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Rev. M. Rodimer 12-05-2011 07:18 AM

The Muppet Movie: Anti-Capitalist Propaganda!
 
After a parent in my congregation told me of the horror that is the new Muppet Movie, I had to go and see it for myself.

Here's the basic plot:

Muppets have gone off the air many years ago, and the characters have all gone their separate ways. The theater and studio are all run down and closed up. The trustees have made a deal with "Tex Richman", an obvious parody of George W. Bush, to take ownership of the property (and the Muppet trademarks) and turn it into a museum.

Unbeknownst to the trustees, the property sits above an oil field which apparently can only be accessed by tearing down the entire complex and plopping an oil rig in central Los Angeles.

And this is what Mr. Richman intends to do. Apparently, he's never heard of CEQA! :haha: So, the basic concept behind the story is idiotic. :dunce:

The story focuses on Walter, a Muppet, and his human brother, Gary. We are never given any explanation for why one of them is made of fabric and Styrofoam, and the other of flesh and blood. Did his mother have an affair with her sewing basket?

I'm not sure I want to know.

For some odd reason, they live together and share a bedroom even up into their 40s, much like Bert and Ernie. (Given Jim Henson's proclivities for the gay fisting of Kermit, we can make a few assumptions about what all went on in their bedroom.) The bedroom scene reeks of perversion and codependency.

On a tour of the studio, Walter -- a sad little pathetic loser as obsessed with all things Muppet as some of our visitors are with that video gayme "Mineshaft", "Minecrap", "Minecraft", whatever -- sneaks away from the group and wanders around Kermit's old office. In comes Richman, who naturally explains his whole scheme to his two minions while Walter hides under the desk.

Walter and Gary (and Gary's woman, Mary) hunt down Kermit and convince him to get the whole gang together to have a big telethon and save the theater that they had all abandoned years ago because they didn't care about it anymore.

As one might expect, sentimentality wins out, the entrepreneur gets brutally abused and ends up in the hospital, and America continues to purchase its oil from countries that hate us almost as much as Hollywood does.

This film is nothing but anti-American, anti-capitalist propaganda, with the sole purpose of making anyone with money appear heartless and cruel.

Speaking of people with money, two of the characters' "post-Muppet Show" lives suggest that they could easily have teamed up to simply buy the theater themselves. Limousine liberals, of course. They didn't cough up a dime.

:thumbdown:

Elder Older 03-16-2012 01:18 AM

Re: The Muppet Movie: Anti-Capitalist Propaganda!
 
Thank you for this enlightening comment! Your help in answering the question if i should let my six year old grandson watch this obviously digusting bit of propaganda is greatly appreciated. Even if he will not understand why he can't watch the "Muppets" any longer, he will be thankful in ten years when he has a child of his own.

It is saddening what has become of this once beautiful country. I came to the US from Germany in the early Seventies and was delighted back then by this little puppets prancing around in a perfectly synchronized chorus line accompanied by a smashing tune. I also liked the little frog man telling humorous anecdotes to his younger cousin while padding him gently on the head and avoiding the amorous approaches of the pig lady.

But now this tradition of watching the little puppet people together with my grandchildren has been taken from me by the evil infiltration of the communist snakes. It is truly sad...

Mike202 03-16-2012 01:24 AM

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It seems hellywood will never stop with these movies...

Rev. M. Rodimer 03-16-2012 01:27 AM

Re: The Muppet Movie: Anti-Capitalist Propaganda!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike202 (Post 859079)
It seems hellywood will never stop with these movies...

They won't stop until they have destroyed all that is good in America, Mike! :angry:

Elder Older 03-16-2012 01:28 AM

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I Just found out, that this is a big topic for the news as well. Seems to really bad!

FOX - NEWS on COMMUNIST MUPPETS

Swedish eskimo 04-03-2012 10:24 PM

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And look here how they deliberately mock American Patriotism :angry:



The Muppets is anti-capitlist and anti-American communist propanganda, the makers of it should be executed for treason

Swedish eskimo 04-05-2012 11:08 PM

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