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Lycia The Repentant 11-15-2010 10:50 AM

Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Hello friends, if you are reading this topic, you are either a True Christian™ or a filthy, dirty slut. It is the latter group that I am directing this towards and would like to make clear that any time I use the word "you" or any variation thereof in this article I am addressing the whores reading this.

Now, in case you didn't know, I am an ex-prostitute. Though I am filthy and defiled in comparison to a True Christian™ lady who saved herself for marriage, there is perhaps one way in which my damaged goods are a blessing; they can serve as an example to fornicating harlots like yourselves. If you have an "unsaved trash" under your name I hope you will take my advice for what it is; an outpouring of my True Christian™ love for you and my desire to see your soul be Saved©, you miserable sluts. So, without further ado, here is my practical advice as to how to stop being a filthy whore! :)

STEP 1: GET A KJV BIBLE AND START READING IT

This is, inarguably, the most important step to stop being a dirty little fornicator. You need a reason to stop spreading your legs for anybody that gives you a smile and a $5 bill. Well, True Christian
™ men have done the research and the facts speak for themselves. No other religion or morality system tells you not to be a dirty harlot. In fact, the only way you can get the pure, unadulterated (pun-intended! ;)) Truth™ about what happens to whores is by reading the KJV 1611 Bible and following it to the LETTER. Just take a look at some of this important scripture from the book of Proverbs concerning your deathstyle choice:

"To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God. For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life." Proverbs 2:16-18

"Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death." Proverbs 7:25-27

"Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell." Proverbs 9:16-18

You see, not only are you going to Hell, every single man you've ever fornicated with will be there too! All because of your whoredoms. And before you get any ideas just remember that Hell is a lake of fire where you will be too busy burning in agony to be doing anything else so just get THAT idea out of your head, you filthy slut.

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

STEP 2: STOP FORNICATING

The second step in our little program, which absolutely cannot be done without doing the first step, is to STOP FORNICATING. Its really that simple. In fact, I want you all to try this little exercise while you're reading this. Take your right leg and cross it over your left. Go on, try it, I'll be here when you get back.

OK! Now, assuming you're not some sort of Godforsaken cripple, that should have been pretty easy, right? Well, believe it or not, that's all you have to do to stop fornicating! Keep your legs closed! I know this is probably an alien concept to you little strumpets, but trust me, it works! Now, if you successfully completed the leg crossing exercise (those of you who didn't, keep trying! Maybe you'll get it one day.) then you are ready for our next exercise. I want you to go a whole day without getting yourself all spread eagle'd. If you can manage to do that, you should notice that your amounts of fornication for the day have dropped 100%. If you can't manage to do that, well, then just keep trying! Or accept the fact that you are a hellbound slut, I guess. Your decision.

STEP 3: DON'T GET YOURSELF RAPED

Honestly, this pretty much ties in with step #2, but a lot of girls seem to get confused as to whose fault a rape is. It is your fault. You shouldn't have been wearing that skimpy clothing, you shouldn't have been getting drunk at a frat house, and you definitely shouldn't have been giving lapdances to strangers.

STEP 4: INVEST IN A GOOD CHASTITY BELT

It is an indisputable fact that most fornication occurs when a women doesn't have a plate of steel between her ladybits and a tallywhacker. Therefore, the best way to stop fornication from occurring is to invest in a good chastity belt! Now, unfortunately for hygiene purposes, you probably do need to get one with openings in the front and back. That's why I'm trusting you ladies to buy one that you can't even get your pinky finger through the openings (might as well stop two sins with one belt, right harlots?).

Also, make sure you buy one that uses a key, and not some sort of combination locking mechanism. You simply can't trust yourselves, you little harlots. That is why you need to give the key to a man (not a woman, they'll know what you're going through and can't be trusted with the responsibility) you can trust completely, like your local pastor. If you don't have a local pastor (and I have no reason to suspect you do, you filthy whores), then perhaps Landover's very own Rev. Jim Osborne would be willing to help. He runs a ministry for troubled young women, and though I really hate to advertise for him and increase the poor man's workload, somehow I have a feeling he would be willing to hold onto your belt's key and possibly even fly out to you so he can supervise you and help fill you with Jesus's love when the satanic urges feel like they're about to overwhelm you.

STEP 5: GET MARRIED ASAP

Lets face it harlots, your bodies have become used to the sin of fornication. It will feel like you're going insane as your body rebels against you following God's commandments and the demons leave. You will need something to concentrate on that isn't the incessant satanic feelings I am sure you are experiencing at this point. Being a helpmeet for a True Christian
™ man is not only a great thing to keep your mind off of the demons, it is what God created you to do. Besides, you need to get started on making little soldiers for Jesus if you want to be Saved©!

"Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." 1 Timothy 2:15

Oh, and sorry harlots, but I don't think bastards count.

"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD." Deuteronomy 23:2

STEP 6: REJOICE! YOU ARE SAVED©!

Did you follow all of my other advice? Then congratulations! You are Saved
© and will be joining the True Christians™ in Heaven!

That is, as long as you've been reading the KJV 1611 Bible and have been following all of the 600+ commandments in it.

Now, let me leave you with just a little bit of scripture to get you inspired. :innocent:

"I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance." Luke 15:7

EDIT: Please ignore the fact that I can't count. I'm a woman.

Felicity 11-15-2010 12:00 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
@Lycia The Repentant I will get a good chastity belt right away! :)

Brother Harold Porter 11-15-2010 06:58 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Praise Jesus Sister for your witness to the filthy whore! Have you considered a detailed biography of how you ruined so many lives?

The responsibility for my lost years as a degenerate rectum chaser lies squarely with the 15 year old slut that seduced me in my freshman year of high school. Walking home from school, it was under an overpass that she asked me if I had ever "chased the dragon" and before I knew what had happened, the slut had her legs around me and our loins locked together in sinful union.

More whores, many of them much more mature and coaxing me into wicked "techniques", more opiates and narcotics and soon I was swinging both ways, always searching for any available orifice to "explore". And finally a full blown sissyqueer happy as a top, bottom or both at the same time. Sordid depravity that I regret.

But it all began with one young slut. Praise God that your experience will save even one fallen harlot from ruining more lives!

In Christ!

Annie1 11-15-2010 10:24 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
All I have to do are #5 and #6! I hope that daddy finds a nice boy for me to marry soon... maybe I should ask him about it.

Bobby-Joe 11-15-2010 10:57 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 637415)
STEP 3: DON'T GET YOURSELF RAPED
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Honestly, this pretty much ties in with step #2, but a lot of girls seem to get confused as to whose fault a rape is. It is your fault. You shouldn't have been wearing that skimpy clothing, you shouldn't have been getting drunk at a frat house, and you definitely shouldn't have been giving lapdances to strangers.

This point needs to be repeated. I do not know how many women who do their best to force men to rape them and then claim to be the victim. Listen ladies; if you put on a pair of engineer boots, wear baggy pants, a jacket and put your hair up under a cap you are just asking for it! You have no one but yourself to blame if you go slutting about dressed up like a teenage boy. That's just looking for trouble.

BelieverInGod 11-15-2010 11:51 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Wonderful stuff Sister :thumbsup:

Lindroos 11-21-2010 12:50 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Thank you very much, Sister Lycia. I'm going to show this to my girlfriend right away. :)

God bless.

Lycia The Repentant 11-21-2010 01:10 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Thank you all for your kind replies! It is an indisputable fact that fornicating harlots are the number one reason people get sent to Hell. Just look at these alarming statistics!

49.7% of the world's population are women.
0.001% of the world's population is True Christian™ (and that is a very generous estimate).

That means that 49.699% of the world's women are Godless heathens, and 100% of those women want nothing more in life than to drag as many innocent men as possible with them towards the fiery pit of Hell!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter (Post 637596)
Praise Jesus Sister for your witness to the filthy whore! Have you considered a detailed biography of how you ruined so many lives?

I don't know Brother Harold. Do you think people would be interested in reading something like that? It might help win a few more souls for Jesus. :hmmm:

Brother Harold Porter 11-22-2010 01:56 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Praise Jesus Sister!

Exactly. Not only to save the filthy whore, but prevent the fall to prostitution and disgrace in the eyes of God in the first place.

What caused your fall Sister? An awkward moment on the playground? A sleepover without parental supervision? Fumbling in the dark at the movie theater? Playing "Twister"?

Praise God that you have abandoned your sin as we know how God feels about the filthy slut.

Quote:

"Son of man, cause Jerusalem to know her abominations," Ezekial 16:2

"I have caused thee to multiply as the bud of the field, and thou hast increased and waxen great, and thou art come to excellent ornaments: thy breasts are fashioned, and thine hair is grown, whereas thou wast naked and bare." Ezekial 16:7

"I decked thee also with ornaments, and I put bracelets upon thy hands, and a chain on thy neck." Ezekial 16:11
God loves the woman and admires the beauty of His creation. He even gives the lesser sex baubles to wear as He knows they are easily entertained with foolishness.

Quote:

"But thou didst trust in thine own beauty, and playedst the harlot because of thy renown, and pouredst out thy fornications on every one that passed by; his it was." Ezekial 16:15

"And of thy garments thou didst take, and deckedst thy high places with divers colours, and playedst the harlot thereupon: the like things shall not come, neither shall it be so." Ezekial 16:16
God's careful grooming and love of the simpleton woman wasn't enough? Overnight, the conceit and vanity has her servicing every man that walks by? Just trying to understand what happens when a woman chooses to shun God and spread her legs as a slut.

Quote:

"Thou hast played the whore also with the Assyrians, because thou wast unsatiable; yea, thou hast played the harlot with them, and yet couldest not be satisfied." Ezekial 16:28
ALL of the Assyrians and still not satisfied??

Quote:

"They give gifts to all whores: but thou givest thy gifts to all thy lovers, and hirest them, that they may come unto thee on every side for thy whoredom." Ezekial 16:33
Is it the gifts that keep the prostitute in her trade?

Quote:

"Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:" Ezekial 16:35

"Thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thy filthiness was poured out, and thy nakedness discovered through thy whoredoms with thy lovers, and with all the idols of thy abominations, and by the blood of thy children, which thou didst give unto them;" Ezekial 16:36

"Behold, therefore I will gather all thy lovers, with whom thou hast taken pleasure, and all them that thou hast loved, with all them that thou hast hated; I will even gather them round about against thee, and will discover thy nakedness unto them, that they may see all thy nakedness." Ezekial 16:37

"And I will judge thee, as women that break wedlock and shed blood are judged; and I will give thee blood in fury and jealousy." Ezekial 16:38
From an innocent relationship between father and daughter to the point that He will smite her for her wickedness. So sad.

In Christ

MitzaLizalor 11-23-2010 11:38 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
I just can't stop thinking about this. Even when I'm asleep. I know that old serpent is after me..

JOB 20 ©1611
12 Though wickednes be sweet in his mouth, though hee hide it vnder his tongue;
13 Though he spare it, and forsake it not, but keepe it stil within his mouth:
14 Yet his meate in his bowels is turned, it is the gall of Aspes within him.


Yet even as this thing is upon us, the earth trembling and the rushing heat comes a still small voice

I KINGS 19:12 And after the earthquake, a fire, but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire, a still small voice.

..and I hear of something that intrigues me, to try making

Lycia The Repentant 11-23-2010 12:09 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter (Post 641274)
What caused your fall Sister? An awkward moment on the playground? A sleepover without parental supervision? Fumbling in the dark at the movie theater? Playing "Twister"?

All four in quick succession, though not necessarily in that order. :ph34r:

I will be elaborating in my upcoming autobiography though. Half of the proceeds will be going to Landover Baptist Church. :thumbsup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 642161)
I just can't stop thinking about this. Even when I'm asleep. I know that old serpent is after me..

JOB 20 ©1611
12 Though wickednes be sweet in his mouth, though hee hide it vnder his tongue;
13 Though he spare it, and forsake it not, but keepe it stil within his mouth:
14 Yet his meate in his bowels is turned, it is the gall of Aspes within him.


Yet even as this thing is upon us, the earth trembling and the rushing heat comes a still small voice

I KINGS 19:12 And after the earthquake, a fire, but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire, a still small voice.

..and I hear of something that intrigues me, to try making

Pray tell Sister Mitza, hast thou been keeping away from the absinthe? I am finding it a bit difficult to understand your meaning here.

MitzaLizalor 11-23-2010 12:35 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Pray tell Sister Mitza, hast thou been keeping away from the absinthe? I am finding it a bit difficult to understand your meaning here.

somehow this thread has gotten within me

it guided my recent dressmaking activities, and I hope to be witnessing on the dancefloor very soon with garments that I will be handing out to harlots Genesis 3:7 but I also seem to have made capes for whoremongers (they are matt black, so that no-one will be able to see them) but I can't escape the possibility that Satan will pervert my good intentions, and can't stop seeing the lifestyle thou hast described

I need something in this void

..thought the soap might cleanse me (and that I could make some) but am anxious

James 4:4 .. .. could this be the real me?

kuribeibe 11-24-2010 05:46 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
What is a harlot? Something as bad as a goth? Or worse?

Brother Harold Porter 11-25-2010 04:03 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kuribeibe (Post 643031)
What is a harlot? Something as bad as a goth? Or worse?

Synonymous. The harlot (or whore) is the same as the gothic witch.

Both are usually obese and selfish females that will either prostitute their bodies for money and narcotics, or rape the innocent for personal satisfaction.

They are damned and may God smite them.:angry:

In Christ

Billy Bob Jenkins 11-29-2010 07:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kuribeibe (Post 643031)
What is a harlot? Something as bad as a goth? Or worse?

I would like to add that harlots also bring bastards into the world, which is abominable before God, and commit pedophilia on them by breast feeding. More reason that God commands us to burn pregnant harlots.

Genesis 38:24 Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.
Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) 2A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Lycia The Repentant 11-29-2010 08:14 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645559)
(And you said you don't dress like a Goth. Wearing fishnets, AND showing your navel. You certainly wouldn't get picked up by our CHRISTIAN newspaper.) :-(

Congratulations! You've managed to find a picture of me from when I was unSaved©.

Now please stop stalking me and try to stick to the topic of reforming harlots.

Here is more proof that laying with a harlot is a one-way ticket to Hell.

"For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." Proverbs 3:5

Though a harlot's mouth may be smoother than oil, remember she's walking a path towards eternal damnation!

ChristianCrusader 11-29-2010 08:31 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Sorry, cannot send you a private message message.


If this picture and the others are from when you are unsaved, why do you still use them for your profile?


Are you sure you aren't a 50 year old dude sitting in his stim chair with his {} hanging out?


I happen to know that Philadelphia is NOT a big modeling city either. So how'd you get picked up by the wires from a 2ndary outlet?

Lycia The Repentant 11-29-2010 09:33 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645584)
Sorry, cannot send you a private message message.


If this picture and the others are from when you are unsaved, why do you still use them for your profile?


Are you sure you aren't a 50 year old dude sitting in his stim chair with his {} hanging out?


I happen to know that Philadelphia is NOT a big modeling city either. So how'd you get picked up by the wires from a 2ndary outlet?

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Proverbs 6:16-19

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." Exodus 20:16

"Neither shalt thou bear false witness against thy neighbour."
Deuteronomy 5:20

"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish." Proverbs 19:9

"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." Matthew 24:24

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

Friend, I freely admit I have a past and am working towards Salvation. But rather than worrying about me, why don't you worry about your own immortal soul? I've included some scripture you may want to think about.

kuribeibe 11-29-2010 10:03 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Goths should be castrated or sterilised, so they couldn`t bring more poor kids into this world. The surely wouldn`t be good parents! Worshipping satan and being a mother....:(

BelieverInGod 11-29-2010 10:10 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645584)
Sorry, cannot send you a private message message.


If this picture and the others are from when you are unsaved, why do you still use them for your profile?


Are you sure you aren't a 50 year old dude sitting in his stim chair with his {} hanging out?


I happen to know that Philadelphia is NOT a big modeling city either. So how'd you get picked up by the wires from a 2ndary outlet?

I just love how you call us the intollerant ones, yet you are the one who won't let her past lay. God has forgiven Lycia for her past sins. She has turned her life around and is living according to the KJV Bible, yet YOU won't forgive her for her previous sins. I realize that you atheists think that you know better than God, but how can you call yourself tolerant when all you really want to do is drag people back into the gutters that they have crawled out of? It makes me sick that you have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who wants to straighten their lives out. Instead you give drugs to addicts and condoms to perverts and call that "tolerance".

It makes me sick.

Benedict A. Davis 11-29-2010 10:42 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. I, for one, believe you should not replace this old picture of past life but keep it as a reminder that the Lord will give his love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.
Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

and remember

Luke 5:20 And when he saw their faith, he said unto him, Man, thy sins are forgiven thee.
It is known that your faith is strong and prayers are with you.
YIC

ChristianCrusader 11-30-2010 04:07 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis (Post 645636)
Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.

Come on man, I never said she was a harlot. Those modeling photos of her are tame. It is just that I ecognized the first one, only peripherally, but the second one I had SEEN, just a week ago! That is a new photo, not one that is from a "past life."

BelieverInGod 11-30-2010 04:10 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis (Post 645636)
Young Sister Lycia,
You do know that the devil comes in many Guises, He has tried to tempt you with a hedonistic lifestyle which you survived and came to join his flock . Now he is trying to shame you into believing that you are not worthy of his Love by reminding you of your past transgressions. I, for one, believe you should not replace this old picture of past life but keep it as a reminder that the Lord will give his love to a Harlot if she is willing to give herself to him.
Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Ephesians 2:9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

and remember

Luke 5:20 And when he saw their faith, he said unto him, Man, thy sins are forgiven thee.
It is known that your faith is strong and prayers are with you.
YIC

AMEN.

Sister Lycia is a True Christian™ woman, and now this pervert wants videos of her so that he can do unspeakable things while watching them.

I am so tired of the Perverts who come here and say all of the sick twisted things to the True Christian™ women. Then they can't understand why we are happy with our True Christian™ men. Why should someone like Lycia be out in the sickular world where she is considered nothing more than a piece of meat for the wolves.

Oh and dumbass, have you ever considered the fact that she could have moved? Or traveled? Because those couldn't be the answer, could they. No you have to have your perverted fantasies. I guess it's a good thing that you don't have PM privileges, or you would be hounding her for naked pictures, wouldn't you.

Sick twisted pervert.

ChristianCrusader 11-30-2010 05:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 645815)
AMEN.

Sister Lycia is a True Christian™ woman, and now this pervert wants videos of her so that he can do unspeakable things while watching them.

I am so tired of the Perverts who come here and say all of the sick twisted things to the True Christian™ women. Then they can't understand why we are happy with our True Christian™ men. Why should someone like Lycia be out in the sickular world where she is considered nothing more than a piece of meat for the wolves.

Oh and dumbass, have you ever considered the fact that she could have moved? Or traveled? Because those couldn't be the answer, could they. No you have to have your perverted fantasies. I guess it's a good thing that you don't have PM privileges, or you would be hounding her for naked pictures, wouldn't you.

Sick twisted pervert.



Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?

Pastor Ezekiel 11-30-2010 05:38 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645870)
Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?

How about you shut your yap and start giving praise to God? :threaten:

Seth Campbell 11-30-2010 05:40 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645870)
Or howabout just a modern photo that isn't from the stock archive? It could be a video of her sayin hi'yall.



And as for her "moving," why are the photos NEW?

Look, I really don't understand what kind of stalker, pervert you are, but leave the poor girl alone. Why should she do anything for you? I think perhaps you should let us have your home address so that we can turn you into the authorities for internet stalking.

So lets have it, post your legal name and address here.

LordHaveMercy 11-30-2010 06:05 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645813)

Prove me wrong, Lycia, that you aren't posing under a genuine photo (I obviously am) and post a video of yourself.

I don't think you understand that Unsaved Trash such as yourself does not get to make demands here, especially of a very nice True Christian Lady. :angry:

Mt.HermonSantaCruz90 11-30-2010 01:36 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.

Lisa H 11-30-2010 02:00 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by Mt.HermonSantaCruz90 (Post 645989)
I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.

You can have a look at the cover of SLUT Magazine, a link is in my signature.

Lycia The Repentant 11-30-2010 02:33 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by Mt.HermonSantaCruz90 (Post 645989)
I know this is a little off topic but I was wondering how your (Lycia) clothing has changed? What is considered to be appropriate for a Christian woman to wear and what is inappropriate? I had always been under the belief that as long as the fabrics were not mixed, nothing tight- just fitting, and covered as much of the body as possible was what to aim for but after reading through a few threads I fell as though I should ask so I may be well advised.

Of course Sister, I would be happy to help. A very important part of not being a harlot is not dressing like one, and I have uploaded (offsite of course, to protect the forums from demons) a picture of myself before I was Saved© for educational purposes and will illustrate with scripture exactly how sinful I was being.

WARNING! PLEASE PRAY BEFORE VIEWING AS THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF DEMONIC ATTIRE

"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;" 1 Timothy 2:19

First of all, you can see that my attire was not modest, sober, and I had no sense of shame in this photo. Notice I also had broided hair, which means I was being doubly sinful here. Please take note that although I was not wearing gold, pearls or costly array here, that does not make it acceptable to do so.

"Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;"
1 Peter 3:3

As I said, my hair is plaited in the photo, which is definitely sinful. Also, what I am wearing cannot be called normal clothing, but it definitely counts as strange apparel, as I will show with the next verse.

"And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel." Zephaniah 1:8

Like I said, that apparel is most definitely strange.

"And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart." Proverbs 7:10

I included this to show that if people wear the clothes of a harlot, then they are a harlot. Read Proverbs 7 for more clarification!

"And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window." 2 Kings 9:30

Jezebel herself painted her face, like I did in that photo. I think we can agree Jezebel was a filthy whore who young women should not be emulating.
"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28

Dressing in an immodest way like that encourages men to lust after you, which means they are guilty of fornication and will be sent to Hell unless they repent. Please remember that is completely the woman's fault when this happens.

"Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee." Leviticus 19:19

You were right that mixed garments are explicitly forbidden. Please note how that garment was mixed.

"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28

This doesn't have to do with clothing per se, but you will see that I had printed marks upon me. Not only was it very expensive to remove, it was also very sinful!

So, a True Christian™ would look like the exact opposite of that. They would be wearing a modest skirt or dress, not displaying their navel, not wearing make-up, they would have their done in a modest, unbraided manner, and they wouldn't have any tattoos or markings. They would also not be hanging around in an abandoned building or wearing a face-mask, so those are two other things to consider.

I hope this has helped clear things up for you Sister. Praise Him! :)

Gabriel Reproba 11-30-2010 07:46 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader (Post 645814)
It is just that I ecognized the first one, only peripherally, but the second one I had SEEN, just a week ago! That is a new photo, not one that is from a "past life."

Correct me if I am wrong, but if this guy has seen your images a week *before* you uploaded them, he must be a genuine stalker who either broke into your apartment or hacked your computer and followed you here. I officially request that our moderators report this to the local authorities. (If he crossed state lines doing this, then report him to the Feds.) Seriously, this is disturbing.

MitzaLizalor 12-01-2010 01:10 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
It is valuable, I feel, that people are aware of what attire is what. Recently I have been working in an environment where the raiment you have posted here (and in another place) would be considered normal - in that it is the sort of thing that the majority would be wearing.

I will stick to the wording of that short (linked) definition: garments of this type..
http://u8353.direct.atpic.com/39024/0/2053832/0.jpg

..are not "the same as would be expected" - dressing like this would be "unusual" (but nobody would mind). Whether one were a prostitute or not, clothing tends towards the outré, fancy dress is popular and the "ordinary" mode of dress is flamboyant in the extreme. That is the norm.

Of course it is entirely possible to wear fancy dress (e.g. a gorilla suit) and still be modest. In this environment ones availability as a prostitute is indicated by other means.

Thank you for raising the issue, Lycia - it will be of much value to some of the teenagers seeking the path to tread. Satan extends temptation in the direction of all young women, and I admire your courage in exposing yourself to his jibes in this way.

ZoeyNeedsGod 12-06-2010 11:58 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town :D I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution :fear2: But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, :thumbsup: thanks again Miss Lycia!

MitzaLizalor 12-07-2010 12:04 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Sister Lycia is a capable seamstress, and might be able to help. I have been making some similar apparatus for handing out on dancefloors, but unfortunately at our last junket they were mainly being worn by the young gentlemen :fear2:

I had not anticipated that..

PROVERBS 6:12-14,18 ©1611
12 A naughtie person, a wicked man walketh with a froward mouth.
13 He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his feete, hee teacheth with his fingers.
14 Frowardnesse is in his heart, he deuiseth mischiefe continually, he soweth discord..
18 An heart that deuiseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischiefe:

Lycia The Repentant 12-07-2010 02:04 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by ZoeyNeedsGod (Post 649053)
Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town :D I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution :fear2: But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, :thumbsup: thanks again Miss Lycia!

You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful. :)

Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.

http://www.about-knowledge.com/wp-co...stity-belt.jpg

Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
Proverbs 31:10

You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises! :thumbsup:

ZoeyNeedsGod 12-07-2010 02:47 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 649101)
You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful. :)

Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.

http://www.about-knowledge.com/wp-co...stity-belt.jpg

Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
Proverbs 31:10

You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises! :thumbsup:

Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! :) They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day :) Thanks again

Brother Harold Porter 12-07-2010 02:53 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by ZoeyNeedsGod (Post 649118)
Hmm.. well I'll definately look into that! And yes, I'm trying my hardest! :) They're crossed right now! Titus 2:3-5 'The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed." thank you for doing just that with me, Miss Lycia! (not that you're "AGED" you're just older than me) And you seem like a great role model to young True Christians, which I can only hope the good people of this forum will view me as one day :) Thanks again

Praise Christ that our Sister Lycia saves another!

Walk with Jesus Zoey.:thumbsup:

In Him

Benedict A. Davis 12-07-2010 03:09 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Here is some reading on chastity belts if it is of interest to you.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...chastity+belts
In fact there is much written here at LBC on the devices for young ladies and young men as well.

ZoeyNeedsGod 12-07-2010 07:17 PM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis (Post 649130)
Here is some reading on chastity belts if it is of interest to you.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...chastity+belts
In fact there is much written here at LBC on the devices for young ladies and young men as well.

Thank you! I should have looked around more before asking silly questions!

Brother Harold Porter 01-11-2011 04:01 AM

Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot
 
Sister Lycia,

Not sure why or how I got this in my electronic mail. Can you help this poor thing? I have no idea what to do with this.

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id like to stoop being a hooker but it is the oldest professsion in the world and serves many purposess. it doesnt really hurt anybody and is my onlyu sourrce of money. if i stop andd belieeve in Jesus how will I make any moneyy?

shelly


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