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Philippe 03-01-2010 08:22 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by True Disciple (Post 481292)
Godly Words, Brother. Do you know already when you are going to join us in Freehold?:)

Well, I'm still waiting for the contact info of the Joo lawyers that could help me get there as soon as possible.
I just hope that it will be before the elections to choose the new mayor. I would be blessed if I could help make clear to Mr King that he's not welcome.

Thanks for showing those non-believers that you follow the Book:

1 Kings 13:15
Then he said unto him, Come home with me, and eat bread

Sariel 03-01-2010 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481301)
Neither can I! Wiccans for love and tolerance!:thumbsup:



Very hard, but I've grown used to it. One disadvantage is that I can't walk on the street easily. I work in a grocery store, but change my appearance every morning to make sure people don't recognize me as "that moon-worshipping whore."
Other disadvantages include the annual witch hunts these people organize. I barely made it last year, but I'm confident I can stay out of their clutches more easily this time.
You also can have problems if you let your neighbours know you're a wiccan. Mrs. Deirdre, a former coven member did, and disappeared three days afterwards. I've found a good address to live now, I'm living together with a coven member, but these people do not know she is.

With your twisted logic, even genocide becomes a good method to make the world a better place.:thumbdown:

I'm not too worried, i'm excellent at defending myself from people like that.

Tekk021 03-01-2010 08:29 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481301)
Yes, you must have bored the shit out of him.:lol:

That they did Cassie. They are too close minded to open up to anything more than the slander they read. You'd be much safer moving north, towards wisconsin or so. It's really quite nice here, and full of many more tolerant people who want peace over killing those they dislike, such as Freeholds "witch" hunts.

Miss Cassandra 03-01-2010 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481312)
That they did Cassie. They are too close minded to open up to anything more than the slander they read. You'd be much safer moving north, towards wisconsin or so. It's really quite nice here, and full of many more tolerant people who want peace over killing those they dislike, such as Freeholds "witch" hunts.

Well, I have been planning to move out as soon as I could support myself, but I'm 19 years old, and they've raised me to become married around my 16th year. I still need to learn a lot.

However, maybe I'll revise my plans. A new guy has come to Freehold, and his name is Alfred King. Our previous mayor died about a week ago, and mr. King is running for mayor. He is a democrat, and he is colored, so the people here don't like him much.:thumbsup:

However, they now discover that a lot of resentment towards them lives in Freehold, especially among the poorer people in Freehold, including their own servants. They are morbidly afraid of him. So awesome!:lol:

Read more about mr King here.

Also, if you want to help mr. King and the good people of our town, you can oppose his foremost opponent and "true christian" Johny Joe Hold here. You will see that this man is a liar and never answers questions.

Miss Cassandra 03-01-2010 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481308)
I'm not too worried, i'm excellent at defending myself from people like that.

I'm glad to hear that!:thumbsup:

Sariel 03-01-2010 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481329)
Well, I have been planning to move out as soon as I could support myself, but I'm 19 years old, and they've raised me to become married around my 16th year. I still need to learn a lot.

However, maybe I'll revise my plans. A new guy has come to Freehold, and his name is Alfred King. Our previous mayor died about a week ago, and mr. King is running for mayor. He is a democrat, and he is colored, so the people here don't like him much.:thumbsup:

However, they now discover that a lot of resentment towards them lives in Freehold, especially among the poorer people in Freehold, including their own servants. They are morbidly afraid of him. So awesome!:lol:

Read more about mr King here.

Also, if you want to help mr. King and the good people of our town, you can oppose his foremost opponent and "true christian" Johny Joe Hold here. You will see that this man is a liar and never answers questions.

Truly an inspiring person. I noticed how he's not liked by most Christians. Pity, he sounds like the perfect mayor, something Freehold could really use.
  • Investigation of the mysterious deaths caused by Project Habakkuk.
  • Fair compensation for the residents of former Des Moines for their land.
  • No more big cowards hitting little girls.
  • No more oppression of the First Amendment.
I can't express in words how annoyed i am to see parents hitting children, it saddens me deeply aswell, that children have to suffer this daily. Hopefully King will win and put a stop to all these atrocities.
Also, what is Project Habakkuk?
I googled it and it's something about World War 2?

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481329)
Well, I have been planning to move out as soon as I could support myself, but I'm 19 years old, and they've raised me to become married around my 16th year. I still need to learn a lot.

However, maybe I'll revise my plans. A new guy has come to Freehold, and his name is Alfred King. Our previous mayor died about a week ago, and mr. King is running for mayor. He is a democrat, and he is colored, so the people here don't like him much.:thumbsup:

Liberal or not, Mr. King is a MARRIED man! Granted, I wouldn't put it past you crazy Wickens to 'revise your plans' to include a fresh piece of meat. You, Missy, are a harlot!

He's not even an Ex-Nigra!

Levi Jones 03-01-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481329)
Well, I have been planning to move out as soon as I could support myself, but I'm 19 years old, and they've raised me to become married around my 16th year. I still need to learn a lot.

Cassy, I think we all know why you haven't left, but it can never be. I'm married and I'm not hell bound like you are.

No Secrets Victoria 03-01-2010 09:03 PM

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I felt the evil radiate off that witch Cassandra, and come through my computer monitor, and speak to me, in a sultry, yet soft and innocent voice..
I am NO LONGER ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!
Get thy devil off my shoulder!

Pray for me brothers and sisters in Christ, do not let me be tempted by witchy lesbians again.
:cray:

PRAISE GOD

Alfred King 03-01-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481334)
Hopefully King will win and put a stop to all these atrocities.

Thank you for your support.

Sariel 03-01-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred King (Post 481344)
Thank you for your support.

It's my pleasure. :thumbsup:

Miss Cassandra 03-01-2010 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481334)
Truly an inspiring person. I noticed how he's not liked by most Christians. Pity, he sounds like the perfect mayor, something Freehold could really use.

Oh, but his impopularity among christians is not really a problem. You see, these people have been annexing land from the nearby Des Moines area, against the will of its inhabitants. They did not realize, however, that these people are allowed to vote as well, and mr. King is regarded as a true hero there.:thumbsup:

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I can't express in words how annoyed i am to see parents hitting children, it saddens me deeply aswell, that children have to suffer this daily. Hopefully King will win and put a stop to all these atrocities.
Well, they did it to me daily, I still have many scars over my body from when my father went particularly angry. I hope mr. King will be able to put these crimionals into prison, where they belong!:angry:

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Also, what is Project Habakkuk?
I googled it and it's something about World War 2?
It has nothing to do with that weird WW2 project, though they now like to pretend it is, now that Alfred King started asking questions.
As many witches, I am a very nosy person, and I come a lot in the woods, where much of the Project takes place. It is top secret, and if I would give you too much inside information they would delete my post, so I won't go into detail here.

Let me just say that, if the plan succeeds, many people around the world will notice. However, many parts of it rely on faith instead of technology, so I personally think it will backfire. But not without cost in human lives, I'm afraid.:(

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481338)
Liberal or not, Mr. King is a MARRIED man! Granted, I wouldn't put it past you crazy Wickens to 'revise your plans' to include a fresh piece of meat. You, Missy, are a harlot!

Silly belgican girl. I am not sexually attracted to mr. King, he is more than twice my age. I like guys of my own age, I'm not a christian loser who marries a man of 37 when she is 14 herself.

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 481340)
Cassy, I think we all know why you haven't left, but it can never be. I'm married and I'm not hell bound like you are.

So that's why you always kept inviting me for additional "Private Bible Lessons" when I was eleven, even though I was one of the best at Sunday School. Not that I didn't know that, of course, you never bothered to conceal your lusts for immature girls.:thumbdown:

What's up, isn't your wife giving you enough attention? Or is she just unconscious because you've had a discussion?:lol:

Miss Cassandra 03-01-2010 09:17 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by No Secrets Victoria (Post 481343)
I felt the evil radiate off that witch Cassandra, and come through my computer monitor, and speak to me, in a sultry, yet soft and innocent voice..
I am NO LONGER ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!
Get thy devil off my shoulder!

Pray for me brothers and sisters in Christ, do not let me be tempted by witchy lesbians again.
:cray:

PRAISE GOD

Oh no, that closeted lesbian is back again, fantasizing about me from behind her screen, not realizing, or ignoring, the fact that I'm as straight as possibly can.:thumbdown:

I have an idea, why can't you start a relationship with Pastor Zeke, then you both can be "cured" from your "ungodly lusts.":D

Tekk021 03-01-2010 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481353)
Oh, but his impopularity among christians is not really a problem. You see, these people have been annexing land from the nearby Des Moines area, against the will of its inhabitants. They did not realize, however, that these people are allowed to vote as well, and mr. King is regarded as a true hero there.:thumbsup:



Well, they did it to me daily, I still have many scars over my body from when my father went particularly angry. I hope mr. King will be able to put these crimionals into prison, where they belong!:angry:



It has nothing to do with that weird WW2 project, though they now like to pretend it is, now that Alfred King started asking questions.
As many witches, I am a very nosy person, and I come a lot in the woods, where much of the Project takes place. It is top secret, and if I would give you too much inside information they would delete my post, so I won't go into detail here.

Let me just say that, if the plan succeeds, many people around the world will notice. However, many parts of it rely on faith instead of technology, so I personally think it will backfire. But not without cost in human lives, I'm afraid.:(



Silly belgican girl. I am not sexually attracted to mr. King, he is more than twice my age. I like guys of my own age, I'm not a christian loser who marries a man of 37 when she is 14 herself.



So that's why you always kept inviting me for additional "Private Bible Lessons" when I was eleven, even though I was one of the best at Sunday School. Not that I didn't know that, of course, you never bothered to conceal your lusts for immature girls.:thumbdown:

What's up, isn't your wife giving you enough attention? Or is she just unconscious because you've had a discussion?:lol:

Wow this town seems to be filled with the Crazies Miss Cassie.

Philippe 03-01-2010 09:24 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by Tekk021 (Post 481358)
Wow this town seems to be filled with the Crazies Miss Cassie.

Why don't you introduce yourself properly in the Introduction forum, before insulting True Christians?

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 09:26 PM

Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!
 
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481353)
I come a lot in the woods

I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!


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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra (Post 481353)
Silly belgican girl. I am not sexually attracted to mr. King, he is more than twice my age. I like guys of my own age, I'm not a christian loser who marries a man of 37 when she is 14 herself.

That is not the first time that you have called me 'Belgican'. The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a mormon.

I will have you know that not only am I 100% Caucasian but I am also the PROUD daughter of a United States Marine. I have received training in many different hunting techniques that my father and our friends practice yearly in the marshes near the local Boodist enclave. Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival.

As for me being 14...well, I've been told that I could still pass as a teenager but yours is the most extreme compliment thus far. I have a few years on you, girlie, and I am NOT afraid to give your father a phone call and ask him to remind you about how you should treat your elders.

Sariel 03-01-2010 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481365)
I do not believe that ANYONE asked about your sex life. Disgusting wicken harlot!

Get your mind out of the gutters. How immature.

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481365)
The first time, I was willing to call it an honest mistake and overlook it since you are, after all, a mormon.

I meant to say 'm.o.r.o.n' however, I rather like the word filter here, it improved my post drastically.

Sariel 03-01-2010 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rachel Sue (Post 481375)
I meant to say that you are, after all, a mormon. Sorry, mormon / mormon, I always get those two confused!

Twice. :thumbsup:

Rachel Sue 03-01-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sariel (Post 481381)
Twice. :thumbsup:

Yes, well let's see you type it without an error!


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