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Bob4God 08-09-2008 12:25 AM

Wholesome Entertainment Alternatives
 
Friends,

I'm sure we've shared the same frustration that any decent Christian feels over the extremely few choices we have of entertainment.

Most 'entertainment' today is filled with anti-family and anti-Christian trash. Occultism, promiscuity, and bad words abound in the music, movies and games we're given. This lack of choice is yet another example of Christians being persecuted and singled out for our beliefs.

Well, I'm standing up today to say we don't have to take it anymore! There are many wholesome alternatives that you and your family can enjoy, always in the comforting knowledge that the LORD JESUS can settle down right next to you and your kids in the family room and enjoy uplifting music and videos.

If you have any Christian family-friendly entertainment, please post a link and short description here, and let's show the secular media we don't need want their garbage polluting our living rooms!

I'm a personal fan of stand-up comedy, but I can't listen to any of it because of swearing and dirty jokes. Fortunately, we now have a choice. This is Pearl Gross, a charming and witty woman who will now entertain us with some good old knee-slapping humor!

Pearl Gross and her laugh-until-you-fall-out-of-your-pew comedy!




For you music lovers, have a listen to the very talented John Daker!


John Daker's uplifting musical rendition!




Please share more Christian entertainment alternatives!

Bob4God 08-09-2008 09:29 PM

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I would like to take a moment to suggest some Godly Christian videos for you to watch with your families, or perhaps show to your church.

WORM is an uplifting film about a highschool kid who dies and goes to hell. I've shown it to my youth group, and I find it's an excellent tool to help put angry teenagers who ask heretical questions in their place.
http://www.christianmovies.com/store...rm%20cover.jpg


A Nation Adrift tells the incredible true story of how GOD formed this great Christian Nation in holiness, and how atheists have pinched it off into the toilet bowl of liberalism.
http://www.christianmovies.com/store...tionadrift.jpg


Unidentified is a thrilling movie that gets you excited about JESUS. The movie is about two reporters trying to learn the truth about UFOs. The film cleverly makes its point by replacing the word "God" with UFO. I found it somewhat scary at times, but still a movie that people need to
see. Be sure to watch the exciting trailer!
http://www.christianmovies.com/store...edcovernew.jpg

Bob4God 08-10-2008 03:04 PM

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I thought some of you might enjoy this negro spiritual performance of Amazing Grace. Those coloreds sure can sing!


Ezekiel Bathfire 08-10-2008 04:23 PM

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Dear me, those are all sit down and watch entertainments!

What could be better than a good old-fashioned board game? Now, if you are in the market for some fine Family Entertainment, I don’t think I can offer anything better than this! (It’s really clever and so funny!!!!)

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Bible Board Games: Bible Mad Gab: Ages 10 & Up - 2 to 12 Players (These are the instructions) Read a group of simple words aloud, like: "Pill Are Offs Halt." Do you "hear" the answer? Keep saying them until you can hear...Pillar of Salt. You and your teammates have 30 seconds to sound out three puzzles. Guess right, and the point is yours. Miss it and the other team wins the point! Just remember, when it comes to scoring points... It's not what you say, it's what you hear!
"Pill Are Offs Halt."!!! "Pill Are Offs Halt."!!! “Pillar of Salt!!!” (get it? Get it?) Ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha! "Pill Are Offs Halt."!!! Oh, forgive me, the tears are running down my cheeks! Oh dear me, can you just see the Bathfire grandchildren playing this? Such ensuing jollity!!! Why would they want anything else?

papparat 08-10-2008 05:39 PM

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Indeed Master Bathfire, I concur,play board games, not to be confused with bored games.

A good little fund raiser for the Church Roof:innocent: I have found in the past.

Play Bible Bingo!!:thumbsup:


You can't go wrong with the gift of Bingo, let alone BIBLE BINGO!! You get all the necessary cards and pieces with colourful images of Jonah and his whale, children praying and beautiful rainbows!! You and yours will be singing its praise for years to come!!
:jesus::jesus::jesus::jesus:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...ibleBingo1.jpg

2Sam.2

  1. [14] And Abner said to Joab, Let the young men now arise, and play before us. And Joab said, Let them arise.

Bob4God 08-11-2008 04:57 PM

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Board games! What a great idea and wholesome way to learn about GOD's love!

Bible Charades! What a way to become like our precious LORD as you imitate JESUS hanging on the cross with a spear being thrust into your side, or the righteous Jael hammering a tent spike into the head of an adulterous man!

http://www.boardgamesexpress.com/ima...lecharades.jpg



BibleMan Aventure Board Game

This looks both fun and uplifting. BibleMan must use the power of CHRIST to battle the evils of satan! What could be better for kids?!

http://www.boardgamesexpress.com/images/bibleman.jpg

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-11-2008 11:27 PM

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This is a toy upon which you will have to decide yourself.

Here is a Jesus doll powered by battery (so don’t let your little one try to have it walk on water!)

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Messengers of Faith are fun toys that introduce Bible stories and scripture by speaking these important stories to children. With Messengers of Faith, Bible characters and their stories come to life!


Or so the advertisement goes. Now, if you click the link, there is a second link to listen to Jesus Doll speaking John 3:16.

Hunting round the site there are Moses, Mary, Noah, Peter, and a few others also available.

I rather suppose that
  • Moses will speak with a Joo-York Accent like Jackie Mason
  • Mary will have an Irish accent
  • The voice of Noah will have a background of rain
  • And Peter will deny that he was ever told to be pope or to pass down the job

Unfortunately the makers have not chosen KJV for the speaking part so that’s one point down.
The figure of Christ could be described by some as a “graven image” so that’s another point down.

Off-set against this is (i) the pleasure that a young child (up to 14 years) will have with the toy, (ii) the way his school friends will find new respect for him and (iii) a toy that is clearly a video-game beater.


$19.99


H. Montague Worthington 08-12-2008 09:14 PM

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My favorite form of Wholesome Family Entertainment™ is the 30-minute Infomercial. Here are some of my favorites!

The Almighty Clense

http://www.youtube.com/v/Vc6uzc-tY74&hl=en&fs=1

Power to Live Interactive Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/adbgfhtuzPU&hl=en&fs=1

The Steam Buddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFpIQPxxaGA

The Hawaii Chair

http://www.youtube.com/v/E9_amg-Aos4...=13619151&fs=1

Ultimate Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/QjQah1-sFf8&hl=en&fs=1

Don Lapre's Ultimate Road to Success

http://www.youtube.com/v/mubCkCAEiDQ&hl=en&fs=1

Pain Relief Through Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/HZut7fEMk5A&hl=en&fs=1

Bob4God 08-13-2008 06:12 PM

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No Christian house is a Christian home without a library of Godly music!

Some of my favorites in my own personal collection:

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/wo...overs/49-1.jpg
I just can't help but begin to dance a little jig of glee to the LORD whenever I get this record out!



http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/wo...overs/66-1.jpg
The Cooper Family: Truly what every American family should aspire to be!



http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/wo...overs/68-1.jpg
Yes he has, my friends, yes he has! GLORY!



http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/wo...overs/69-1.jpg
No He's not, my friends, no He's not! GLORY!



http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/wo...overs/77-1.jpg
Double the praise!

Bob4God 10-25-2008 02:47 PM

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Back again with even more fun and entertainment for Godly families!


Fingering can bring hours of fun for mom, dad, the kids, and even grandpa and grandma!


LEFT BEHIND: ETERNAL FORCES PC GAME

Gamers will participate in events from the Left Behind book series in single player mode and battle to capture territory from other players in the multi-player online game mode.


Old Iron Crotch 10-25-2008 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington (Post 220749)
My favorite form of Wholesome Family Entertainment™ is the 30-minute Infomercial. Here are some of my favorites!

The Almighty Clense

http://www.youtube.com/v/Vc6uzc-tY74&hl=en&fs=1

Power to Live Interactive Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/adbgfhtuzPU&hl=en&fs=1

The Steam Buddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFpIQPxxaGA

The Hawaii Chair

http://www.youtube.com/v/E9_amg-Aos4...=13619151&fs=1

Ultimate Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/QjQah1-sFf8&hl=en&fs=1

Don Lapre's Ultimate Road to Success

http://www.youtube.com/v/mubCkCAEiDQ&hl=en&fs=1

Pain Relief Through Colon Cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/v/HZut7fEMk5A&hl=en&fs=1


You seem to be obssessed with your colon. All you need to do to take care of it is add a few fresh fruits and vegetables to your diet.

JennyD 10-25-2008 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 255500)
You seem to be obssessed with your colon. All you need to do to take care of it is add a few fresh fruits and vegetables to your diet.

OIC, what YOU do with zucchini, cucumbers, corn cobs, and bananas is NOT acceptable for a True Christian™ man like Brother Monty!! :thumbdown:

Old Iron Crotch 10-25-2008 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 255504)
OIC, what YOU do with zucchini, cucumbers, corn cobs, and bananas is NOT acceptable for a True Christian™ man like Brother Monty!! :thumbdown:


I insert zucchini, cucumbers, corn on the cob, and bananas into my body. The corn cobs, I compost. Why would eating fresh produce not be acceptable for a tc?

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-25-2008 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 255507)
I insert zucchini, cucumbers, corn on the cob, and bananas into my body. The corn cobs, I compost. Why would eating fresh produce not be acceptable for a tc?

Did you honestly never attend Bible Class?
Ge:4:3: And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
Ge:4:4: And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
Ge:4:5: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-25-2008 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 255507)
I insert zucchini, cucumbers, corn on the cob, and bananas into my body. The corn cobs, I compost. Why would eating fresh produce not be acceptable for a tc?

Why must you constantly drag every thread topic down into the perversion and filth you wallow in? Do you imagine that any True Christian™ would be interested in hearing about you shoving various fruits and vegetables into your orafices to pleasure satan? :furious:

Old Iron Crotch 10-28-2008 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 255518)
Why must you constantly drag every thread topic down into the perversion and filth you wallow in? Do you imagine that any True Christian™ would be interested in hearing about you shoving various fruits and vegetables into your orafices to pleasure satan? :furious:



You altered my post to make it read that I masturbate with produce.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-28-2008 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Iron Crotch (Post 256549)
You altered my post to make it read that I masturbate with produce.

Filthy lying witch. I've never altered a post in my life without the poster knowing full well I did it. Whenever I have to edit or delete because of profanity for example, there is a message at the bottom of the post clearly telling the world and Jesus who did it and why.

Keep making false accusations and spewing your filthy lies and you'll wind up in Quarantine with the other incorrigible scum. :angry:

Addonai 07-03-2021 04:08 PM

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God bless America

Isabella White 07-03-2021 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Addonai (Post 1286546)

Indeed, dear Miss Addonai! :god-fancy: bless :america:! The :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: has blessed :his: favorite nation greatly, and for that, we give endless :praise-2:


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MitzaLizalor 07-09-2021 12:44 PM

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Two of my absolutely all-time faves



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