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Talitha

11-27-2007 06:29 PM

TALITHA'S TIPS #3: WOMEN; KNOW THY PLACE.

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NUMBER 3:
WOMEN KNOW THY PLACE

Now then Ladies of Landover, it has been left to me to remind you all about your place within the True Christian™ Community.

We have all heard about Womens Lie-beration and the Sassy-mouthed Feminazis.
These things are an abomination to the Lord and quite simply you must remember that we are but Baby-Makers for The Lord and are here merely for the pleasure of Men.

It is quite clearly stated:

1Cr 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1Cr 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

1Co 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1Ti 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

1Ti 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
(Eccles. 26:14-15 A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued."

Eccles. 25:22 Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die."

So, Ladies of Landover it is up to us to know our place.

Our place is always to be a servant to the Man. That is why we were Created.
We should stay silent and do as we are told when we are in Church or in the company of Men.
We should remain shamefaced and faithful to our husband.

It is our fault that there is Sin in the world and we should always remain guilty. BECAUSE WE ARE

Daisy Mae Johnson

11-27-2007 07:37 PM

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Amen Sister!

And when getting spanked or back-handed, keep quiet! You KNOW you did something to derserve it!

Talitha

11-27-2007 07:39 PM

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It's just a True Christian™ Man's way of showing he loves you.
If he didn't give you a slap from time to time God would hate him too!!!

Twilightprincess

11-27-2007 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 112097)

It's just a True Christian™ Man's way of showing he loves you.
If he didn't give you a slap from time to time God would hate him too!!!

He would certainly hate him for allowing his woman to act out of place!

I am no such fan of feminism, it is almost vulgar, how they seem to aim to be supreme to men, yes almost!
As Eve led Adam into ruin, we must forever blame ourselves for being somewhat weak.
Yes, we shall please our Man, whoever he might be, he will come one fine day and love us for being such obedient and God respectful women.

Angelwinged-Devil

11-27-2007 07:54 PM

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I can't agree with you more friend ;D, can you come to my place cause I surely need some pleasure

Talitha

11-27-2007 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Twilightprincess (Post 112101)

He would certainly hate him for allowing his woman to act out of place!

I am no such fan of feminism, it is almost vulgar, how they seem to aim to be supreme to men, yes almost!
As Eve led Adam into ruin, we must forever blame ourselves for being somewhat weak.
Yes, we shall please our Man, whoever he might be, he will come one fine day and love us for being such obedient and God respectful women.

Well Glory!!!
I think you and I will soon be best of friends.
I shall ask a Pastor for permission to allow you to stay here for now.

Twilightprincess

11-27-2007 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 112106)

Well Glory!!!
I think you and I will soon be best of friends.
I shall ask a Pastor for permission to allow you to stay here for now.

How sweet of you, Sister Talitha!
I feel well honoured..
Oh yes I guess I've finally stumbled across a woman who doesn't share other womens rapid suggestions about being equal to men, as it will never be and never should, by the name of our Lord.
Save them .. :s

Talitha

11-27-2007 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Twilightprincess (Post 112113)

How sweet of you, Sister Talitha!
I feel well honoured..
Oh yes I guess I've finally stumbled across a woman who doesn't share other womens rapid suggestions about being equal to men, as it will never be and never should, by the name of our Lord.
Save them .. :s

Indeed my dear, we never can and never will be equal to any man on God's Green earth. Tell me, do you have a favorite Bible Verse? Do you go to Church regularly?

Twilightprincess

11-27-2007 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 112119)

Indeed my dear, we never can and never will be equal to any man on God's Green earth. Tell me, do you have a favorite Bible Verse? Do you go to Church regularly?

I feel so ashamed, I used to have but now I have failed to read regularly, due to study and work :/
.. I do not, the Churches here are not as they should, I am ashamed to say that I am bored, though I truly wish to go to Church every Sunday, and let the Words of God enlighten me fully!
Can I be saved? :(

Talitha

11-27-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Twilightprincess (Post 112128)

I feel so ashamed, I used to have but now I have failed to read regularly, due to study and work :/
.. I do not, the Churches here are not as they should, I am ashamed to say that I am bored, though I truly wish to go to Church every Sunday, and let the Words of God enlighten me fully!
Can I be saved? :(

Of course you can! That's THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS!
Anyone, even Homers and Blacks and ugly people can come to Jesus Christ for their Savior.
Do you have a few children yet? Does your Husband allow you to use the Computer often?
Jesus smiles on those Women who carry lots of Christian Soldiers for HIM :jesus:

Twilightprincess

11-27-2007 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 112132)

Of course you can! That's THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS!
Anyone, even Homers and Blacks and ugly people can come to Jesus Christ for their Savior.
Do you have a few children yet? Does your Husband allow you to use the Computer often?
Jesus smiles on those Women who carry lots of Christian Soldiers for HIM :jesus:

I am much more calmed now, dear Sister, thank you!
I'm sorry for my ignorance, but what are Homers?
I haven't heard any of them! :wacko:

Oh no, I am only 17, but I am waiting for the One who will make me find my right place, with children in good time.
I am still pure, I refuse to succumb to nowaday Teen norms! such vulgar pornography! I am appalled..
I have no husband, yet.. I must say that there aren't many true Christian men in my area, I feel I must move.
I am sure he does, and I will be happy to oblige and to serve his Will!

Angelwinged-Devil

11-27-2007 09:26 PM

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twilightprincess is my third wife and we share our lives in happyness together under the words of the one true lord, our saviour and our light.

Twilightprincess

11-27-2007 09:39 PM

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Oh well yes it is true ..
Forgive me for I was unsure whether or not you would accept him as my husband .. since apparently he offended some Highly respected person in here, sister.

Brother Temperance

11-27-2007 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Angelwinged-Devil (Post 112148)

twilightprincess is my third wife and we share our lives in happyness together under the words of the one true lord, our saviour and our light.

Are you a Mormon? We have a zero-tolerance policy on mormons in this forum.

Talitha

11-27-2007 10:10 PM

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I think Ragnarok should be added to our list of False Religions.

Angelwinged-Devil

11-27-2007 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 112166)

Are you a Mormon? We have a zero-tolerance policy on mormons in this forum.

nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed

Pastor Billy-Reuben

11-28-2007 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha (Post 112169)

I think Ragnarok should be added to our list of False Religions.

We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Talitha

11-28-2007 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben (Post 112412)

We have Asstrue listed. Isn't that the same thing, or is Ragnarok something different?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Who knows dear Pastor.
They'll all end up burning in Hell if we can't make protests and BANISH THEM ALL from the face of the Innernets.

I'm very disappointed with Twiglet Princess, I thought for a moment she was going to be my True Friend© but it turns out she may be one of these freaks as well. :(

It makes me so sad.

Pastor Ezekiel

11-28-2007 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Twilightprincess (Post 112142)

Oh no, I am only 17,......

Then you are banned from this Christian forum. We do not tolerate teen aged God mockers here.

lord warrior

11-28-2007 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Angelwinged-Devil (Post 112173)

nope, I'm not a mormon, but my two other wives was killed

Such a great name for a wife killing cop from Bolingbrook

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