Frightening Lieberal Singers....
Friends,
Today I have been shocked. Whilst going about my Godly business in a godless city, I happened to hear the singing of some negro eminating from some speakers of sorts. The tune seemed quite Christian -- very mellow, certainly nothing that anyone but a dirty negro would want to dance to! However, once the words began to become clear, I could not contain my rage and immediately jammed a fork into the speaker.... Quote:
Let us take back the airwaves for Jesus -- I suggest we all invest in radio-wave propogating equipment and broadcast nothing but the Bible 24/7! |
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*shakes his head*
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Have you anything useful to add, homer, or are you just looking for attention?
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Has this heathen made any progress in accepting Jesus' generous offering of Eternal Life, or is he fated to tickle Satan's turgid tallywhacker for the rest of time?
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However, to get the very best listening when not within our walls, I always recommend downloading Pastor Deacon Fred's Sermons on to your listening device and play them back on a continuous loop. Praise Jesus™ for the Godly© Pastor Deacon Fred. Downloads Here |
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