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Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???

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Luge and bobsled!

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what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.

I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports

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I have to agree with you here Bert. Coming from Belgium, possibly the GAYEST of EURO FAG COUNTRIES (except for Ass-Lichtenstein ) EVERY SPORT IN THE KNOWN WORLD WOULD SEEM MACHO TO YOU INCLUDING MENS FIGURE SKATING.

Anyway - isn't the National sport of Belgium Paedophilia?

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You forgot to mention the national sport of Finland, curling. I believe it was Brother Deaner who first awakened us to the menace of this horrific "sport":

May God have mercy on us all.

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indeed english football is something i enjoy

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Which makes you a homer.

Also that nonsense called "crickets" is faggy. All that is is pre-stolen American Baseball. :glare:

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Rugby; there is nothing more homerish that a bunch of grown men jumping on each other. Praise Jesus we have proper football over here.

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Don't forget Cornholing!

It could be the most faggoty and dangerous of all sports! Why, even our GODLY Leader has some strong words about it.

JUST SAY NO TO CORNHOLING!

L:heart:ve, Sister Thumper

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I suppose it goes without saying that any sport played in Godless France should be avoided and rebuked.

Men riding bicycles through the mountains wearing skin tight shorts and such?

And what is that "la crosse" nonsense? Very faggoty and enjoyed in Cannuckistan too.

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I heard a rumor that the French actually remove their bicycle seats for added "prostate pleasuring" whilst riding in the mountains. This is something I shall have to investigate further, as I never make an assumption that isn't backed up by solid Facts!

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Shirts and skins basketball, any sport played by women, and men's synchronized swimming.

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Oh, so that's what they've been doing instead of helping us bring security and democracy to Towelheadistan. :angry:

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If it were up to the Liberal congress all of our children would be shirtless, greased up and on a soccer field with a bunch of homosexual eurotrash.

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/Pic1203.jpg

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Brother Worthington, thank you for your wisdom in this matter. I knew I was missing something important and you knew what my simple homemaker's mind overlooked. Gurls Rugby, Lexbean Tennis (and don't forget Renee Richards - I shudder at the thought) and Gurls Softball. Finally, who can stand to watch women play golf??? It's sort of like watching the Special Olympics.

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The worst Homer sport is in my opinion is Australian Rules Football: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussie_Rules
(Parental Guidance recommended... this sport is extremely vile. :thumbdown:)

It is something that combines the worst perversions of rugby with a costume worse than any that fag basketball players would wear. They move the ball by fisting it through the air or by kicking it. After they score a goal, they hug and kiss each other like soccer players.

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Ordinarily I'd consider it a patriotic duty to disagree with you here...except...its true...sob...
:cheers:
The Joo comedian Jerry Seinfeld saw them and described the uniform as a sort of sleeveless roller disco number with tiny shorts.

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MMM A New Zealand sport thats Gay... what have we here....
http://www.nzlive.com/en/nzlivecom/g...ek-new-zealand
Gay Ski Week New Zealand

Gay Ski Week NZ will celebrate its fifth birthday in the aptly named Queenstown during the first week in September 2007.
The 450 to 500 gay and lesbian skiers expected to take part plan to toast the event’s birthday in style with a round of 42 Below – the vodka company has once again signed on as sponsor. Mr Sanford says Queenstown is perfect for the event and 42 Below is a tasty and innovative sponsor.

Established in 2003 by Queenstown resident Mike Sanford, 42 Below Gay Ski Week NZ is the largest gay and lesbian alpine event of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere. This year Crowne Plaza Queenstown is the official home of the event and will host ski parties and breakfasts in its Threesixty bar and restaurant. The 42 Below Gay Ski Week NZ 5th Birthday Welcome Party will be held at Bezu restaurant and bar on September 1st.

Over the 8 days the event features ski days around the Queenstown region (including a Picnic on Coronet Peak), The DNA Magazine Dinner and Cruise, games at Pog Mahones Irish Pub, several après ski parties at various venues, a Central Otago wine tour and Queenstown’s biggest gay and lesbian gig, the White Out Dance Party.

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Queenstown . . . Gay Ski Week . . . is the world coming to an end, or should we save the world by declaring war on New Zealand? I wonder if anyone would notice if we turned that patch of land on the Earth's butt to glass? I would recommend that you move to God's favorite country before its too late.

PS Bicycle shorts are so very gay!

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I'd like to refer you to an excellent piece written a couple of years ago by brother Scott Jonas. He did an in-depth piece on the vileness of "girl sports" and the lezbianic influence it has. THIS sermon should be read by all parents of female children!

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Brother, let's not forget the teachers' unions. After all, they want to teach our precious children Darwinista monkey-worship and moral relativism, so can homer "sports" orgies be far behind?

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It's not the unions that teach evolution; it's state-mandated. The unions have no control over subject matter taught in the schools.

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Don't be so naive, friend. The teachers' unions are the most powerful lobbying organizations in state politics, and they have no problems getting their liberal agenda shoved through the state legislatures.

I'm a little sneaky suspicious of your username, Pentecost. You aren't one of them tongue-talking, pew-jumping, rattlesnake-kissing Pentecostals, are you?

Concerned,
Pastor Billy-Reuben

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You are right about the teacher union being extremely powerful. So much so that you have several factions of teacher unions due to people in charge abusing their power and not taking care of what they were originally created for-protecting the rights of teachers.

I've just never heard of any of the unions taking a stance on creationism vs evolution in the school. But I could be wrong. I'll ask my rep.

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Am I the only one who gets scared half to DEATH every time those lezbean Williamson sisters show up on television? Like Brother Imus said, they belong on National Geographic, not NBC.

http://www.poster.net/williams-seren...ms-6233854.jpg = http://www.cardmine.co.uk/list26/a261729.jpg ?

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Is there anything more homosexual than golf? Why, the thought of unsaved sissified men hitting little balls into holes must anger Jesus no end!
What about golf carts? Those must be the gayest things around! REAL men would run across the course, breaking a sweat, & trampling over anyone in their way. Enjoy Hell, Arnold Palmer...

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I moved the important discussion of the merits of Baptistism and the pitfalls of Pentecostalism here, so this thread can continue to focus on the very real threat of homosexuralism in sports other than the Godly sports of Baseball, American Football, college Basketball, and Nascar.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

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And those clothes that they wear? Goodness knows -- they are HOMO if anything is!

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AMEN Brother!

And what about all the disgusting euphemisms. "Ball washer" means his "boyfriend" and GOD only knows what a "hole in one" stands for.

I think it frustrates JESUS.

L:heart:ve, Sister Thumper

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This certainly looks gay:
http://jj.am/gallery/d/67569-2/Socce...w_headshot.gif
You'd never see something like that in REAL football.

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What about football? nothing as faggy as a bunch of guys grabbing and trying to tackle each other, to say nothing about their TIGHTS

Baseball is the same thing. Everyone knows they grab each other's BUTTS constantly

Its amazing how such popular things in America can be so corrupt. it just goes to show you the great lengths the devil will go to to try to trick us

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I have a question about following sports:

Boxing, is it a gay sport? I doubt so, men present their strength and compete for the title of the strongest. Modern day rules say you can only wear boxer shorts, but only to make certain the contestants do not hide armor or weapons in the clothes.

Karate / Taekwondo: Mainly a combat system based on kicks / hits. Do not mistakenly think of it as grappling on the ground. By the way the reason why grappling / wrestling does not use cloth: You can grab them easily and throw your opponent down.

Table tennis. I like table tennis. Like passing a baseball to each other but a much smaller version and good if you don't have much space.

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Two scantily clad sweaty men trying to dominate eachother. If one man wants a time-out, he will hug the dominant man.

Nope, nothing gay about that........ :lol:

Okay, so you have two men in shorts bent over in a "please sodomize me" position doing ping and pong and oh and ah.

Has society really been this corrupted... ?

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ok this view is backward, i can put everything into sucha gay view as you do.

American football. Men bending over showing their butts to each other while another man grabs them firmly from behind. They run after each other like a pack of hornyl cats casing a female cat. When all is done they pile ontop of each other moaning and groaning like wild beasts... come on...
I play table tennis with Jeans and a pullover. And boxing? how gay is it to get your face beat bloody... I think gays would get another liquid on their face instead of blood...

please a serious answer

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VS

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Where is the gayness in boxing i ask you

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For those of you confused over whether or not wrestling is gay, please see THIS thread.

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Wrestling is not something a heterosexual man would do, i have to agree on that.

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As I've said before, the only athletic romp I agree with with Four Square in my Fellowship Hall or maybe an occasional game of "Sword Drills".

However, Sword Drills tend to get quite heated, especially when my brother Amos is in town. He is quite a savant when it comes to locating within the Old Testament.

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Everything in the world is Homersexual, debate solved.