Ha Ha Ha Ha Silly liberals want to BOYCOTT WHOLE FOODS MARKET!
Oh God Oh God Oh God let me catch my breath.... No, OK. wait.. OK, This is funniest thing I've ever heard come out a liberal's mouth. Are you ready? Liberals want to boycott Whole Foods Market! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's practically their breeding grounds! (where they eat $8 veggie-wrap sandwiches and drink Real® Jamaican Ginger Beer, while using the store's WiFi to search for new Kalamata olive recipes, as an excuse for ogling the Patagonia-wearing SUV Moms, as they walk through the door.) It's true. I mean, we're talking about the store that made national news because it decided (in its tree-hugging empathetic heart) that it couldn't sell lobsters because keeping the things in fish tanks was just Oh tooooo cruel. Liberals were just fine with that silliness, of course. But now, it seems that John MacKey, who's the Whole Foods CEO, has had the nerve to pull down Obama's pants and expose the socialistic, in-capitalistic, and country-destroying compassion that lies at the center of Obama's healthcare reform. 'It's Obamacide!' MacKey says -- that Liberals and Democrats want to foist a healthcare system upon the American people that doesn't include the consumption of more organic broccoli rabe (on sale this week at WFM for $3.99 a pound)!!! Mackey explained his thinking in the Wall Street Journal thusly: Quote:
And liberals can't stand it. (Apparently MacKey also said some sensible stuff about the poor deserving their inadequate healthcare because they hadn't worked hard enough to earn better -- But who can follow liberal protest when it attacks commonsense like that?) So, for whatever reason, liberals are now boycotting Whole Foods Market, and they encourage you to do the same. All I can do is stand back and laugh hysterically at the liberal's brain-dead notions of "do unto others." |
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They do have good bread though.......
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But the rest of the store is funny. Way overpriced stuff being sold to Birkenstock wearers. Once the newness of the store wears off (it just opened hear a little while ago), the pretentiousness of the place and prices will kill them. LOL, we have other places that deliver for free (same foods, mostly)!
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I just call it Whole Paycheck. Who wants to pay $2.00 for a Bell Pepper just because some hippy farmer didn't use fertilizer or pesticides. Seems to me that so called "organic" produce should cost LESS, not MORE.
All that money they save not buying bug spray and ammonium nitrate should go back to the consumer, not into Farmer Smellypit's pockets!:angry: |
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It sounds to me like Mackey is making "medical" claims for the products he sells that should come under the investigation of the FDA. Something smells "fishy" to me – like Mackey is trying to get "Whole Foods" written into the health care reform bill so that we will all be forced to eat his overpriced produce while he enriches himself on the tit of big government. I'm surprised that the WSJ is giving any voice to this disgusting liberal.
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Fishy?
As in, a rumor? :hmmm: A FISHY RUMOR?! :fear2: I'm tempted to shop at Whole Foods now. Do they have anything good? |
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As long as mushrooms you've never heard of and $15.00/lb. chicken is good.
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I get steamed when confronted with a five dollar tomato. Who would ever pay that much for a tomato? Those hippies write just like those lolitas that were here earlier today, with their incomplete sentences and excessive use of the enter key. Maybe they're having the same common dream?
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If Obama get their way, we'll all be forced to eat vegetarian bean sprout and avocado sandwiches on whole wheat bread. Not because it's good for you, but rather the opposite - they're trying to starve us to accept their New World Order, when we'll all have nothing to eat but Soylent Green
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ntGreen28d.png Actually, this looks like the stuff that they already sell at Whole Foods. We all know, of course, that Americans have the best diet in the world. Unlike in India and China where people eat mostly mud and rocks, we get to enjoy good nutritious food like Hostess Twinkies, beer and pretzels. The results are there for all to see. http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...Tiny_Chair.jpg yours in Christ, Brother Buford |
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As you can see in the above picture, that is a perfect example of why no American should ever buy substandard chink crappola. The make these tiny chairs because they are all skin and bones from eating rice and dirt.
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I wonder where those disgusting hoity-toity stuck up Obamabot liberals are going to get their fancy-schmancy arugula and Dijon mustard if they boycott Whole Foods....
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This boycott is nothing more than a plot to drive Whole Foods into bankruptcy so that Obama can nationalize it. Filthy Communists. |
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Now that liberals hate Whole Foods, I'd shop there, except...
They don't have... Diet Pepsi Ant Poison Pop Tarts Nilla Wafers Spaghettios Snickers Cheetos Hormel Hot Dogs Hungry Man Frozen Dinners Keystone Beer Old Roy Dogfood And that's what's on my shopping list! Off to WalMart again. |
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Yours in Christ, Buford |
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