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Johny Joe Hold 03-07-2019 12:19 AM

Like Noah, LBC Uses Technology to Rid the World of Sin
 
The first technological breakthrough against sin was Noah. God told Noah to use the knowledge and skills he had to make sure he, Noah, survived while God went about drowning sinners. Noah happily floated around with his family and pairs of animals while sinners screamed and then died.

The invention of the computer surely must have been God's plan to put sinners in their place again. The computer gives us, here at Landover Baptist Church, a tool to name and condemn sinners. And that we do.

God decided after he drowned nearly all human beings not to do it that way again. Instead, he figured if there was enough shame heaped on sinners they would see the light. We are doing His work here at Landover Baptist. If you are a sinner, expect to be named and condemned here.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=OIP.LXR...95&w=161&h=118

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/ar...-tech-industry


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BrotherLarry 03-07-2019 02:37 AM

Re: Like Noah, LBC Uses Technology to Rid the World of Sin
 
Brother Mr. Mayor

One of the main reasons Landover has the right to condemn sinners is that it boasts more perfect people than any other church. Jesus tells us to be perfect as He is; this means the True Christians™ of Landover must follow this mandate. I have seen so many accuse us of elitism when we are actually obeying our Lord.

At the Great Throne Judgment it wouldn’t surprise me if Jesus asks our help to get through the crowds of sinners so it doesn’t make the marriage supper of the Lamb too late. Who wants to be tired while we dine with Jesus and watch sinners beg for a second chance? Not I. Hey they have their chance now to avoid hell.

Not for very much longer! (Revelation 22:12)

Johny Joe Hold 03-11-2019 06:01 PM

Re: Like Noah, LBC Uses Technology to Rid the World of Sin
 
I was pleased the other day to happen upon a website for homers that claims to save them for Jesus. It includes scripture and self help videos.

If it is possible to use the internet to save homers from their sins, we have another beneficial use of technology. It's amazing to think this all goes back to the ancient time of Noah:

https://www.gaychristian101.com/Getting-Saved.html

Pim Pendergast 03-12-2019 12:29 PM

Re: Like Noah, LBC Uses Technology to Rid the World of Sin
 
A very thought-provoking post, Mr Mayor. The Internet is probably our greatest ally in reaching out to a lost world. Anyone can read the Bible online and see for themselves what God's Word actually says. For those who want to go more in-depth, they can access an Interlinear Bible and compare English translations with the original languages. If they have any questions, they can then head over to an apologetics website like CARM or Got Questions or Answers in Genesis. Or they could ask us. Then they can compare what the Bible says to what atheism teaches and see that it's all just smoke and mirrors. The Truth is out there. Thanks to technology God has given us, anyone can find it. There's no excuse for ignorance nowadays.


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