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Brother Gonzalez 09-08-2021 06:48 PM

The Universe was NOT created in a Big Gang Bang
STRONG ADVICE: only the purest of the purest souls can read this article without risking going to Hell.

For atheists, it's all about fornication.


While the Bible is very simple and straigthforward:


Genesis 1
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
The jewish conspiracy called “relativity” goes back in time to a so called “Big Gang Bang”; I did not read the whole thing (because of enchantments like e=mc2 are dangeorus to the weak human mind) but I could understand the following:

1) For atheist, first there was a rendez vous; and in there was sex.
2) It was very dense and hot. So hot it made the whole universe vibrate
3) A big explosion (an eufemism for “ejaculation”) created the universe. Everything that is, came from the sperm of those in the Big Gang Bang.

Then they start talking about “black holes” and things become more and more dirty. They are obsessed with black holes and they are studying them since the early 20th century. Of course “black hole” is a eufemism for the male anus. Yes, they are really perverted.

So here are some questions to this “theory”

1) Who created the participants of the Big Gang Bang? -> Hence, this could NOT be the beginning
2) How is that they came all at the same time to create an explosion so big?-> Even if they could be synchronized so well, why is “the beginning” the end of something else?
3) Why sex? Why not a praying gathering?

Of course, we can also point out that a Big Gang Bang violates the law of thermodynamics (energy created from nowhere? A simple sex session cannot create so much energy. What did the participants eat before sex? A whole universe?) And of course, that sperm cannot travel faster than light, so it violates another big principle of the jewish mumbo-jumbo known as "relativity". But those points do not come from repetitive prayer, but from science itself, so are only paths to Hell disguised as criticism of a Big Gang Bang.

Brothers and sisters: next time your son or daughter are told in school (they shouldn’t, as we home school our kids) or in YouTube about the Big Gang Bang, please denounce the teacher or streamer to the authorities as a pedophile trying to corrupt young minds.

And please do not search “Big Gang Bang” on the interweb.

Dennis Lukes 09-11-2021 12:27 AM

Re: The Universe was NOT created in a Big Gang Bang

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1289089)
The jewish conspiracy called “relativity”

"The relativity-Jew Einstein ... concealed his hatred of Germany behind an obscure pseudo-science." This quote comes from a very authoritative source, the government of Germany. Also note that Einstein is spelled like Weinstein, another demented evil Jew, and Eisenstein, a communist Jew. Both those Jews made movies, coincidence? But Albert Einstein was worse. Besides being a Zionist, a socialist, a pacifist, and an atheist, he was a traitor who left his country of birth and later helped its enemies build an atomic bomb for the express purpose of using it on his former home to kill as many innocent people as possible. He was a bloodthirsty warmonger, so it's only fitting that he was offered the inaugural presidency of Israel, the Kike Reich, the most overtly criminal nation in the world.

I feel a lot safer knowing that hateful Jew Einstein is in Hell right now.

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