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Johny Joe Hold 03-20-2014 02:29 PM

Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Finally, another Chrisitian college has joined Landover Baptist University and told people the truth. Yoga is about worshipping fake Hindu gods.

The sooner yoga is banned in this country the better.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...p_ref=religion

Alphonse Alban 03-20-2014 02:41 PM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Amen! I can't tell you how much I hate this green hindu freak. :angry:
Sooner he is banned, the better!


Nobar King 03-20-2014 03:57 PM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
I put this note in a free newsrack to let people know how I feel about yoga:
http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q...aissatanic.jpg

Eestlane123 03-21-2014 02:14 AM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 1074818)
Amen! I can't tell you how much I hate this green hindu freak. :angry:
Sooner he is banned, the better!


You can't tell the difference between letters D and G, can you? That's too bad.

Alphonse Alban 03-21-2014 02:22 AM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
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Originally Posted by Eestlane123 (Post 1074967)
You can't tell the difference between letters D and G, can you? That's too bad.

Great, another Star Trek nerd coming to defend their precious Yoga with some nonsense :wacko:

Russell Holbeck 03-21-2014 02:43 AM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Hello Johny Joe Hold.

There are some women in my neighborhood who take yoga classes together and they walk down the street with very tight britches on it is very hard not to think about the things that Jesus tells you not to think about I am doing my best.

When I saw them today I went outside and said if they kept doing yoga they were going to start worshiping Hindu gods like the elephant one and the cheetah one and the lady with too many arms.

The one with red hair said Hahaha Mr. Holbeck you crack me up but I was looking very closely at her and she was still in one piece maybe the Hindu has already started affecting her mind.

I tried to think about the Bible verse that talks about renewing your mind but I could not remember it then later it popped in to my head Romans 12:2 I wrote it in Sharpie under the brim of my hat so I am ready for next time.

Thank you.

Rusty

Mary Etheldreda 03-21-2014 03:13 AM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1074816)
Yoga is about worshipping fake Hindu gods.

Brother Mayor, very few things leave me in a rage, but spitting in the face of :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy: Himself is one of them!

"Yoga" is a word that means "union," and the goal is to unite one's body with the Hindu Cow god. First, can you imagine anything so offensive as to elevate a stinky, poop-flailing, fly-ridden, COW as a god?!?



Yoga leaders come up with the most sexually explosive postures, breathing exercises, and meditation fantasies to corrupt the minds of their foolish followers. Yoga originated with a blatantly anti-Christian philosophy, and that philosophy has not changed. It teaches one to believe cows are divine, and they can become a god, instead of learning to fear and obey the one true God (Ecclesiastes 12:13). It encourages its participants to seek the answers to life's difficult questions with logic and social empathy, instead of in the Word of God. It also invites demonic attack from God's enemy, who searches for victims that turn away from God (1 Peter 5:8).

Whatever we do should be done for God's glory (1 Corinthians 10:31), and we would be wise to heed the words of the apostle Paul to fix our thoughts on what is true and honorable and right. To think about things that are pure and lovely and admirable. To think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise (Philippians 4:8).












Can anyone really argue that this yogi, indoctrinating this young baby into the ways of lesbian whoredom, is honorable, pure, or lovely?


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...41_634x830.jpg

Pastor Ezekiel 03-21-2014 04:36 AM

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The yogis are all addicted to niggerweed. How can they know God?


Freddy Osborne 03-24-2014 02:44 AM

Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1074990)
The yogis are all addicted to niggerweed. How can they know God?

Yogis are known to use hookah devices to get loose for sex parties. I was tempted by a chink yogi once but I left once I figured out where those tubes went...


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