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Pastor Rune Enoe 11-13-2006 11:01 PM

God hates Sweden - and so do Muslims
 
The Musselmaniacs have been mightily offended this year - with the 12 Danish cartoons and a ton of other drawings (see The Mohammed Image Archive).

What is less known, is that while the Dhimmi dummies in Sweden were chiding "naughty" Denmark for publishing the 12 innocent cartoons, the Swedish authorities were at the same time undertaking a restoration of a fresco showing the drowning Mohammed:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...malerei_02.jpg

The fresco from the 16th century shows Saint Christopher carrying Baby Jesus through the swift river. While True Christianity™ prevails, the Pope ("papa") and Mohammed ("mahomet") perish in the waves. (There's a larger version of the photo at Wikimedia)

The funny part is that the island of Gotland was Danish until 1645, so the 16th century fresco is another Danish Mohammed Cartoon.

Watch the Swedes tremble for the terrorists now. :lol:

Marshall 11-13-2006 11:52 PM

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All European Muslims should be dealt with severely.
They are trying to conquer the planet for Satan and little things like this are just the excuse they need to satisfy their instinctive need to kill. Watch as they go berzerk in the streets and rape and pillage over this midevil portrait depicting their false prophet as a drowning poofter. Notice Mahamutts gay mustache and headgear! Plainly the man was a queer and a pedophile, they are just mad it's so obvious in this image. Screw them. I'm sure Jesus will protect those that deserve it.

SUV 11-14-2006 12:02 AM

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Ten thousand Swedes ran through the weeds
Chased by Danish CHRISTIANS!!! :chase:

SalvationSeeker 11-14-2006 12:11 AM

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Those homer Swedes! :furious:
And to think they could fall so far from the light!
In the 1600's, the Swedes burnt most witches in northern Europe. Biblical law was the same as the law of the king.

How could they fall so far from grace? :(


I recommend you to close the borders, brother Danish. Blow up that bridge.
Lest the mudslimes may cross and take over one of the few non-muslim states left in Europe.:fear2:

Glendora Christianson 11-14-2006 12:30 AM

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Watch the Swedes tremble for the terrorists now. :lol:

Sometimes it seems like those mooslums get mad at just about anything. But we had better not mention the real meaning of Swedes...

Pastor Ezekiel 11-14-2006 12:33 AM

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It is certainly true that God hates Sweden. God has repeatedly demonstrated His compassion by smiting sodomite Swedes mightily. I wonder if some of the newer members of Landover Baptist recall the beautiful granite memorial tablet we comissioned a few years back. Praise Jesus!


SalvationSeeker 11-14-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 15928)
It is certainly true that God hates Sweden. God has repeatedly demonstrated His compassion by smiting sodomite Swedes mightily. I wonder if some of the newer members of Landover Baptist recall the beautiful granite memorial tablet we comissioned a few years back. Praise Jesus!

Ah yes, I recognise this one.
I also remember the Westboro monument to the jailed swedish baptist.

They had like one Christian (and probably a FALSE ONE!) in their entire hellhole nation, and they put him in jail for preaching the holy Bible!

Disgusting. :bad:
Jesus truly hates Sweden! :furious:

Pastor Rune Enoe 11-14-2006 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 15943)
Ah yes, I recognise this one.
I also remember the Westboro monument to the jailed swedish baptist.

They had like one Christian (and probably a FALSE ONE!) in their entire hellhole nation, and they put him in jail for preaching the holy Bible!

Don't forget that after all Phelp's work, the Swedish pastor Åke Green stabbed Phelps in his back and called him "appalling" and "extremely unpleasant." :angry:

"At his church in Borgholm, Green delivered a sermon in which he described homosexuality as "abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society," and homosexuals as "perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God." He also said that a person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time.

[...]Green became a cause celebre for American radical anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps, who has labeled anyone who held the belief that God could love sinners as being eternally damned. Nonetheless, Phelps installed a monument praising Green on his website. (All of the other "monuments" to people on Phelps' sites actually express joy at the death of that person.) Phelps also launched a new website www.godhatessweden.com, partially in tribute to Green. Green subsequently denounced Fred Phelps for this. "I think it is appalling that people say things like that," Green said, "it is extremely unpleasant." Enraged, Phelps denounced Green as a traitor.
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SaveMeFromSweden 02-20-2011 02:01 PM

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It shames me deeply to be swedish! Here even bastiallity is legal! Sweden will suffer the wrath of the moslems! :lex_12:

Pastor Ezekiel 02-21-2011 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SaveMeFromSweden (Post 698261)
It shames me deeply to be swedish! Here even bastiallity is legal! Sweden will suffer the wrath of the moslems! :lex_12:

Your shame serves you well. Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

CocoChanel 02-23-2011 06:33 PM

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Haha, are you guys serious?

Cursed 02-24-2011 10:57 AM

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Haha, are you guys serious?

Will you burn in eternal Hell fire for refusing to submit to the Will of the LORD GOD?

The answer to both questions is yes.

Kill Anka 02-28-2011 06:00 PM

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Will you burn in eternal Hell fire for refusing to submit to the Will of the LORD GOD?

The answer to both questions is yes.

No, he won't. But santa will come and rape your sorry ass. Prove me he won't

Lost Sheep McUinnean 02-28-2011 06:06 PM

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No, he won't. But santa will come and rape your sorry ass. Prove me he won't

If you speak from horrible personal traumatic experience then you're more than welcome to share with us. Jesus is very sympatheitc and far more soothing than pile-cream.

Go ahead friend. Spit out all the sordid details, pray for Forgiveness and welcome Jesus to your heart.

Signofthehammer 03-03-2011 10:25 PM

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You know what? ive read through your forum here, and the only conclusion i can make is the scientific proof of a crude degenerate mind.

1: You think that the earth is flat when it has been confirmed a hundreds of years that it isnt so.

2: You hate all countries becuse of some unexplained foolishness, of some ungrounded fear that gays will take over the world.

3: You think its okey to get your daughter raped and you think that men are more worth than women. You are psychotic degenerates!

4: You think its a sin for a man or woman to masturbate or to get in a
relationship before "marrige", We are biological animals, not a product of "GOD".

5: You hit your wifes?, what kind of focked up being would do that? oh of course! a religios fanatic christian degenerate fool with a lack of synapses.

6: Evolution is scientificly proved correct. not the opposite.

7: You say Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is an act of evil! What kind of focked up man could claim that? it havent even been released yet! Elder Scrolls is the best game series to ever eict

8: MMA is gay pornography? for fock sake, its about martial arts and fighting techniques, oh i forgot, the doctrine of christianity indroctinated you to missuse your intellect.(what intellect?)

9: God Hates Sweden? well know this, we have reached a higher intellectual status than the rest of you! And we dont hate god, why hate a man/woman that doesnt exist?
You know that most americans have swedish ancestors, so dont put the stick in the wheel you retards.

10: You hate going to the toilet? hahahahhahahah WTF!?!?!? like its a sin to take a dump?

11: Marijuana Makes You Gay? hahahaha yes of course! the THC triggers the brain to go homosexual! that is great thinking! (sarcasm if you didnt receive that)

12: God killed Elvis in 1977? how? did he put a finger upp his ass? damn you are more stupid than a insect. oh sorry, didnt mean to be impolite to the insects though. just a figure of speech.

13: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer? You are truly the most piffleed up beings on the earth, you are worth less than putrid anal chunks.

14: BOYCOTT "THOR: THE MOVIE" Because Marvel Comics is RACIST!
Yes i agree in boycotting thor the movie,but your mad about Thor the god too? no wonder, My god weilds a hammer your god is nailed to a cross.
The nordic gods would crush your world with the blink of an eye, you underdeveloped creatures.

16: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist??
Yeah ofcourse she doesnt want to marry a damn rapist! sex against will is a crime and letting you express your positive thoughts on this is also a crime.


This list could go on and on and on.
you just ignore the facts that you have been uncurable indroctinated in a non biological nonsense,
You are probably the most fuucked up cult on the face of the earth! no wonder that people are rejecting your faith!
Jesus and god is a made up bedstories for dummies.
You hate about everything whats up with that?
You guys are even worse than radical muslims.
Lets put it in another perspective. " When knowledge ends, Religion begins"
Damn, iam ashamed to share the same planet with you.
You are all suffering from a fatal brain desease.
i rather face the consequenses than spending my time on my knees kneeling and begging for forgivness
from a weak, pathetic, false degenerate like jesus or god alike.
Think with your own brains! or atleast the tiny brainlike thing you got left.

Oh and probably you are going to say that iam going to burn in hell for all eternity blabla bla bla bla.
Well i rather be burning in hell for an eternity with my ancestors than spending one day in heaven with you and your false gods.


Oh by the way, too bad your religion is being diminished.
(Said with a sarcastic smile)

Signed: A Proud Swedish Intellectual

BTW. i would love a reply!

Oh and i cant wait for you to give me a title.

This amuses me quite a bit indeed.

Brother Helge 03-03-2011 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Signofthehammer (Post 704112)
Too long to read...

Why don't you start a thread of your own in the introduction forum, so we all can greet you properly?

There you can tell us more about the church you attend and how you came to find Jesus! :thumbsup:

John Creeser 03-03-2011 11:16 PM

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You know what? ive read through your forum here, and the only conclusion i can make is the scientific proof of a crude degenerate mind.
Wow, you are filled with so much hate friend. :thumbdown:

Did you just come here to rant and rave and bully good God fearing True Christian's™? It's not very nice.

Signofthehammer 03-07-2011 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John Creeser (Post 704126)
Wow, you are filled with so much hate friend. :thumbdown:

Did you just come here to rant and rave and bully good God fearing True Christian's™? It's not very nice.



First, i am not your freind.

Second, iam only filled with hate towards them who deserve hatred.

No i actually came here by accident, and i was shocked!
No other forum i searched has been filled with so much lies, hatred, and ignorance.
Sure people can beleive in whatever they want to, but that doesnt mean that they should be allowed to spread lies and hatred and to indroctinate one another.
And no iam not here to be nice, the truth sometimes hurt doesnt it?
Isnt "god" and jesus supposed to be nice persons? then why do they hate all damn countries?
Your faith is based on belief, something that you proudly admits, then how can you oppose that which is scientific evidence?

Signofthehammer 03-07-2011 06:11 PM

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Savage eskimo? i love it!
And by the way, iam from "godless sweden" not from "godless denmark"
That is truly a good way to express your superiority! :thumbsup:

María Gálvez-Villalobos 03-07-2011 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Signofthehammer (Post 706170)
First, i am not your freind.

Second, iam only filled with hate towards them who deserve hatred.

No i actually came here by accident, and i was shocked!
No other forum i searched has been filled with so much lies, hatred, and ignorance.
Sure people can beleive in whatever they want to, but that doesnt mean that they should be allowed to spread lies and hatred and to indroctinate one another.
And no iam not here to be nice, the truth sometimes hurt doesnt it?
Isnt "god" and jesus supposed to be nice persons? then why do they hate all damn countries?
Your faith is based on belief, something that you proudly admits, then how can you oppose that which is scientific evidence?


I think the more importants questions must to be 'Why are you so lazy whit spelcheck when is no respectuous for Jesus to be writed in small letter?'

and

'Why are you hate baby Jesus who are love and salvation and he no do nothing bad at you'?


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