Adolf Hitler Is in Heaven? Eyewitness Testimony!
Eyewitness Testimony! The best kind of evidence there is! And even better if the testimony is uttered by a True Christian™ Eyewitness. A foreign - and thus slightly suspicious - pastor brings us tidings of his recent visits in Heaven. Based on the data we gathered he may even have visited Heaven 15 times and brought back important information about its population. He met many famous and infamous people up there, and among them was Mr. Adolf Hitler, who is probably, however, alive, and thus apparently just another visitor to the Eternal Mansions of Jesus Christ. But let us look at the evidence in detail:
https://i.postimg.cc/CxgnwkKm/image-1.jpg First, is this man a reliable witness? At least he speaks and writes American but the slightly better grasp of grammar when compared to our Beloved President Trump may raise your suspicions... Let us remember that good skills in American orthography are not necessarily evil, although the Bible clearly opposes secular education (2 Timothy 3:5-7). In fact, George Bernard Shaw witnesses to us that foreigners are allowed to surpass pure-blood Americans in literary skills: Quote:
This photograph is not in any context! Jesus could as well be in the middle of the process of discarding Mr. Jackson's soul into Hell! But - God did perform a miracle on Michael Jackson! He made Mr. Jackson White! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...faE6W_azFdTdxm Psalms 51:7 Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
Luke 9:1 Then he called his twelve disciples together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.
:repent: Jesus does not grade sins (except Matthew 12:31). To just think about stealing an apple from your neighbor's orchard is as bad as a genocide. He'll accept you if you do your Ecclesiastes 12:13 properly. Gory to God! https://i.postimg.cc/Dwvsq1Km/wpid-h...50-d5eu8e7.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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That's an interesting claim from Mr Madugwe, Brother Professor Dr White. However, I would exercise caution in any dealings with this man. I see that on his Facebook page he also claims to have arrested Satan at Hades (near Hell).
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LBC ought to contact this boy about delivering a guest sermon. |
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If it happened with Hitchens why would we doubt it happened to Hilter? |
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Usually I don't believe whatever black people are saying but as he is saying something I want to hear so clearly he must be right! Adolf Hitler being in heaven is clearly a well deserved reward for all he did for the cultural and social reform of Germany. Michael Jackson spend all his life on getting rid of his black heritage so clearly God rewarded a black born man trying to become a better white man as well.
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OK! Glory. Now we have more testimonials. The case is more or less settled. First, if we look at this Prophet we can now see that he is a Real® Prophet as he agrees with us in matters that matter!
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Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. If the fruits of this Prophet are as sweet citruses and as tangy toward His enemies as the most wholesome fruit of Christ's Labor - our own Agent Orange Mr. President Trump - then we must determine that this is a powerful Prophecy. In addition, we now have more expert testimonials by our True Christian™ male Brethren, as follows: Quote:
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1 John 4:14 And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Saviour of the world. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Germany does not have a Jewish problem.
Burma does not have a Mohammedan problem. China is taking steps. God's solution is explicit in The Bible and His righteous Law affirmed by Jesus. It remains in force until the earth ceases to exist. Earth still here? God's rules still apply. Idols are the worst transgression. That's a horizontal worst because all transgressions are vertically the same. Trumped by a single blasphemy so far as I can see in this thread not committed by any of the above. If I'm wrong here just one example suffices for future reference. |
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It reminds me of the story of the man on the ledge. This fellow was taking a freshly slaughtered pig home. Walking on the side of a mountain, he failed to pay attention and slipped down, over a cliff. Falling 100's of feet, he landed on a narrow ledge. Both legs fractured in multiple places. He lay there for days, hoping someone would find him, starving and thirsty. Not touching the pig of course, it was for someone else. Eventually, a person came along and heard his sobs. They tossed down a rope and began to pull the fellow up. Just when the poor near death guy was at the edge of the path, the 'Good Samaritan' (you) let go of the rope, destining the poor hurt fellow to death. Because the guy had a pig. What the mean guy (you) did not realize that the pig was for him (you) as a gift. How can you be so heartless?:thumbdown: |
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There seems to be a suggestion going around that people cannot see what is going on in Heaven. Others will be able to explain about Shinto or Zoroastrian heavens, if they even have them, but actual. Heaven is described in The Bible with sufficient detail to be certain so it's important to understand what the words mean. Angel is a word often used today to signify something quite different from what's intended by Biblical authors. These are messengers from God often empowered to enforce His decisions. II Samuel 24:16 When the angel stretched out his hand upon Jerusalem to destroy it, the LORD repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed the people, It is enough: stay now thine hand. Angels also praise God. When Jesus was born an angel informed the shepherds and was accompanied by a heavenly multitude all praising God. There cannot be a heavenly host unless there is also a Heaven and that's where they went after the praise activity. They did not prance around in vinyl hot-pants and nowhere in The Bible are they described as little fluttering birdlike objects. Christians know the difference and never use the word in so mawkish a context. Luke 2:13-16 Suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds.….came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger. We know that Heaven exists. It is above the sky. Although the sky is normally closed there have been occasions when it opened up and people could see what happening on the other side. There are several testimonies from Luke confirming how Jesus got there and where He is now. There have also been other observations made; here are four (4) instances from Luke, Stephen and Mark.
There are people who deny that The Bible is true. They have made up a special "magic" heaven having no basis in reality. They've made up angels and invented lies to benefit themselves with little or no regard for how others are affected whether they believe the lies or not. And lies they must be. No matter how often and over how many centuries the deception has been accepted, at some point it was invented. The events described could never have taken place because they are impossible. Whoever first proposed the lie knew that no such event occurred. From time to time a criminal emerges able to use the lie for gigantic fraud. Once initiated the fraud becomes self perpetuating. That needn't have been the original intent. It's just an example of one outcome where little or no regard is paid as to how others are affected. We know these things are impossible because they contradict God. He. knows where Heaven is and that by opening the sky we can see Jesus there. He has opened the sky. |
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No effort we made could ever achieve anything without faith but that is not to endorse inaction. Take Lot for example. A just man. He was so upset by all the antics going on around him yet, in his righteousness, he knew by faith that God would do something about it. Lot was delivered out of temptation by God and the cities were destroyed. II Peter 2:7-9 But that didn't mean Lot could just sit around and do nothing. There were other cities, Zoar for example was not destroyed, but Lot removed his family (what was left of it) and opted for cave dwelling. You can read about Lot's faith and God's protection here: Genesis 19:30-36 But although faith is essential not everything is faith. To preserve his righteousness Lot needed to act. Zoar was simply a temporary safe haven. It was not the sort of place anyone with a sense of justice would hang around for long. Lot had to get himself up and get on with it. Clearly the cave was not temporary. The Bible does not explain if they planted crops or held cattle or tended vineyards. It would be difficult to obtain supplies otherwise though, even without money they could barter but they'd still need something to trade. But they all knew Sodom was blitzed because they'd seen it. Well, they'd seen the ruin if not the main event. Observing that was infra dig on a rather majestic scale! Heaven is like that too. God opened the sky to show people what was there. Like the cities of the plain it's a matter of observation: Jesus was there. In Hebrews it's explained that what we see does not have its origin in the material world. I know that heathen types, those with no faith, place a different interpretation on Chapter 11 invoking atoms. Sadly the author had a word for atoms but didn't use it. That's a seperate topic though. |
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What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. 18 But someone will say, “You have faith, and I have works.” Show me your faith without [a]your works, and I will show you my faith by [b]my works. 19 You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble! 20 But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is [c]dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 Do you see that faith was working together with his works, and by works faith was made [d]perfect? 23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was [e]accounted to him for righteousness.”And he was called the friend of God. 24 You see then that a man is justified by works, and not by faith only. 25 Likewise, was not Rahab the harlot also justified by works when she received the messengers and sentthem out another way? 26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also |
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Adolf Hitler was a great man. A soldier of Christ. I hope to one day be like him and emulate the Aryan race. |
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