10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
There is a reason why God's favorite nation America could care less about soccer while Hell bound nations like Australia, Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Ireland, and Denmark are all playing soccer (some even dare to call it football) all the time. While Americans play God's chosen sports like Baseball, American Football and Basketball the rest of the world is pleasing Satan with soccer. Everyone either involved or interested in soccer will burn in Hell for all eternity. :sinner: 1st Corinthians 10:31 "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." #1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating! The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..." #2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets! Too weak or slow to play football? Play soccer. Too short or slow to play basketball? Play soccer. Even though soccer doesn't require any athletic talent or advanced motor skills, soccer players somehow convinced themselves to be very special. Huge crowds of drunk soccer fans worship these arrogant brats as if they are Jesus Christ Himself. Matthew 24:24 "... false prophets ... deceive the very elect." #3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs! In 1974 the Dutch lost the World Championship soccer because their players had so much sex and drugs before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up. Someone even wrote a book about it! Ephesians 5:18 "... be not drunk ..." #4 Soccer players are extremely lazy! If you have a very strong stomach and you can watch soccer for a few minutes without puking your guts out, just pay attention to a single player. It doesn't matter which one. Most of the time this player will either be standing still, or slowly walking from one place to another. If you look even closer you will notice all players only cover a small part of the playing field to minimize the chance of getting tired to an absolute minimum. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..." #5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church! Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church! Acts 20:17 "... the elders of the church." #6 Soccer makes people gay! Soccer is all about grown man hugging and touching each other in ways only gays would approve off. The favorite part of a soccer match is when the actual match is over and all players can get naked together in a huge shower. There is not a single soccer player in the world who is not gay. It's reasons like this that make ultra-gays like Sir Elton John a soccer fan! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..." http://i.imgur.com/tp3J3Hn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/A6AakhG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/fbqxBmC.jpg #7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer! God has warned humanity many times by sending crystal clear signs that He hates soccer! Clear signs like the Heyse Stadium disaster, the Hillsborough disaster, the Orkney Stadium Disaster, the Ellis Park Stadium Disaster and the Accra Sports Stadium Disaster leave 0% room for doubt that God hates soccer with a vengeance! Luke 18:27 "... The things which are impossible with men are possible with God." #8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent! If a bunch of soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. Soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lose every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..." #9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing! No one in their right mind can deny the connection between soccer and fascism. It is very common for soccer fans to wear Nazi symbols and to shout Nazi insults during soccer matches. In German concentration camps zyklon was used to kill as many Jews as possible. For this reason Umbro named their extremely popular soccer shoe Zyklon! The English (!) soccer team in 1938: http://i.imgur.com/bsnAD3A.jpg #10 France is successful at soccer! And to prove for once and for all that God really really hates soccer, just note that France is successful at soccer! :fear2: Psalm 9:17 "... all the nations that forget God." All people wasting time on soccer need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and they will burn in Hell along with people wasting time on Tennis, Golf, Cricket, Gymnastics, Swimming, Ice Skating, Lacrosse, Curling, Rugby, Softball, Cycling, Hiking, Horse Racing, Skiing, Snowboarding, Triathlon, Wrestling, etc. |
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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father does not allow me to get involved in soccer! :innocent:
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You don't have to convince me. I already hate soccer. There are a lot of reasons that this 'sport' isn't more popular.
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You never hear about American athletes doing anything like that. |
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Nice work, Cranky. I take it this whole World Cup charade has got on your nerves too?
A soccer tournament is like a competition of "who's the gayest". 80 minutes of the game is wasted with passing it amongst defenders, and the final 10 is of people falling over for sympathy! I am British, but it annoys the hell out of me when people refer to this girls game as "football". It's soccer! It's only fair the name "football" is blessed to the superior American counterpart and the sport favoured by Jesus. The hooligan supporters try to overcompensate for the games lack of manliness by being as aggressive and barbaric as possible, but only really succeeding in showing their clear homosexuality of willing to fight over 11 men chasing a ball in tight shorts. |
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The referees are queer as a three dollar bill too.
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It certainly does make people gay!
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata35/I...2531810668.jpg http://www.yeah-oops.com/wp-content/...gaysports2.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aPjPiA37Bn...GaySports3.jpg http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress....y_soccer_1.jpg It MUST be stopped!:fear2: |
Soccer is gayer than Liberace.
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This is one of the main reasons for me to leave the Netherlands and get back to the Godly USA.
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I agree whole-heartedly.
Soccer players are deceitful (hope I spelt that right) lying worms, with no sense of truth or sportsmanship. Collapsing on the floor in apparent agony when another player so much as brushes against them. If a human being ( if they can be called that) is in that much pain from so gentle a touch, I would want to do the decent thing, walk onto the pitch and send them prematurely to eternal damnation. I have forbidden my son to join the local Soccer team. I instead went to his school and signed him up myself for the Baseball team. As long as it does not interfere with Bible Studies. (I dont want him to make the same mistakes I did) |
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Landover Baptist church publishes article on soccer.Read it here folks
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/june/worldcup.html |
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Any sport that can be played by girls that boys also play is , by definition, gay. Take figure skating--duh! Take baseball-- boys play it, but girls play softball. Now take football-- there is no girls' football! Football is warrior training and girls are not fit for such activity. Girls cheer on the warrior/players as is right in God's eyes. Just as the women of the Bible praised David in his victories. I Samuel 21:11- "Did they not sing one to another of him in dances, saying, Saul has slain his thousands and David his ten thousands?" Goooo David! Or better yet, Goooooo Jesus! Praisefully Yours, Handmaiden |
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Actually not all sports that can be played by girls that boys also play are gay. Rugby Union is not usually gay. New Zealand's Black Ferns are the Women's Rugby (Union) World Cup Champions. The first Women's Rugby World Cup was held in 1991, and won by the United States of America!:usa27::usa27::usa27::usa27::usa27::usa27::usa27::usa27: 2010 Women's World Cup: Black Ferns countdown James Mortimer - (14/05/2010) Quote:
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AFL is a homer sport.
YIC, Mrs.P.Wintersnow |
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For girls it is. Correctingly Yours, Handmaiden |
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Dirk you left the Netherlands for the "godly'' USA?
I actualy play soccer and it does require skills when played correctly, in Holland a lot of people play soccer and we're good at it (Nr 4 of the world) The world cup brings people together and makes us forget all the wars and problems for a while... :thumbsup: |
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We haven't won the world cup yet but we did win the Euro Cup and apart from Brazil and Argentina the best Soccer countries in the world are from Europe..
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