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Diana Nyad, a 64-year-old lesbian, just swam from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage.

http://keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2...-florida-swim/

What is wrong with American sharks? They had 5 opportunities to take her out.

President Vladimir Putin would have made her swim in the other direction, having confiscated her passport on the way out. And he would have been sitting in the support boat (with his shirt off) throwing shark bait into the water.

This "woman" will surely be hailed as some form of heroine by your uncontrollable Commie press. America is in my prayers tonight.

YiC
AW
:jesus:

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I am certain God will unleash a sharknado to kill all lesbians of the world real soon.

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GLORY! One has to admire how Putin is so NOT gay is willing to appear in public at any time with his shirt off. Russia can be sure with Putin, who despite a youthful indiscretion with secular humanism, is comfortable with his heterosexuality to deal with the gay menace. I know Putin doesn't like to brag, but who can forget his work in blowing the cover off of St Petersburg rent boy rings?

Yes, Putin a man who knows how to deal with gays.

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Perhaps God will send Putin to stop the lesbians.

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I'm sure the shark only smelled a clam smell and not a tasty human.

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Perhaps the biggest problem we have in this country today is the sissies we have running it. This is what comes of not rooting the yankees out a long time ago.

In this country today, God and Jesus are banned from the classroom, strong whiskey and beer are sold openly on nearly every corner and many saloons stage lewd dancing exhibitions where teats are displayed for money.

There is gambling, there are prostitutes on the streets, there are shop lifters in the stores and there are Democrats in charge. That is an outrage.

The Russians have Vladimir Putin who used to be a KGB double ought spy. We have a lawyer who has never even practiced law. Putin rides a shark. Obama rides a golf cart.

God must hate those yankees with a fierce and burning hatred. I bet He can't wait to get ahold of them and send them to Hell. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they have that last interview.

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"Lesbian wetback floats from Cuba to Florida."

That's news?

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It may be that Mama Sharks are now teaching the babies that if you bite a Gay, you catch the Gay.

I think sharks are on an extinction list, because they get caught in dolphin nets. .This may be leading, as I said, to the mothers raising their young more carefully, is my opinion.

Conclusion: Good for them, bad for us.

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I think gay sharks are the worst possible outcome Miss Cookie. Even the water wouldn't be safe for Good Christian men.

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That's a good point, Sister, and I withdraw my criticism of your American sharks. But I hold to my view that allowing lesbitarians to swim into your country from Commie waters is a sign of an almost European level of decadence.

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I heard that gay sharks are known as dolphins

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...i16qo1_400.gif

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No wonder the shark didn't want to eat an old stinky lesbian. All lesbians look like old truck drivers and chewing on one would probably be a lot like chewing on some old tough shoe leather. I don't think I'd want to chew on her either.