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Hawaiian Kent 05-03-2011 06:34 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
I've been asked to play badminton tonight. Am I safe to play, or is this one of the homosexual sports?

I think we have to share a locker room

Is there a list?

Mrs. Mary Whitford 05-03-2011 06:57 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawaiian Kent (Post 744594)
I've been asked to play badminton tonight. Am I safe to play, or is this one of the homosexual sports?

I think we have to share a locker room

Is there a list?

You'd be daintily tapping a "birdy" or "shuttlec*ck" back and forth. I think it's safe to say you should avoid it.

Namredins 05-03-2011 07:35 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Soccer? Homosexual? You're having a laugh right??? How is it...


Oh wait...
http://www.interweb.in/attachments/p...no-ronaldo.jpg

Yeah OK, it's gay. No question. Ronaldo is a bum chummer if I've ever seen one.

Then again, there's these types of footballer too...

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funn...yers-12473.jpg

Even another man wouldn't take this monster up the poop chute.

wait_what 05-03-2011 07:39 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Don't forget the LPGA, WNBA, and women's softball.

Dykes are homers too. And why do they love juggling balls and phallic sticks so much anyways?

Sayers P. Naysayers 05-03-2011 07:41 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IK6RCryEdY...l_porreiro.jpg


Are you sure he's gay?

Namredins 05-03-2011 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sayers P. Naysayers (Post 744642)

Could just be...

Weird... my little green box has turned to a little red box at the top right of my posts. Meaning I might be banned?

I didn't think I had to post "I'm joking" after everything I say which isn't meant seriously :(

I'll stop posting I guess...

Dr Hadrian Sniderman 05-03-2011 07:48 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
I have been having unwanted thoughts of rock climbing.

May Jesus cleanse my head of this ill.

Hawaiian Kent 05-04-2011 09:59 AM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Everyone

Badminton is not homosexual, we had separate locker rooms, but I believe my opponent (enemy) may have been. He had a lump in his pants, something I haven't seen since my days out west

I think it could have been something else, in truth, but I made him pay for his sins with a fine win

Dom-inatedByGod 05-04-2011 02:00 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Ive found this REAL picture of God when Barcelona were playing Real Madrid last night.

http://dmitrybrant.com/images/family_guy_god.jpg

I knew he hated Footballers

MisterM 05-15-2011 02:23 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
You know that I earlier practiced martial arts before you showed the homersexual dangers in doing so. I have always thought that my body is His temple and I have to take care of it.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20 - What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are Godís.

So today I did some weight lifting. Is that right? I think I should be stronger to be able to bash the heathens better. Notice that I wasn't at any gym, I have my own equipment.

demonwhore 05-16-2011 02:27 AM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Back a couple years when I was in high school we girls were always being forced to play sports, something any girl shouldn't be doing, but in everything they forced us to "play" the other girls would always be slapping each others behinds, something i never did because once you slap her behind and she slaps yours you have basically layed with her:thumbdown:. And then they would FORCE you to take group showers with all the other girls, they tried very hard to force lesbianism on us, I'm sure some girls collapsed under the pressure to be a bulldyke, but i didn't:thumbsup:

SoccerIsGay 05-16-2011 05:58 PM

Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!
 
Soccer is the gayest sport of all time. It requires minimal athleticism, so it is perfect for the homers to play. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry like little girls when they get hurt. It is very sad that it is also the most popular sport in the word.

Unfortunately, its also the most popular sport in the world. Soccer is making people gay and we are doing nothing about it. DEATH TO SOCCER A.K.A. GAY FOOTBALL.


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