Local Boy Turns Retard
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I keep hitting my second youngest son with the edge of an oar, in the same spot on the head, for choosing to behave like a retarded. He just acts more and more retard. Perhaps he is the reason Christ had to suffer so much. :angry:
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Is your pool Ok Pastor? I trust the marble did not get stained. Was it the one next to your chapel office or the one off of the exercise room?
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Get that boy to a hospital...
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Hell, we could even get him to collect donations, |
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You should go down to their trailer and hear the boy for yourself. He's a full-on retard. :lol: |
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Im' real sorry Pastor Ezekal Sir that son wasnt' never right in the head to begin with now hes' gone and made hisself worse i aint' got no idea why my kids didnt' turn out better but i guess if God would of wanted me to have smarter kids He would of blessed me with them.
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Perhaps I should spend some time ministering to him. A sleepover on Saturday night, perhaps?
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Hi their Mr. Alex Sir may bee you should ive' tried every thing i dissiplin (sp?) my kids just like the Pastors show me in the Bible and just like my daddy done to me but nothing works may bee your the answer to my prayers.
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What do they expect you to do in the mean time, ride a golf cart all the way to the other side of the house when you need to quick dip to cool off after a hard work out with your personal trainer? The lack of respect these days is frightening! |
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Does the church organ have an option where the music can sound like an organ grinder? |
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea . . . Might that not encourage furryism? |
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Oh, but the kids would LOVE it!
Maybe he can just be set loose in the Sunday school part? . |
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Then again, and you being the guy always looking for a laugh; you most likely just put your knee on his adam's apple and just kept it there until you couldn't laugh anymore. |
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... But you're the one that wants to be let loose in Sunday School right? |
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The true pro's use a bottle of malt liquour as part of their "how I roll'" look. |
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Help me yaaaa! Please help me! Please help me ya for God's fuckinga sake. I'ma starting to see the blacka snakea! Jesusa Zeke! Jesusa Deaner! Jesusa Mistress Cookie!!! I sweara; I never sin againa. Please, pleasa... help this old mana... pleasa!!!!!! |
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