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handmaiden 08-07-2022 11:26 PM

So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
Liberals claim to love nature and growing things, but in reality, they hate The Lord's good green earth.

The State of Nevada (which has legal harlotry) has made grass (not the smoking kind) illegal.


So, they will tear up our beautiful lawns before breaking down our front doors to confiscate our guns and our Bibles. There is nothing good, holy or wholesome that Liberals will leave us in this country.

Johny Joe Hold 08-07-2022 11:43 PM

Re: So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1301544)
Liberals claim to love nature and growing things, but in reality, they hate The Lord's good green earth.
The State of Nevada (which has legal harlotry) has made grass (not the smoking kind) illegal.
So, they will tear up our beautiful lawns before breaking down our front doors to confiscate our guns and our Bibles. There is nothing good, holy or wholesome that Liberals will leave us in this country.

This country needs uniform green lawns. It reflects uniform thinking; we need more of that. Certainly, we do not need every home full of people making up their own minds about what the Bible means and what is, or is not, sin. Green lawns saved this country. We need them.

handmaiden 08-08-2022 12:18 AM

Re: So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1301545)
This country needs uniform green lawns. It reflects uniform thinking; we need more of that. Certainly, we do not need every home full of people making up their own minds about what the Bible means and what is, or is not, sin. Green lawns saved this country. We need them.

Yes. Brother Mayor, we need green lawns. They make up an important part of golf courses, which are an important revenue stream for our True President™, Donald J. Trump.

The association between lush, beautiful lawns and Donald Trump is probably the real reason the liberals hate them.

Johny Joe Hold 12-09-2023 11:14 PM

Re: So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1301546)
Yes. Brother Mayor, we need green lawns.
The association between lush, beautiful lawns and Donald Trump is probably the real reason the liberals hate them.

The most alarming thing I've heard Bill Gates say in a long time is that he is on a mission to convert REPUBLICANS to be global warming believers. Democrats believe at twice the rate of Republicans.

Here is my advice to Bill Gates, "Stay in your own lane." We Republicans believe in our own comfort, convenience and money. Whatever you want, Mr. Gates, is of no interest to us. What good is being rich if one cannot turn on the air conditioning or drive a beautiful Cadilac Escalade?

Give it up, Bill.

Bill Gates believes one key demographic is paramount to mitigating Earth’s overheating: ‘We don’t have that much time to keep this thing intact’ (msn.com)

Unfalsifiable 12-10-2023 01:12 PM

Re: So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
So they're taking our lawns because "there's no water, man!" but at the same time (they say with that uniquely smug grin every climate hoaxer seems to own) "the ice caps are melting, you're all going to drown!"


James 5:12

Johny Joe Hold 12-10-2023 03:30 PM

Re: So Much For The "Green New Deal"!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable (Post 1314664)
So they're taking our lawns because "there's no water, man!" but at the same time (they say with that uniquely smug grin every climate hoaxer seems to own) "the ice caps are melting, you're all going to drown!"
James 5:12

Bill Gates cannot control the weather, only God can. That's why we don't need to sacrifice green lawns and long hot showers. When there is not enough rain, we pray for rain. When there is too much, we pray for rain to stop.

We know this: God answers the prayers of True Christians™. When it comes to weather, we've got this.


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