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Saturday 01-12-2017 08:32 AM

Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Everyone has heard of "dabbing" before. It's a new dance craze that's spreading like wildfire among the youth and even adults. America is already caught up with this new meme and even in the Philippines too. Some religious Christians have already caught wind of it and has already launched a campaign about stopping it, declaring it as the Demonstrating Antichrist's Bow (D.A.B) which literally means doing the devil's bow.


Find the allegation right here.


But what irks me is what actually makes this gesture (or do I dare saying dance) sinful. Is there concrete evidence that this is the actual devil's bow? I couldn't find any reasons on the internet (aside from a screenshot of some Muslims doing the gesture wrong) why it is considered sinful. And that's where I got to work, and I finally found out why it was demonic.

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The origins of dabbing were very shaky but it is credited to Skippa da Flippa, Peewee Longway, Jose Guapo, and Rich the Kid; which only takes one look at their appearance to tell that their filthy, sinning, atheists, which is only fitting that they are the ones that spread such a Satan-worshipping gesture. But that was only the tip of the iceberg.


http://thevarsity.ca/wp-content/uplo...ElhamNuman.jpg



See how the "dabbing" gesture is made. It is made by putting both of your hands on the right side of your body and then hiding your face with your outstretched arms tilted a bit up. The gesture clearly depicts a man turning away from the work of God, averting his eyes away from the good things the Lord has done for us humans, not believing in the wonders of the Lord.




This also depicts this Scripture:


Quote:

Isaiah 59:2 | But your inquiries have made a separation between you and your God, and your sins have hidden his face from you so that he does not hear.





The man doing the "dab" clearly depicts God hiding his face from the sinful, which clearly means that this man accepts God turning away from him because he supports SATAN, who is the embodiment of evil and sin, and isn't afraid to show everyone he is a sinful mormon.





Isn't that enough evidence to show that "dabbing" is a way of showing allegiance to the devil? It may even rival that of the sins behind "Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nae Nae." So remember, Demonstrating Antichrist's Bow is an evil symbol disguised as another silly dance craze, do not allow your children, or the fellow sons of Christ to fall through this trap.

BrotherLarry 01-12-2017 11:32 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Brother Saturday,
It doesn't take a microscope, either, to see the obvious if somewhat misshapen shadow of a phallus and small scrotal sac on the wall behind this demon-possessed satan worshipper.
Tiny little things they are, too - but it is an impressive phallus - at least I assume that would be impressive if I were into such unmanly things.


Thank you for sharing this. I will be on guard for dabbers now, since I am sure they are saturating New York City.


BrotherLarry

MitzaLizalor 01-12-2017 11:36 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
I was horrified to see the antics these heathens get into. All of the examples were thinly veiled displays of the very worst elements in the unregenerate make-up. This at least has the benefit of brevity:

WARNING
if children are present turn off the sound


The contortions are no different from what happens in mental hospitals. Holding arms in front of face, making unusual gestures with the hands, thinking of oneself as an item of household furniture (such as a lamp-stand or rocking horse) and we know that these obsessions are demon possession. If you were able to listen to the "music" you'll have noticed the repetitive rhythms and lyrics. What ever they were chanting..I couldn't make it out, something about witches?..is intended to attract devils, much as observed in India prior to demonic occupation. Satan is behind this cult.

Thank you for posting. This will be important for the Pastors address as soon as possible.

Saturday 01-12-2017 12:03 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1202080)
Brother Saturday,
It doesn't take a microscope, either, to see the obvious if somewhat misshapen shadow of a phallus and small scrotal sac on the wall behind this demon-possessed satan worshipper.

I'm sorry Brother Larry, but I am not a man. I am a woman to be exact. I am sorry if there is something wrong about this that I am not aware of or if I stepped out of the allowed boundaries of the posting privileges of women. Please forgive me if the issue is the latter. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1202080)
Thank you for sharing this. I will be on guard for dabbers now, since I am sure they are saturating New York City.

Anyways, you are very welcome Brother Larry. I simply wanted to spread awareness of this upcoming threat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202081)
I was horrified to see the antics these heathens get into. All of the examples were thinly veiled displays of the very worst elements in the unregenerate make-up. This at least has the benefit of brevity.

And bravado as well :threaten:. Most memes on the internet are usually only shallow insults to the Lord, but this is just straight-up telling the whole wide world how a dirty Satan Sucker you are. And the sad thing is, only a few people in this world only know of the dangers "dabbing" brings to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1202081)
Thank you for posting. This will be important for the Pastors address as soon as possible.

You are very much welcome Ms. MitzaLizalor! It's the least I could do to help protect Christianity to such inconspicuous threats such as these. I could only hope I could redeem myself for being a Cathlicker for almost 34 years of my life.

BrotherLarry 01-12-2017 02:33 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturday (Post 1202086)

Anyways, you are very welcome Brother Larry. I simply wanted to spread awareness of this upcoming threat.
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Brother Saturday,


There is no need to apologize. As our dear (and unhinged) Sister Mitza demonstrated, we often post offensive video and photo evidence to show our congregation what kinds of things to avoid. For instance, the words to that short video: "Where my towel, beach towel?" are improper because no one should be walking around naked except for a beach towel, but it was posted so our fellow Christians could have the full dabbing experience.


Thank you again, and may the LORD keep you free from the ring kissing papist lifestyle.


BrotherLarry

Nothin' else to do 01-13-2017 02:42 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
I don't say this often, but I'm going to have to agree here. The dab is a terrible thing, and I have no idea why it's popular. I see this everywhere and I believe it needs to stop. In the words of one of the wisest human men I know, "It's time to stop." I'll even provide funding if it will get rid of this... Thing.

Mary Etheldreda 01-13-2017 03:07 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nothin' else to do (Post 1202139)
I don't say this often, but I'm going to have to agree here. The dab is a terrible thing, and I have no idea why it's popular. I see this everywhere and I believe it needs to stop. In the words of one of the wisest human men I know, "It's time to stop." I'll even provide funding if it will get rid of this... Thing.

If you have extra funding, you could do much more for humanity than attempting to stop DAB (how could you even stop it, anyway?). I would encourage you to contribute to the Pastor's Jet Fund. More young lives are touched by Pastor Zeke than any man in the world right now.

Nothin' else to do 01-13-2017 03:22 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1202141)
If you have extra funding, you could do much more for humanity than attempting to stop DAB (how could you even stop it, anyway?). I would encourage you to contribute to the Pastor's Jet Fund. More young lives are touched by Pastor Zeke than any man in the world right now.

Let me try this again, as my previous reply was removed.


Of course, if I can find the time, I will find as much as I can to donate to the Jet fund. Even if it's not much, every little still helps.

MotherF*cking Meme 01-13-2017 04:43 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
ed less of Jesus. Heh, I go to da club every day and dab (PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES REMOVED). You should try too virgins

MotherF*cking Meme 01-13-2017 04:49 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
I think this blessing of a song, that paraphrases what is said in 6:21 of Genesis proves my point exactly

The video is guised under a name as people at youtube will report this post as theyre goat pifflers
[COLOR=rgb(51,51,51)]LINK TO ANIMAL PORN REMOVED[/COLOR]

handmaiden 01-13-2017 05:24 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherF*cking Meme (Post 1202148)
ed less of Jesus. Heh, I go to da club every day and dab (PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES REMOVED). You should try too virgins

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherF*cking Meme (Post 1202151)
I think this blessing of a song, that paraphrases what is said in 6:21 of Genesis proves my point exactly

The video is guised under a name as people at youtube will report this post as theyre goat pifflers
[COLOR=rgb(51,51,51)]LINK TO ANIMAL PORN REMOVED[/COLOR]

The only point that you are proving is that you dish out impotent insults and can barely communicate in a written medium.


I would direct you to read the Bible and get with the program, but I suspect that you are functionally illiterate.


Disdainfully Yours,
Handmaiden

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-13-2017 08:18 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Friends,

The dabbing will an imperialist fascist right-wing liberal nazi phenomenom. This is truth. It is promoted by the bourgeoisie to degenerate your youths and indoctrinate you into fascism and accept the rule of the 1% and the corporations.


Mussolini once said "Fascism should more accurately be called corporatocracy, because for it will an merger of the state and power be corporation. Heil Hitler". Mussolini was a very bad man and the enemy of 420-Epic-Meme. However, his spirit lives on in the heart of U.S. imperialism


The dab. You will duck you face into your inner shoulder and do a sideways NAZI SOLUTE! The Nazi Solute is to indoctrinate you to except the power of the corporate; Nazism IS Fascism IS Corporatocracy. Your face duck into your inner shoulder so that you can not be see an thing, is to symbolize that when fascism come to the west, the youths will except it with their heads in the sand.


Friends, please do not do an dab, if you do you are channeling fascist capitalist enemies and resurrecting the evil spirits of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and Pinochet to do battle on the astral planes. Please only do a waltz as a dance! Thank you.

Dr Laurence Niles 01-13-2017 08:22 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MotherF*cking Meme (Post 1202148)
ed less of Jesus. Heh, I go to da club every day and dab (PORNOGRAPHIC REFERENCES REMOVED). You should try too virgins

Does anyone know Ebonics?

I have no idea what this woman is talking about. Who knows, there could be something here profound here but it is a mystery, to me.

1 Corinthians 2:7 But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:

YIC

Saturday 01-13-2017 08:50 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1202161)
The only point that you are proving is that you dish out impotent insults and can barely communicate in a written medium.


I would direct you to read the Bible and get with the program, but I suspect that you are functionally illiterate.


Disdainfully Yours,
Handmaiden

I could have not putted it better Ms. Handmaiden, thank you! :thumbsup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un (Post 1202166)
Friends,

The dabbing will an imperialist fascist right-wing liberal nazi phenomenom. This is truth. It is promoted by the bourgeoisie to degenerate your youths and indoctrinate you into fascism and accept the rule of the 1% and the corporations.


Mussolini once said "Fascism should more accurately be called corporatocracy, because for it will an merger of the state and power be corporation. Heil Hitler". Mussolini was a very bad man and the enemy of 420-Epic-Meme. However, his spirit lives on in the heart of U.S. imperialism


The dab. You will duck you face into your inner shoulder and do a sideways NAZI SOLUTE! The Nazi Solute is to indoctrinate you to except the power of the corporate; Nazism IS Fascism IS Corporatocracy. Your face duck into your inner shoulder so that you can not be see an thing, is to symbolize that when fascism come to the west, the youths will except it with their heads in the sand.


Friends, please do not do an dab, if you do you are channeling fascist capitalist enemies and resurrecting the evil spirits of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and Pinochet to do battle on the astral planes. Please only do a waltz as a dance! Thank you.


You are correct about doing the DAB is wrong. Everything else just seems to be mumbled jargon from a PTSD-suffering World War II survivor that was high on drugs.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-13-2017 10:43 AM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturday (Post 1202077)
Everyone has heard of "dabbing" before.

I haven't. Is there any reason why I actually need to be aware of it?


YiC
JL-V

Saturday 01-13-2017 12:59 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1202171)
I haven't. Is there any reason why I actually need to be aware of it?

Please read on Ms/Mrs.Joanna. And you will figure out why.

Dr Laurence Niles 01-13-2017 02:23 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturday (Post 1202181)
Please read on Ms/Mrs.Joanna. And you will figure out why.

If you have a point, please make it. This is not a debate site: it is about the temporary Sacrifice the Lord Jesus Christ Himself made for all who would follow Him and do exactly what He says.

We know this from the Bible(KJV1611). It is why we are here.

What are you here?

YIC

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-13-2017 03:26 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Thank you for your timely intervention, Dr Niles. I really do not have the time to waste on this sort of nonsense.

Ecclesiastes 11:4 He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.

Saturday 01-13-2017 04:15 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1202182)
If you have a point, please make it. This is not a debate site: it is about the temporary Sacrifice the Lord Jesus Christ Himself made for all who would follow Him and do exactly what He says.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1202186)
Thank you for your timely intervention, Dr Niles. I really do not have the time to waste on this sort of nonsense.

Dr. Niles and Ms/Mrs. Joanna, I did not mean any disrespect when I said that she should read on. I am merely suggesting that she should read the thread proper as it contains the bulk of the information I am sharing. But, if you are somehow offended by my message, then please accept my apology.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturday (Post 1202181)
Please read on Ms/Mrs.Joanna. And you will figure out why.

To summarize the information for you, Demonstrating Antichrist's Bow or DAB is a secret message that is under the facade of a dance craze that means you are against the Lord.

To DAB, one must put all the arms of the person on one side and then tuck the head in the outstretched arms (The image can be found on the thread proper), meaning that the person doing the DAB is turning away from the beautiful blessings God has given to humans.

As addition to the garbage symbolism, it also depicts the Scripture: Isaiah 59:2
Quote:

But your inquiries have made a separation between you and your God, and your sins have hidden his face from you so that he does not hear.
To which the person doing the DAB is acting like the Lord turning away from the sinful because he doesn't care if God leaves him, it's because he supports Satan, the embodiment of sin.

And also, according to Wikipedia sources, DAB is credited to a group called: "Migos", which is composed of the following rappers: Skippa da Flippa, Peewee Longway, Jose Guapo, and Rich the Kid (to which if you do a quick Google Image search of them, it will be very obvious why they are the ones Satan picked to spread such scum).

I hope this suffices for Ms/Mrs. Joanna's curiosity, I did not intend any sort of malice or disrespect in any way and I am sorry if it was depicted as an insult.

Marshal Kim Jong-un 01-13-2017 04:31 PM

Re: Why "Dabbing" is Sinful
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Saturday (Post 1202169)
You are correct about doing the DAB is wrong. Everything else just seems to be mumbled jargon from a PTSD-suffering World War II survivor that was high on drugs.

You are correct about everything other than me being a PTSD-suffering World War II survivor.


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