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MisterM 06-12-2011 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dutchman (Post 763334)
The divine right is hence forth passed from Pope to Pope. Its basic catholic doctrine that there are seven levels of hell based on the severity of sins you commit.

I don't see any scriptures here. We are not interested in what Papists have invented to exploit people.

YiC, M

Mrs. Mary Whitford 06-12-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dutchman (Post 763334)
Mrs. Whitford, read the devine comedies aka Dante's Inferno. Jesus said unto his disciples before his ascention to heaven."whatever you hold true on earth I will hold true in Heaven". Peter is considered the first pope of the Catholic Church. The divine right is hence forth passed from Pope to Pope. Its basic catholic doctrine that there are seven levels of hell based on the severity of sins you commit. It also comes from a theological perspective of God being a just punisher, he's going to punish based on severity of sins, ie an eye for an eye. This sets up the idea of the punishment fitting the crime.
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Is ANY of this view of hell scriptural? NO! Think of God's punishment as being like a flat tax. If you're poor, you may chafe at paying the same tax rate as a billionaire, but it's fair. That's the same reason, say, Gandhi is burning in hell alongside Hitler. One was a diaper-wearing boodist, one was a mass-murdering atheo-papist, but both rejected Jesus and so it's fair that they are both burning for eternity. :thumbsup:

Scienceisbunk 06-28-2011 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)
Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children! :thumbdown:

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs! :fear2:

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

http://i.imgur.com/Z83sA.png

All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children! :furious:

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."

http://i.imgur.com/17mgt.jpg

It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors! :shok:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

http://i.imgur.com/3nEao.jpg

What is wrong with you? The console does not include a vibrator. You make me sick! Its just a basic entertainment console for three dimensional gaming. The consoles are not radioactive otherwise they would fail to operate. Besides everything is radioactive. Not all radiation is bad! Gamma rays which are present in Nuclear reactors can also be used to treat cancer. Radiation has a good side to. There is nothing wrong with this console. You people are just racist!

HTannor 06-28-2011 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scienceisproof (Post 769643)
You people are just racist!


Since when is it racist to condemn a machine designed by gook minds to molest our precious children?

What are you, so kind of jap lover?

MentalHaze 07-04-2011 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by HTannor (Post 769649)
Since when is it racist to condemn a machine designed by gook minds to molest our precious children?

Yet the biggest child molesters are priests and pastors. You are the corrupted ones. Only you are always bringing up topics on gays, molesting, porn, sex toys, etc...

PS. A machine can never molest a child. Only a person can do it.

Billy Bob Jenkins 07-04-2011 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MentalHaze (Post 771681)
Yet the biggest child molesters are priests and pastors. You are the corrupted ones. Only you are always bringing up topics on gays, molesting, porn, sex toys, etc...

Your anti-Christian hatespeech is a blessing to us.

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:


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PS. A machine can never molest a child. Only a person can do it.
Perhaps, but a person can use a machine to molest a child.

4chanFTW2 07-04-2011 08:52 PM

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How can a man rape a child using this(hell it doesn't even have online play yet)?! I've never heard anything more ridiculous! And since you people didn't read the first 25 times, it's not f@cking radioactive, it was made in CHINA.:thumbdown: And don't start spewing Bible quotes at me, I don't give two shits about them.

OhNoAForeigner 07-17-2011 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 716776)

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs! :fear2:

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


http://i.imgur.com/Z83sA.png


It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors! :shok:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."


http://i.imgur.com/3nEao.jpg

Good afternoon. Again, please consider my words before debunking them. I will admit, the 3DS will come with a bucket-load of pornographic games. This is very bad, yes, but the retail of such games will most likely not happen in your average game store available to children.

Far more importantly though, I do not believe that any form of gaming device can actively RAPE a child. For one, the above picture is the control from a Nintendo Wii, a home console, not the 3DS. Also, the phallus-shaped attachment is not a standard peripheral with the device, and I somewhat doubt that it even exists in reality, and if it does, whether or not it is actively sold. And the Japanese are somewhat insane, I will admit that.

Oh and for the record, I am white and live in South Africa. If that makes me backward, sick, elusional, satans tool, etc., then so be it for I know that as I stand before the Glory of God, I am none of those.

Just something to think about.

Redeemed Papist 07-17-2011 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OhNoAForeigner (Post 775479)
Good afternoon. Again, please consider my words before debunking them. I will admit, the 3DS will come with a bucket-load of pornographic games. This is very bad, yes, but the retail of such games will most likely not happen in your average game store available to children.

Far more importantly though, I do not believe that any form of gaming device can actively RAPE a child. For one, the above picture is the control from a Nintendo Wii, a home console, not the 3DS. Also, the phallus-shaped attachment is not a standard peripheral with the device, and I somewhat doubt that it even exists in reality, and if it does, whether or not it is actively sold. And the Japanese are somewhat insane, I will admit that.

Oh and for the record, I am white and live in South Africa. If that makes me backward, sick, elusional, satans tool, etc., then so be it for I know that as I stand before the Glory of God, I am none of those.

Just something to think about.

You're really full of what YOU believe, sonny.

Why should we care whether you are white, for example?

OhNoAForeigner 07-17-2011 01:17 PM

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"Why should we care whether you are white, for example?"

Because you clearly have a problem with black people, so I wanted to ensure that you would not needlessly debunk my argument. Also, the reason for the repost of the sentence is to ensure that replies to the various threads I have replied to can be educated on my intentions.

Redeemed Papist 07-17-2011 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OhNoAForeigner (Post 775485)
"Why should we care whether you are white, for example?"

Because you clearly have a problem with black people, so I wanted to ensure that you would not needlessly debunk my argument. Also, the reason for the repost of the sentence is to ensure that replies to the various threads I have replied to can be educated on my intentions.

So you'd rather go to Hell than miss a chance to lecture and harangue this place?

That's dedication to Satan right there! Sadly I don't think that's going to stop him buggering you with his fiery tallywacker for your gainsaying God.

OhNoAForeigner 07-17-2011 02:02 PM

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What?

Somewhere in that big book called the Bible, it says: "Love thine neighbour like you love thyself." It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white? And please stop changing the topic.

I do not understand your reasoning in the slightest.

Redeemed Papist 07-17-2011 02:48 PM

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It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white
I don't see why you need to bring that crazy apostate Michael Jackson into this.

Go and actually read your Bible, sonny.

See what it really says about God and Jesus.

Mark 12 29-31 29And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: 30And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

So why are you turning away from the greatest of these commandments in order to try to get us to turn away from God's word and listen to the urgings of your own heart? How are you loving us, your neighbours, by trying to drag us down into Hell with you?

OhNoAForeigner 07-17-2011 02:56 PM

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I am doing NO SUCH THING. And how, HOW OF ALL THINGS, did I bring MJ into this? Are you in a mental asylum? And I still don't understand how I am trying to drag you to hell. If you love yourself as you seem to love me, you have got to be on the verge of suicide. Do NOT quote scripture if you yourself to not follow it, or at the very least seem to. Also, I don't see how you are contradicting me. You are really only confirming what I said.

Redeemed Papist 07-17-2011 03:04 PM

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So in your arrogance you seek to preach us away from salvation and follow your own gospel?

Deuteronomy 18:20 But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

Jeremiah 14:14 Then the LORD said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.

You really need to think about how you're making up your own opinion over and over, friend. Somehow I think I'm wasting my time with this warning to you about running off at the mouth.

Pastor Ezekiel 07-17-2011 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OhNoAForeigner (Post 775498)
What?

Somewhere in that big book called the Bible, it says: "Love thine neighbour like you love thyself." It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white? And please stop changing the topic.

I do not understand your reasoning in the slightest.

You are NOT our neighbor, and this is NOT a debate forum! :rtfm:

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Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.


Gadarenes 07-20-2011 10:46 PM

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I laughed a little when i read this.. I mean.. the logic of this thread seems.. a bit irrational.. Sure you could rape children with a Nintendo 3Ds.. but could you also do that with.. hmm.. Motorolla Gadgets.. ? or.. a cucumber? Carrot?, a chair leg and so on? You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?

HTannor 07-20-2011 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by OhNoAForeigner (Post 775513)
I am doing NO SUCH THING. And how, HOW OF ALL THINGS, did I bring MJ into this? .

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Originally Posted by Gadarenes (Post 776556)
You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?


Granted, I've had a tough day in court, adjudicating many issues that would be meaningless to both of you.

But as I sit here in the splendor of my single wide, unwinding with a really spectacular single-malt, only one thing comes to my mind: Are you two insane?

NanoFunk 07-29-2011 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 717029)
Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist? :fear2:

Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts. They are after all still humans and deserve our loving kindness. I like Japan but not for the reason's some of you may think and i like anime as well but porn and the like, no way. I can say a lot of crap about America as well and i was born here.

Redeemed Papist 07-29-2011 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NanoFunk (Post 778929)
Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts.

But God can.

1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

All we can do is warn them of what God has said He wants to find there when He has His very last long look before deciding if you go up or down. And following false doctrines most defnitely isn't one of those things.

1 Timothy 1:3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,

We can but try to point people in the right way.


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