TV Shows That Offend Me
The Incredible Hulk
http://www.filmfetish.com/wp-stuff/f...tv-210x201.jpg This show is about a scientist who turns into Lou Ferrigno whenever he gets mad. I'm not going to quibble about how preposterous that is--the problem is that he's practically naked after the transformation, which instills wicked thoughts in innocent viewers. How many housewives and elderly, pipe-smoking True Christians™ have had illicit fantasies about the Hulk sweeping them up in his brawny, green arms and taking them to his Hulk lair for a night of angry and intense lovemaking? Too many. The creators of this smutty show should be ashamed of themselves. Eight is Enough http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...d10011c3aba3e5 Eight is most certainly not enough. The title of this show sends the wrong message that Christian wives can have a mere eight children and stop there. A decent, God-fearing wife should produce at least fifteen kids. Those who have more than fifteen should be esteemed and applauded, as well as despised and condemned for copulating so much. Saved by the Bell http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/04/savedbell.jpg This show offends me on many levels. There's an uppity Negro, a Mexican who wears tight trousers, a Screech, and a profane rock band called "Zack Attack." Hey, kids, how about being saved by the Lord? Who's the Boss? http://images.zap2it.com/20070511/whostheboss_240.jpg The premise involves a male housekeeper under the employ of a successful woman. That's more preposterous than a scientist turning into Lou Ferrigno. What's even more unrealistic is that the Italian main character isn't raping everyone in the house. It's a fact that Italians are depraved animals who can't go more than two minutes without sticking their peckers in something. Friends http://www.missbehavemag.com/wp-cont...ds_tv_show.jpg My only beef with Friends is that the season finale made me cry buckets. I mean, when Rachel decided to work things out with Ross rather than go to Paris, I just lost it. Those two totally belong together. |
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I saw this as simply a ploy to get our Good, Meat-Eating Christian Children to eat broccoli and asparagus. Disgusting :glare: |
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sickening! To claim that he's a god, it's just blasphemous! YIC V |
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Diff'rent Strokes
http://mortystv.com/showcards/diffrent_strokes.jpg First of all, the show's title offends me. Secondly, if I were a rich white man with a teenage daughter, the last thing I would do is take in two strange Negroes off the street. Willis and Arnold surely raped Kimberly every chance they got. If I know my Negroes, they also pocketed silverware and jewelry to pawn for drug money. The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive. |
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Why, just look at that gaping mouth! :angry: |
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The Golden Girls
http://community.fxuk.com/blogs/fox_...lden-girls.jpg Four Jooish lezbean's living under the same roof committing untold atrocities. Well, maybe three lezbeans. Maude might really be a man. |
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How many more innocent lives will it take, LIEberal Hellyweird? HOW MANY MORE INNOCENT LIVES WILL IT TAKE?!?! :angry: |
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Torchwood
Attachment 8886 A sex-crazed homer time traveler and con man from the 51st century (which in the real world would be well after the Rapture) runs around Cardiff, England, fighting off demons that have been sent to our world either to eat us or to fornicate with us, presiding over pansexual, interracial orgies, and wearing the biggest Bluetooth headset ever seen. The show's only redeeming feature is that Captain Jack's favored mode of transportation is an SUV. Note his pretty young trophy twink, second from left. |
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I used to be offended by Absolutely Fabulous. Then I realized that it could be used as an educational program, to show how quickly the world would fall apart if homers and addle-brained females ran it.
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Aside from hating America, what could possibly be behind all the race mixing that the left wing mainstream media pipes into our homes? Aren't they content to merely indoctrinate our young people with LIEberalism? Why do they have to also promote the mongrelization of the races?
Consider.... Webster The Facts of Life Diff'rent Strokes The A Team Dancing with the Stars The Jeffersons CSI: Everwhere St. Elsewhere 24 (A Negro President?!?!) The New Adventures of the Old Christine Hill Street Blues Star Trek Lost ER LA Law Grey's Anatomy Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. |
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show. http://graphics.boston.com/images/bo..._at_a_Time.jpg An unwed whore of a mother raising two whore daughters, all the while the mother is getting plowed by the greasy janitor! Such filth! And didn't that Valerie whatever-her-name-is marry some depraved rock and roller? |
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/u...g?t=1243903782A show about a WOMAN fighting vampires and whatnot. It featured lezbeens, demons, witches, female empowerment, a hunky male called Angel of all things. It was enough to give those sweet ladies at CWA apoplexy! |
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My pick: DAVID LETTERMAN
http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/1...late-show7.jpg David Letterman was sending out secret messages through his TV to a woman. She filed for a restraining order against him. He laughed it off and said she was crazy. We all know this. But what most people don't know is that he had that woman killed. She was injected with a neurotoxin and her body thrown into a trash compactor. Her identity was replaced by an imposter. This imposter and Letterman are in the same league. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!! YOU GET MURDERED!!!! DO NOT WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN'S SHOW IT SPREADS VIOLENCE, LIES, AND HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!! DAVID IS GRAND IMPERIAL MOTEL PIMP OF INDIANAPOLIS. Watch Conan O'Brien instead!!! Conan spreads messages of TRUTH to the audience. Conan is aware of Imposter Posse of David Letterman and he sends out warnings against evil organizations and the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA of David Letterman, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog warns us about the impending ANIMAL REVOLUTION of the future in which all pets and animals will turn against humans and maul them to death so your cat may be friendly and gentle right now but just you wait BLIND mormon!!!! Conan tells us to MURDER ALL ANIMALS in the name of SPACESHIP JESUS !!! Conan commands you to watch movies like Blade Runner and Home Alone because they speak truth. Conan's HOTEL-AMPLIFYING POWER is so great it causes IMPOSTER OF CONAN to take control of the country of FINLAND. Conan makes a joke out of it but he does not realize that others are using his charisma and hotel-amplifying power to create MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY ACROSS EUROPE...next step: GAY EMPEROR OF NETHERLANDS THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEPP??? MODIFY THE CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TO BECOME AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!!! Conan wants evil robot overlords dead. DESTROY ROBOTS, GIVE $$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$ TO CONAN. Praise be Conan O'Brien and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!!!!! |
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My GOD. Now the "Ladies" in Church better listen to me when I Proclaim that I have seen the anti-Christ :angry: |
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The Love Boat
http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/510/1love-boat.jpg The "plot" of every episode involves a group of people fornicating on the open seas. That's indecent. Phyllis Diller and Charo as recurring guest stars? That's unconscionable. http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/3317942f4f7902aa http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/29b23e53baa39f2a |
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Growing Pains
http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/0ff64736e82071be I'm torn on this show. On the one hand, I like that Kirk Cameron, who played Mike Seaver, is a devout Christian. On the other hand, one of Mike's friends is named "Boner," and the daughter frequently wears sweaters that expose a bare shoulder, which is probably how Mike's friend got his name. Sorry, Kirk. The boners and bare shoulders have it. This show is offensive. |
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The most offending to me was, however, Six Feet Under. All these people - who might have well been (slightly dead) True Christians - being mocked and dumped in their grave by a wetback. A gay nigra being one of the stars. Disobeying the law of God about modest apparel! DISGUSTING! http://www.rtsr.ch/rtsr/upload/Image...et%20Under.jpg I used to throw objects at my TV, which in hindsight, was a bad idea when it comes to CRT TV's. :ph34r: I'm so glad with my 60" plasma now. :thumbsup: |
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"The Gallstone Girls" at least one of which is riding the Hell Train at this very moment. She'll never reach her destination, either, because even Satan wouldn't want Maude ("Bea Arthur") |
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GLORY, the Lord knows how to deal with people like this! :thumbsup: |
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