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Welcome to Straight 4 Jesus! I'm sure we'll be helping lots of lost homers in the future. And if there's one thing I'm sure of, our help will work better than any feel-good, false Christian nonsense. So, even though our Lord Jesus Christ will probably burn these homers in Hell, let's do our best to help our "back door" Christians.
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Oh good lord! Yet ANOTHER fanatical Christian attempt to cure something that is NOT in need of ANY CURE!!
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Praise! The door is open, and the abomination who needs help the most comes straight in! (Please pardon the pun.)
TwerpBoy, open yourself to Jesus! Let Him come in! |
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TwinkBoy, I'm so very glad to see you pop right up at the mention of the word "backdoor"! No doubt you've heard of Ted Haggard's miraculous cure, and want a taste of Jesus' Love for yourself. Well, this is the place! You'll get your fill here!! :thumbsup: |
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Well, TB (yes, like the disease), do you have any evidence that Ted Haggard has NOT been cured?
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I hear Ted got his homocure from a "divinity mill", via "coupon redemption".
Nonetheless, it all seems to be on the level, despite the pseudonymous namings. http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/8...shot330hw2.jpg |
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For those of you sodomites who are listening to Jesus and doing your best to fight those satanic urges, THIS Ebay auction might be of interest. Better hurry!
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hi evebody here. i from egypt. all peoples at forums call me nigger but i not nigger. i arab. hope all here me respact
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Please go to the "introductions" section and make your own thread. Tell us about yourself and why you are here. Try using the caps key to post in proper American. And please spare us the details of your sodomite camel relationships, okay? Jesus doesn't want to hear about that. :camel: |
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Just out of curiouscity, since I'm a transsexual and not a homosexual, how do you "cure" me? What treatment would I get that would be different from what homosexuals get?
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But, let's go on to the next question, shall we? I'm transsexual. That alone does not make me a "homer." What if I get SRS and start dating lesbians. Would either one of us be sinners? Better yet, what if I dated a F2M transsexual? Would either of us sin, then? |
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