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Regis Alexandrus 05-19-2016 02:10 PM

Aspies Play Nerf to Train for Combat
 
Nerf is played by many boys and girls, but Aspergians especially like to play it because they are training for combat to establish the kingdom of the Antichrist by killing every Christian man, woman, and child on sight without pity, mercy, or remorse.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5Ng9Cjv838w/hqdefault.jpg


They are planning sabotage missions against Freehold and this aspergirl, as they call themselves, is one of the enemy's top agents. We do not know her identity except that she is Canadian. What should Landover do to prepare for such attacks?
:ahhh::gunsmilie(1)::gun2::usaflag::gun_bandana::f ighting0036::ninja2::canadian::usaflag::usa::prais e:

Mary Etheldreda 05-19-2016 04:18 PM

Re: Aspies Play Nerf to Train for Combat
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Regis Alexandrus (Post 1181547)
What should Landover do to prepare for such attacks?

Nothing, dear. Why do you think Jesus would let Landover Baptist Church be attacked? We never let anyone into Freehold except for those who have been verified by the Department of Faith as having been genuinely Savedô. In this way, we can be assured that no indecency happens in the city limits. We even go so far as to outlaw pets lest Jesus accidentally step in some doo-doo whilst He tip-toes around, keeping us safe (Deuteronomy 23:12-14).


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