What the Bible teaches about Pope Francis and the Argentine Junta
It's normal for politicians to take our suggestions, but this is the first time the Vatican has. After reading about our hispandering strategy of getting spray tans, invading the falkland islands, and electing Latin American despots, the Vatican broke from tradition to choose an Argentinian.
Jorge Mario Bergoglio, today known as Pope Francis, has been said to be a collaborator with the military dictatorship. Apart from the fact the he endorsed the invasion of the Falkland Islands, he's also said to be complicit in torturing his co-workers: What did Jorge Mario Bergoglio know, and when did he know it, about Argentina’s brutal “Dirty War” against suspected leftists, in which thousands were tortured and killed? More important, what did the newly chosen Pope Francis do?Now, we all know that "respected human rights activist" is a liberal code-word for "Terrorist apologist", and that handing over community activists, (or any worker who disobeys their boss) to a death squad is what any lover of liberty does. But Francis, or should I say FranSISSY, has denied this, claiming that he was too cowardly to speak out, and that he supported the communists in secret, but he still won't give any details because he's afraid that the undead corpse of Eva Peron will rise from the grave and strangle him* (or something). This is in direct violation of God's Word as written in the Bible. Since Catholics are too illiterate to read the King James Bible, I'll quote the NIV: If anyone sins because they do not speak up when they hear a public charge to testify regarding something they have seen or learned about, they will be held responsible. - Leviticus 5:1Clarke's Commentary on the Bible says that it means that a person who "refuses to tell what he knows concerning the subject; such a one shall bear his iniquity - shall be considered as guilty in the sight of God, of the transgression which he has endeavored to conceal." Got that, Mr. "I'm on God's speed-dial" Francis? Are you listening, Mr. "Infallable?' You stayed silent about SOMETHING. Either the Junta was right, and you were employing terrorists, and failed to testify against them at first opportunity, or the liberals are right, and you failed to testify in defence of the innocent. SOMEBODY was committing a heinous crime, and under Biblical Law you can't turn a blind eye. Leviticus 5:1 says Pope Francis should be punished either as a torturer or a terrorist. Note that it's not just "infallible" Popes who are held up to this standard. EVERYBODY must testify. But why not hold the Pope up to a higher standard? I mean, he claims to be God's spokesmodel, and big claims require big proof. Pope Francis, you believe you're God's wingman. If a mustard seed's worth of faith can move mountains, (Matt 17:20, Mark 11:23), surely you can utter at least a squeak about your colleagues being tortured. Sure, I'd like to borrow Mt. Everest and the Matterhorn for some backyard skiing too, but first things first, but if my co-workers are being kidnapped and tossed out of aircraft to die, I'd use my powers as God's BBF to at least clear my throat or something! http://www.christianfilmdatabase.com...-mountains.jpg Photographic proof that Pope Francis could have at least dropped a mountain on the Junta or something. *Note to self: an Evita-Thriller mash-up is a masterpiece waiting to happen. |
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Pope definitely sinned if he was too much of a coward to voice his opinion - or, he is sinning now: I suspect that he agreed with the junta all along and only now claims to be a secret communist lover for the sake of political correctness. Either way, he's on a straight road to Hell.
However, there is one more aspect to be discussed here. Bragi... Belgi... what's-his-name, pope Francis did follow God's rules by obeying the military junta (Romans 13:1-3). Moreover, the military junta was clearly a Godly government, because they were defending the rights of the right-wing elites against the leftist masses. Therefore, he did not sin by disobeying the government. But he's still gonna to Hell for lying (especially if he was secretly opposing the junta, I'm sure he will be extra crispy for that). |
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I wonder what they do if a priest turns out to be a pedophile AND a critic of dictatorships at the same time? |
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It's good to learn the Biblical aspects of Pope Frankyfalkland. A man who does not read nor follow the Bible's teaching should stay in Arhenheeta.
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I was pondering why on earth the Argentines and Brits care so much about the Falkland islands anyway, and I got to thinking - if you mispronounce it, say because you're a drunken limey or a mexican high on his own coke supply - and it sounds like the "F***land Islands".
The perverts must think it's some sort of red-light district with penguins. |
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http://en.news-4-u.ru/spanish-newspa...argentina.html They always accuse the Godly US for supporting military dictatorships in South America, when it was the Commies all the way. So the Pope was a Commie, even when supporting the Commie Junta killing other Commies. |
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