybe not. But the less Mooselimbs alive, the better for your Children(I don't know if retards are allowed to have children, but if you are and you actually find some girl willing to take you in, go for it) and their Children.
SO basically, I know you won't be able to understand that because you're stupid and slow, so here's my message: Kill a bunch of heathens in the name of God, it's what Jesus would have wanted. |
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also god dosent hate crippels i mean look at what jeasus did for those cripled also i would use Spell check if your thing would alow me to but realy it dosent on my end so dont yell at me for that |
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You are obviously sick and vile. No doubt this has been passed down through the generations of your family, that's why God is punishing you know with retardation. Yeah, I bet you like to get your hands on all kinds of lightsaber you flaming Will and Grace fan... |
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also Will and Grace sucked soooo much... i couldnt stand it at all |
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Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. Boy, at the end of the day, these are the words we live by. While you ride the short bus to your sheltered workshop, you might want to ponder them. |
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also you need to realize that those rules are way out of date and are to harsh |
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The only hope you have is to get on your knees and beg Christ to take over your pathetic life. He died for three days for our sins. He can cover you with blood and grace and maybe he'd even remove the curse of retardation you currently carry...if you Tithe enough. |
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Hi, The Jedi Master, I'm Hikari. I'm much nicer than these "True Christians" that keep insulting you left and right.
Just a question, Are you just a Star Wars fan, or you do really follow the Jedi religion? -Hii |
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