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Brother_Percy 07-14-2008 09:51 PM

GOD HATES SCOTLAND !
 
Friends,

Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!

I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!

So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try...

Reason No 1. Why God Hates Scotland - BILLY CONNOLLY -

Listen to this hippy Mary-worshipper! And he's 'billed' as a comedian? Really?? I find NOTHING funny about mocking and abusing baby Jesus! :angry:



Apologies in advance - There were no subtitles available.

Brother Lazarus 07-14-2008 11:24 PM

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Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.

Yours in Christ :jesus:

Brother Lazarus

Brother_Percy 07-15-2008 12:28 PM

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Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -

Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!

Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!

Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!

Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!

http://www.v7design.com/sean/sean-connery.jpg

Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!


... more Scotch people to follow....

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-15-2008 01:26 PM

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Dave Barry, who being the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker-affiliated college is ½-way to being a Christian, remarked,
“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.”



And you know, this sums up the failings of Scotland – a “scuzzball country.”

Bro Izzy 07-15-2008 03:56 PM

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I used to know of only one Godly Scot Brother McGregor, but he seems have fallen into temptation since his return to Scotland. He hasn't been heard of or seen since March maybe he has married a sheep ! or he is too embarrassed to come on here now he is back cross dressing in a skirt/ kilt.

Although it may be for genuine reasons, I don't think they have internet connections in Scotland, but I heard that in some regions the oil lamp is being replaced by electricity. They still shoot bow and arrows at passing planes thinking they are some sort of big rapture.

Unfalsifiable 07-17-2008 01:16 AM

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I wonder if God was hating King James whilst he commissioned the KJV1611....

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-17-2008 02:07 AM

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The same thought worried me in my younger days; however, I reasoned that as God had done James VI of Scotland a great boon by making him also King James I of England. The Lord actually turned James from Scottish, through English, into British. Look on it as rather like a fore-runner of the ex-negro program.

Now at this point, it is wisest not to upset God, as you are in hock to Him – see what happened to Solomon in his later days. James VI & I was therefore an idea kingly personage in whom to invest this great work, and after all God has a propensity to deal with kings.

So we see that God had it all planned, even before James was born, and it all worked out well – Praise and Glory! He wanted the Bible writing inerrantly but He needed someone to do the job, someone who fitted into the scheme of things, who was powerful and who owed Him one.

As I have written elsewhere, (a) this meant that Scotland became a province of England (showing that God doesn't much care for Scotland) and (b) lead directly to America being God’s Favorite country.

So the plan was long-term, just, beneficial to mankind and very successful… in fact, one might say, it was Godly!

PS God commissioned KJV, not KJVI&I.

Pastor Ezekiel 07-17-2008 04:55 AM

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Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal." :glare:


JawOfAnAss 07-17-2008 07:38 AM

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 210419)
Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -

Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!

Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!

Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!

Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!

http://www.v7design.com/sean/sean-connery.jpg

Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!


... more Scotch people to follow....


That's quite an eye opener. I thought he was a true American hero when he turned that submarine "Red October" over to the US. That made me think he would vote for John McCain if given the chance. Now I see the real Sean.......I suppose the whole submarine was chock full of commie homo seamen. Disgusting:angry:

Pastor Isaac Peters 07-17-2008 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 210419)
Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!

http://www.v7design.com/sean/sean-connery.jpg

Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!

Yes, it is disgusting.

Separated at birth?

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Brother_Percy 08-15-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 210933)
Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal." :glare:




Brother Ezekiel,

That is actually actor 'Mike Myers' playing a Scotch 'Character' from one of this perverted Austin Power Movies! The Character in question is called "Fat B*****d"! Seriously! The levels of Myers profanity know no bounds! :fear2:

Which reminds me...

Reason No 3. Why God Hates Scotland - MIKE MYERS -

http://thebiz.fancast.com/Blog-Mike-Myers.jpg

See him above wearing the traditional Scotch 'dress'!

Though Godless Myres was born in Canada, his ancestors were from Scotland, which is why he plays so many Scotch 'Characters' in his movies (Shrek, Fat B******d, Stuart Mackenzie). This FACT is something he is actually PROUD of!!! :fear2: This freak actually considers himself Scottish, and holds a British Passport! Mike Myers was actually named after the serial killer 'Mike Myers' from the infamous 'Halloween' movies. What a sick freak!

He was quoted in an interview as saying -

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Well if you’re a Canadian comedian you’re issued a French Canadian accent, and a Scottish accent ‘cos almost everybody in, in Canada is from Scotland, ultimately. Scottish people are always super complimentary which is nice, and er super… they’re a lot like Canadians
"Almost everybody in Canada is from Scotland".... that explains a lot! :thumbdown:

Mike Myers is famous for playing headbanging moron 'Wayne Campbell' (a common Scotch name) in the Movie 'Wayne's World', gloriflying the evils of Heavy Metal and headbanging for an entire generation! He also played perverted spy 'Ausin Power' in 3 sick movies (starring alongside a dwarf). These movies included the titles 'Goldtallywhacker' and 'The spy who sh***ed me'! Sick! :fear2:

His place in Hell is assured! :angry:

Brother_Percy 08-15-2008 12:36 PM

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Reason No 4. Why God Hates Scotland - John Logie Baird -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Apparatus.jpg

John Logie Baird, Scotch Inventor, Scientist and Engineer, was the inventor of the World's first working Television - paving the way for the sick secular filth which infects our society!

The MTV, Pornographic Movie channels, violent films, The Simpsons and other filth are now common-place - because of that Scotch piece of garbage!

Now kids stay up late watching all sorts of perverted secular trash on their teevee sets, instead of reading the Holy Bible KJV 1611!

Burn in Hell, Baird, Burn in Hell! :angry:



.... COMING SOON !!! Reason No 5. Why God Hates Scotland - Robert Burns !!! ...

Meat Sandwich 08-16-2008 09:46 AM

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Just because their are a few notable sinners in Scotland doesn't mean God hates the whole country. I know some great Christians from Scotland and to say all Scots are on par with those you mentioned is mormonic.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-16-2008 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Meat Sandwich (Post 221996)
Just because their are a few notable sinners in Scotland doesn't mean God hates the whole country. I know some great Christians from Scotland and to say all Scots are on par with those you mentioned is mormonic.

Name one. :glare:

Meat Sandwich 08-17-2008 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 222020)
Name one. :glare:


There are far more sinners in the USA, as well as ignorant Christians who can't see further than their own "beliefs".

Pastor Ezekiel 08-17-2008 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Meat Sandwich (Post 222196)
There are far more sinners in the USA, as well as ignorant Christians who can't see further than their own "beliefs".

I see. So you can't name even one. :glare:

Jesus always wins! :thumbsup:

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-20-2009 06:10 PM

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http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/kiwi-in...-union-2856085


The last bastion of Godliness has fallen in the British Isles – in the aptly named Hebrides (pron: He-Brides) a set of islands off NW coast of Scotland has this week witnessed work on the Sabbath and now, unbelievably, homers marrying.

This is the end for the God-Fearing population – the entire islands will descend into a Sodom and Gomorrah, normal marriages will end, children will be perverted as they walk along the road and women will turn to doing unnatural things.
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New Zealander Craig Atkins, 35, has taken part in the first civil partnership in Scotland's western isles since same-sex marriages were legalised by Britain in 2003.

His ceremony at the weekend with children's television presenter Andrew Robertson, 35, caused a flurry of controversy on the staunchly religious Isle of Lewis, where even the recent start of Sunday ferry sailings caused an uproar, The Scotsman newspaper reported.

The ceremony was not welcomed by the island's Free Church of Scotland leaders - who have branded same-sex unions a "sin" - but Robertson, a host on Gaelic channel BBC Alba, said: "Everything has gone smoothly, no hitches at all."

The couple live at Habost on the island, and Mr Atkins manages the Stornoway arts centre.

Registrar Euphemia MacDonald was legally obliged to record the union, though western isles councillors agreed three years ago to support registrars who refused to perform civil partnerships.

A Free Church of Scotland spokesman said: "On the very weekend the ferry was supposed to sail on the Sabbath, this is disappointing.
"The council should not be forcing staff to conduct ceremonies like these. It is immoral and a sin."

Most of the 18,000 islanders on the Hebrides archipelago about 250 miles northwest of Edinburgh, strictly adhere to the books of Genesis and Exodus from the Old Testament, in which God declared the seventh day reserved for rest and worship.
I’m sure there are going to be a lot of jokes about the pair being Ben Doon and Phillip MacCrack or Donald Fitzwilliam and William FitzDonald, etc., but this does not detract from the seriousness of this abomination and attack upon God.

Oakland "Reb" Griner 07-21-2009 01:50 AM

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I encountered a Scot awearing the scotty skirt and I asked him if anything was worn underneath.

He said everything was in tip top condition and I could check it all out if I wanted.




Blech !!
:fear2:

Proud_Scot 07-21-2009 09:20 PM

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Does God hate Scottish Christians then?

Ezekiel Bathfire 07-21-2009 09:27 PM

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There are such beings? All Wee-Frees and Catlix so I hear.


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