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Johny Joe Hold 01-23-2021 01:39 AM

Biden Allows Nude Camping on Public Land
 
As if we who have moral standards did not have enough to contend with already, the Biden Administration has given a welcome to nudes to camp on property all of us taxpayers own.

Biden has set aside a portion of Bureau of Land Management (BLM) for nudity. Sinners in tents or vehicles can take off all their clothes and frolic around the desert without being arrested. I'm thinking Jesus will have had enough and will not let Biden serve much longer.

No Clothes, No Problem on Some BLM Tracts - NYTimes.com

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 01-23-2021 01:47 AM

Re: Biden Allows Nude Camping on Public Land
 
This strikes me as cover for his long, well-known history of sexual deviance. Think about it - if you were a disgusting peeping pervert, wouldn't you force everyone to walk around naked to hide your creepy fetish in plain sight?

Dennis Lukes 01-23-2021 02:18 AM

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So I have to wear a MASK if I go into a Post Office, but I can strut around naked on federal campgrounds? I'd forgotten what it was like to have an irrational and immature president, it's like Obama all over again. Not that I'd ever be caught dead in one of those socialist post offices anyway. I send my mail via private companies such as UPS and FedEx, like a real American. And I wear clothes when I go camping, too, and I drink alcohol and shoot guns. Nudism has been a sin ever since Eve got herself and Adam kicked out of the Garden.

WWJDnow 01-23-2021 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1280327)
Biden has set aside a portion of Bureau of Land Management (BLM) for nudity.

Safety tip: Don't feed the bares.

Uncle Rutherford 01-25-2021 07:46 PM

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1 Corinthians 12:23 And those [members] of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely [parts] have more abundant comeliness.

Upon reading that federal lands will allow nudity, I took this early afternoon to cover up my less honorable body parts with extra comeliness. This article made me shake my head. Should we send a convoy to these “nudie places” to offer comeliness to put all over them?

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-25-2021 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1280332)
So I have to wear a MASK if I go into a Post Office, but I can strut around naked on federal campgrounds?

I guess the thinking behind this is that Post Offices are worth robbing but nudists aren't, what with having no pockets? This is socialism at its most blatant. :thumbdown:

MitzaLizalor 01-27-2021 11:59 AM

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A sport fishing license is required for any person attempting to take fish, mollusks, crustaceans, invertebrates, amphibians, or reptiles in inland or ocean waters. Additional validations and report cards are required for certain species and areas.
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The Bureau of Land Management's California Desert District this week issued new regulations for public nudity, drawing a line in the sand, so to speak, for where nudists may hike, camp and fish on public lands.
Why on earth would anyone want to go fishing in the nude (or at all) but more particularly, can anyone else see a problem here regarding the documentation?

Johny Joe Hold 01-28-2021 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1280528)

can anyone else see a problem here regarding the documentation?

What we know is nudity is a sin and the Federal Government is providing an area for it. Some pictures would be helpful. Actually, however, I think the Biden Administration is bent on promoting sin and public nudity is just one of them. Providing pictures will just make them more enthusiastic.

MitzaLizalor 01-28-2021 03:11 PM

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God understood that leaves are not ideal as garments and clearly Adam had no idea what a garment was in the first place. God knew they were both naked however; can we say that the leaf garments concealed rather than accentuated their shame? Here are some examples.

Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
The numbered graphics represent three different types of leaves. NUMBER ONE is monstera, sometimes called the "Swiss cheese" plant, which if actual leaves would hardly be effective in terms of modesty. NUMBER TWO is a fig leaf print. Equally useless, more of which later. The third print is NUMBER THREE. Palm fronds. The only reason for Eve to wear these would be to stand in the breeze and flutter. God did not allow such clothing for long.

Genesis 3:21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
As you can see, God's designs using animal hides would be much more modest. If, like the Californians, you thought nude fishing was acceptable or prancing around in palm fronds there would be something wrong with you. There is nothing wrong with God however as my next examples demonstrate.


There are two NUMBERS SEVEN. Do not use search functions to look for men in fig leaves. I was reluctant to include these but after reflection remembered that God did not neglect to describe a nude Adam – for a reason. Do I really need to indicate in what way leaf tailoring was inadequate? The pictures have been redacted for modesty but the leaves' positioning remains clear, just as God explained.

Moving quickly on, we are reminded that God actually made clothes (from animal hides) for Adam and Eve. Remember that it was not until God arrived to see what was going on
Genesis 3:8-10 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
that they became afraid of nudity, prior to which they'd been dressing up in leaves, more or less as indicated, for reasons best left to the imagination. Not that much imagination is needed. Lamech was Adam's great-great-great-great-grandson. This informs us about tailoring and/or dressmaking options available to God. A quick note to the Californians: an option of nudity was not offered.

Genesis 4:19, 22 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah ...and Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
In those illustrations, variations of animal skin garments are shown. Which species were chosen by God for His purpose is not covered in the historical record so I've included three nice ones. Both the EIGHTS show designs for men and the NINES for women from four different species God could have used. The leather trench coat however includes a feature not available back then: press studs.

Johny Joe Hold 01-28-2021 03:25 PM

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I've been asking Christians who live near the BLM area to sneak pictures to me. Here is one sinner beside his motor home:

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ed544dfb...jZl1rpb4vj.jpg

MitzaLizalor 01-28-2021 03:30 PM

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What on earth is he doing with the arm?

Johny Joe Hold 01-28-2021 03:39 PM

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My friend went in just before sunset and snapped this one. It's an understatement to declare her a sinner. Friends, this is what we will endure under Biden:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...rbzlw&usqp=CAU

MitzaLizalor 01-28-2021 03:43 PM

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I guess that's what Eve was doing with the leaves. God made opaque garments for a reason.
Isaiah 34:14 The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.


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