2008 RULES 4 FEMALES
 

Every year the Lord calls upon us to make a Goldly list of things the dirtiest creature in God's kingdom (Women) can't do. Otherwise, the world would just go to pot and HE would never forgive us.:thumbdown:

So lets get that list going!

My contribution:

Women are forbidden from talking about their goodie baskets and all the unsavory things that grow in them and on them, and all that monthly stuff period! This includes chit chat among gals which in my opinion borders on lezbinism!

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Amen Brother!!

I'd like to (once again) remind certain sisters that they are NOT to waste church time gossiping about what the Pastors might or might not be up to on Friday nights when we drive to Des Moines to witness to the harlots who work at "Sparky's Strip Club."

You know who you are. :glare:

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Just to be fair even Billy Graham, when he traveled refused to be in an elevator alone with a women. He always had to have some kind of a witness for his accountability and no women! What is wrong with that godly standard? :innocent:

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And they still can nail your ass for child support. Isn't that awesome!!! :lol:

Get real with your sentient being. Dumb ass.

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I like "Thou shalt always fall all over studly space captains!" LOL!

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As a youth pastor in our church, it IS part of my job to talk to all the young girls about sex and other matters. It is NOT your job wife to question me about how long, all night, that this work shall take.

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I think that, in general, women should not be permitted to do anything more intellectually challenging than making baked goods. Anything else is just asking for trouble.

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Aw gee whiskers, Brother Elmer!!!

Well, can we still keep going to those Internet chatter rooms? You know all we do is heap Praise upon you Mens anyway :innocent:

I also want to go there to find out if anyone knows why I don't seem to have a "Goodie basket" like apparently the rest of the Ladies do :(

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He evidently couldn't trust himself. We can. Jesus was prepared to be alone in a room with a woman, so does Billy Graham think he's holier than Christ?

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First of all, Jesus forgive me for posting in the Men's forum (but I think you would approve of the following rule).

Women should not be allowed to run for president of the United States, especially box bumping hillbillies from Arkansas!

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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

Amen

Bathfire E

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This makes me wonder. If Mr. Graham, whoever he may be, was spending so much time alone with men, where only him and the other man would be there to "witness" each other, exactly what was going on?

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A man should never be alone with any woman who is not his mother or wife. Common decency and common sense.

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You claim to be a Christian and you've never heard of Billy Graham?! :huh:

Something smells around here...:angry:

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Fishy indeed. He must not be a humble man if I'm supposed to have heard of him. Sounds very unchristianlike to me.