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Nobar King 11-05-2010 04:41 PM

Even a girl can have a computer!
 
This one should make her feel right at home::thumbsup:
http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q...erforgirls.jpg

Dutch Girl 11-05-2010 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 630886)
This one should make her feel right at home:

Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?

Ofc. Don W. Richards 11-05-2010 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 630902)
Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?

Is it lazy to expect your waiter to bring you your food in a restaurant? Is it lazy to expect your mailman to bring you your mail?

Since when is it lazy to expect somebody to do their job?

Nice logic, lady. :wacko:

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-05-2010 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 630902)
Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?

So, you think a man should work all week, then come home to a lazy woman who has done nothing but watch TV all day, then cook his own meals and clean the house and do the laundry, all while the cow he married sits around doing nothing?

A marriage is a partnership. The man earns the money, the woman spends it. But she also has to take care of the household.

BelieverInGod 11-05-2010 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 630911)
So, you think a man should work all week, then come home to a lazy woman who has done nothing but watch TV all day, then cook his own meals and clean the house and do the laundry, all while the cow he married sits around doing nothing?

A marriage is a partnership. The man earns the money, the woman spends it. But she also has to take care of the household.

AMEN BROTHER!

Femnazi's aren't going to be happy until the roles are completely reversed to what God intended. Although, I look at that picture and think that a man obviously made it since they're not exactly expert on how an iron works. Or maybe it was a femnazi, they know even less than men. At least my husband was able to rewire my iron when the cord got frayed.

Brother Scott 11-05-2010 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 630902)
Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blo...ed/womenad.jpg

barton 11-05-2010 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 630939)
Femnazi's aren't going to be happy until the roles are completely reversed to what God intended.

I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...NRpVL1Jhxa7Aw=

Scarlet Wynter 11-05-2010 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by barton (Post 631000)
I think it's deeper than role reversal. All feminists are lesbians, after all. They don't want straight men in their homes. They don't want straight men around at all! They'd rather that every man was a prissy fag, taking orders from them dykes.

Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

I pray for the day God destroys these harpies.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...NRpVL1Jhxa7Aw=

Wow. What an... interesting fantasy world you live in.:thumbdown:

Jesus is Lord 11-05-2010 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 630902)
Because you are too lazy to do it yourself? Let me guess, you are a bachelor?

Men and women have different roles in life. Men work outside the home and make money while women take care of the home.

Men are in charge and women like you are supposed to follow.

1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1 Peter 3:1-6 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; 2While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. 3Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; 4But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. 5For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

Proverbs 31:10-31 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
11The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
12She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
13She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
14She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
15She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
16She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
17She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
18She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
19She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
20She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
21She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
22She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
23Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
24She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
25Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
26She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
27She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
28Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
29Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
30Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
31Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

Titus 2:3-5 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

BelieverInGod 11-05-2010 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Scarlet Wynter (Post 631010)
Wow. What an... interesting fantasy world you live in.:thumbdown:

Quit lying, it's not a fantasy world. I've heard it straight from the mouths of women. They want men out of the picture, "men" are the reason for everything wrong in the world, blah, blah, blah. They want to kill most men, and only keep the gay men around (because they're pretty much women in mens bodies) to supply sperm. They even spell women as "womyn" because they don't want to use the word "men".

Somehow when your 25+ and not married, they assume you're a lesbian just like they are. Truth be told, there just weren't any True Christian men about.

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-05-2010 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by barton (Post 631000)
Ultimately, they want all men gone. They fund research for ways to make natural sperm obsolete... allowing them to just abort all male babies from then on.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...NRpVL1Jhxa7Aw=

Is that what their demon sperm looks like?! :fear2:

James Dewitt 11-06-2010 03:56 AM

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I ask you this, does a computer aid a female in doing her work? Will it help her clean, cook and birth children? I don't think so.:thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 11-06-2010 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 631307)
I ask you this, does a computer aid a female in doing her work? Will it help her clean, cook and birth children? I don't think so.:thumbsup:

That is a bit old fashioned Brother James. My wife uses the computer for online shopping which means she does not have to go to dangerous shopping malls and has more time to cook and clean. Also when my mother in law turned 100 last month, we just sent her an e-mail instead of visiting her, saving lots of time.

Annie1 11-06-2010 01:21 PM

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Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.

Scarlet Wynter 11-06-2010 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 631037)
Quit lying, it's not a fantasy world. I've heard it straight from the mouths of women. They want men out of the picture, "men" are the reason for everything wrong in the world, blah, blah, blah. They want to kill most men, and only keep the gay men around (because they're pretty much women in mens bodies) to supply sperm. They even spell women as "womyn" because they don't want to use the word "men".

Somehow when your 25+ and not married, they assume you're a lesbian just like they are. Truth be told, there just weren't any True Christian men about.

First time I've heard of it.

BelieverInGod 11-06-2010 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Annie1 (Post 631466)
Online shopping is great! If you do all your shopping online your daddy or husband can stand beside you and make sure you're spending his hard earned money on the right things and not on girly frilly useless things.

AMEN!

Also you can spend your money with Godly companies and not have to deal with the sickularst companies. It is also easier to find True Christian™ gifts!

James Dewitt 11-12-2010 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 631382)
That is a bit old fashioned Brother James. My wife uses the computer for online shopping which means she does not have to go to dangerous shopping malls and has more time to cook and clean. Also when my mother in law turned 100 last month, we just sent her an e-mail instead of visiting her, saving lots of time.

My mother,my Grandmother never had a computer. No I think all a computer will do for a female is distract her from her duties. Females have become spoiled brats, all of them just want more fancy things. Sure they tell you that a new washing machine will give them more time to do other house work. I think all the modern stuff just gives them time to sit on the sofa and eat bon bons. What is to stop a woman from going to interweb sights that promote equal rights, and other such silly notions? Whats next will they want to have equal say in the home?

Billy Bob Jenkins 11-12-2010 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 635564)
My mother,my Grandmother never had a computer. No I think all a computer will do for a female is distract her from her duties. Females have become spoiled brats, all of them just want more fancy things. Sure they tell you that a new washing machine will give them more time to do other house work. I think all the modern stuff just gives them time to sit on the sofa and eat bon bons. What is to stop a woman from going to interweb sights that promote equal rights, and other such silly notions? Whats next will they want to have equal say in the home?

Before I moved to Freehold, when I was married to Ethel, curse her lexbeanic ways, I could not let her do any sort of shopping, online or at the store. Although, early on in the marriage before Ethel started to become recalcitrant, I allowed her to order from the internet. I figured, at the time, that this was better than letting her go into town and be around real people who have sex organs and things. But wouldn't fate have it, Ethel started sneaking around to lezbeeun porn sites and playing with herself in front of the computer. I had to ban her from the computer all together. But this didn't mean it was okay for Ethel to go into town by herself. It meant I had to shoulder the burden myself.

I would advise you, Brother, to have one of your mexican'ts do your shopping. Never trust a woman with your money.

Hillary Clinton 11-12-2010 07:16 PM

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I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!

Dutch Girl 11-12-2010 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hillary Clinton (Post 635587)
I prefer real computers. Windows 7 is my favorite!

I would have never expected to find you on this forum. :o


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