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Johny Joe Hold 12-12-2020 04:19 PM

It's not "the vaccine," It's "the Trump vaccine"
 
We True Christians™ have an obligation. It is to keep the public informed about why there is a cure for the Coronavirus. While the word "vaccination" is a little less cumbersome we need to insist the term "the Trump Vaccine" is used. President Trump must receive proper credit for his relentless work in bringing to us.

As I understand it when things get really rolling there will be announcements as to where and when people can receive the cure. These should be called, "Trump Vaccination Dates" or "Trump Vaccination Appointments Available."

Let's not forget there is the "Salk Vaccine" for polio named after its founder. If we insist on using the proper term now I have no doubt others will do the same.

WWJDnow 12-12-2020 06:06 PM

Re: It's not "the vaccine," It's "the Trump vaccine"
 
A Trump vaccine is exactly what we Americans need the most right now.

Isabella White 12-12-2020 07:36 PM

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Oh, yes, how I agree! Why, it's because of the outstanding leadership and dedication of our beloved President Trump that we now have a vaccine to fight that dreaded Chinese flu bug.

And, since this must be given proper recognition as "The Trump Vaccine", then it's only fitting that our gracious President be the first to receive it!

The Rev. Dwight Williams 12-14-2020 12:58 AM

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The liberal media refuse to report this, because they don't want to give President Trump any creditation he deserve, but the president personally assumated command of the vaccine projects at Pfizer and Moderna.


My sources on the inside been telling me Trump come to work in a white lab coat and was responsible for the breakthrough that was needed to create the vaccine!


President Trump truly has a big, beautiful mind!



Not many people realize our great president, in addition to his bigly degrees from Wharton, trained as a virologistory expert and he know how to use microscopes and all that.


So yes, we should call it the Trump Vaccine, or maybe Vaccine by Trump™, an people should have to buy tickets to Trump Vaccine: The Experience.

Johny Joe Hold 12-14-2020 10:06 PM

Re: It's not "the vaccine," It's "the Trump vaccine"
 
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Originally Posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams (Post 1277995)
The liberal media refuse to report this, because they don't want to give President Trump any creditation he deserve, but the president personally assumated command of the vaccine projects at Pfizer and Moderna.

So yes, we should call it the Trump Vaccine, or maybe Vaccine by Trump™, an people should have to buy tickets to Trump Vaccine: The Experience.

Today and tomorrow the first lucky people will receive Trump Vaccine. I would guess wherever the vaccinations take place it will be within earshot of others. This is an opportunity to say loudly, THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!!

Brother Gonzalez 12-15-2020 12:28 PM

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We are just starting to watch why this plague was sent by God.

I mean, there is no "mexican" vaccine. Trump vaccine, yes; even Russian, English, German and Chinese vaccine.


The Trump vaccine is meant to be used ONLY within the borders of the US of A. If the treator Biden starts sending it to other countries, well, then God's intention could not be done and again, is Satan's win.


Let the Mexicans die from Covid, as God intended.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-15-2020 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1278042)
The Trump vaccine is meant to be used ONLY within the borders of the US of A.

The Trump-Pfizer vaccine is already being used in Godless Britain. This is an absolute OUTRAGE!!!!

However, it is only being given to people over the age of 80 and the physically deficient - I guess maybe this is being done on the President's instructions, to check whether it kills anyone?

Phil Ander 12-15-2020 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1278045)
The Trump-Pfizer vaccine is already being used in Godless Britain. This is an absolute OUTRAGE!!!!

However, it is only being given to people over the age of 80 and the physically deficient - I guess maybe this is being done on the President's instructions, to check whether it kills anyone?

The President needs to set up a priority list. I would suggest
1. Trump Family (NOT Mary Trump)
2. Pastor Zeke and Paula White
3. VIPs (Sean Hannity, Rudy, Flynn, Kayleigh, Roger Stone)
4. Loyal Republican politicians (Mitch, Lindsay and the 106 who supported the Texas Law suit)
5. Political Donors ($1 million and above)
6. Mar a Lago Club members
7. White Healthcare workers
8. Proud Boys
9. Registered Republicans in Red States - except RINOs
10. Nascar drivers, support teams and officials


Thats just a start. I have plenty of suggestions for bottom of the list. Mitt Romney should be the last person in the USA who ever gets vaccinated. Joe Biden is the second last.

MitzaLizalor 12-15-2020 03:24 PM

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Would it be appropriate to vaccinate heretics? After all they tell us they have semi-direct access to Heaven and Purgatory and Limbo and Hell and the Akashic Records (whatever they are) and that by a transfer of funds, entreaties will be rewarded. Semi- in this case means via one of their popes (4 currently, I think?) or patriarchs or witchdoctors or other wealth recipients and mutterers general. Although witchdoctors tend to whoop and ululate rather than mutter but you get the idea. If they request a vaccine, how is that not an admission of centuries of deception?

Johny Joe Hold 12-15-2020 03:41 PM

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I'd suggest putting Jews as among the very last as well. When they killed Jesus they put themselves last in line.

MitzaLizalor 12-15-2020 04:21 PM

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Revelation 22:14-16 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie. I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

What constitutes an idolator is well enough explained throughout The Old Testament and covers the various forms of catholicism. The orthodoxes. The copts. Blatant idolators, whatever rot they dream up to excuse themselves, right there at the bottom of the list. Sorcerers are pretty much self-explanatory: witchdoctors, astrologists, crystal gazers and the like. Dogs. What does The Bible have to illuminate this category? I checked out Philippians.

Philippians 2:27 – 3:3 For indeed he [Epaphroditus] was sick nigh unto death: but God had mercy on him; and not on him only, but on me also, lest I should have sorrow upon sorrow. I sent him therefore the more carefully, that, when ye see him again, ye may rejoice, and that I may be the less sorrowful. Receive him therefore in the Lord with all gladness; and hold such in reputation: because for the work of Christ he was nigh unto death, not regarding his life, to supply your lack of service toward me. Finally, my brethren, rejoice in the Lord. To write the same things to you, to me indeed is not grievous, but for you it is safe. Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision. For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh.

That covers your suggestion. I have a feeling there will be more categories at the bottom of this list than the top. There are people in the world who reject God's opinion on such topics, thinking they've made up something better for themselves. But if that were possible why would The Bible ever have been necessary at all? If better value systems can be dreamed up looking at the moon or hatched through observation and measurement and debate, wouldn't The Gospel be a retarding factor? Wouldn't the world have gone backwards as soon as its precepts were implemented on any scale at all? Wouldn't the results of earlier observations, measurements and debates have been lost? Even deliberately destroyed? — In that case there could be no Salvation. And yet in Revelation it's explained how Jesus will return to take His bride, freeing us from plague forever!

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/atta...9&d=1607216829Thank you Jesus

Thank you Lord

The Rev. Dwight Williams 12-17-2020 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1278042)
We are just starting to watch why this plague was sent by God.

I mean, there is no "mexican" vaccine. Trump vaccine, yes; even Russian, English, German and Chinese vaccine.

The Trump vaccine is meant to be used ONLY within the borders of the US of A. If the treator Biden starts sending it to other countries, well, then God's intention could not be done and again, is Satan's win.

Let the Mexicans die from Covid, as God intended.

Not all the Mexicans, however, because as the harlot Meghan McCain once pointed out, if you eliminate all the Messicans, who's gonna mow the lawn, watch the kids and bus the tables?





That there Chinese vaccine and Russian vaccine ain't been tested, so I won't be surprised if those commies mutate into the cockroaches we all know them to be.


No, sir, we do not share our Trump Vaccine with no communist Chinese!

Pastor Ezekiel 12-17-2020 12:12 PM

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Covfefe! I'd never ever take a vaccine to become an assburger if this particular shot hadn't been designed by Donnie Himself with more than a tiny bit of Spiritual support from yours truly™. As I am a robust yet lithe and extremely fit young man, it is my duty to wait for the vaccine until those at higher risk have been given theirs. I am also still here in the Philippines and the waiting list here is a long one, so I won't be having my turn until next Wednesday, December the 23rd together with my houseboys. I am positive that I don't need it but I am willing to put my life on the line for y'all, capische? I also urge everyone to take their shots before January 20th next year, as the Demoncrats will probably keep it to themselves immediately after the Harris woman takes office.

AND I think that because of my continued support and prayers that were instrumental in the design of this Vaccine, it should be called the Trump-Flint vaccine from now on!

:badmood:The tithes are not flowing this way effectively enough. Do something!

Johny Joe Hold 12-17-2020 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1278138)

AND I think that because of my continued support and prayers that were instrumental in the design of this Vaccine, it should be called the Trump-Flint vaccine from now on!

Biden will be vaccinated in a few days. Let's demand he thank President Trump and Pastor Zeke for making this life saving vaccine available.

MitzaLizalor 12-18-2020 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1278138)
Covfefe! I'd never ever take a vaccine to become an assburger if this particular shot hadn't been designed by Donnie Himself with more than a tiny bit of Spiritual support from yours truly™. As I am a robust yet lithe and extremely fit young man, it is my duty to wait for the vaccine until those at higher risk have been given theirs.

Your fiancée is very lucky to have met you.

handmaiden 12-19-2020 02:18 AM

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The vaccine should win Trump another Nobel Peace Prize. I saw a very informed woman on TV point out that he has four of them already and yet no one ever seems to talk about it.

Dennis Lukes 12-22-2020 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1278062)
I'd suggest putting Jews as among the very last as well. When they killed Jesus they put themselves last in line.

Glory!


The Jews have been cruising for a bruising this year. How many times has that Democrat Cuomo had to scold them for holding ILLEGAL gatherings and generally Jewing it up in defiance of local law and common sense? Most of the deaths in NY can and should be blamed on the Jews, as should the death of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST. Also that Jew Chuck Schumer (along with Papist Pelosi) has taken advantage of the pandemic to usher in communism in the form of stimulus checks. Once this is all over, we need to deal with them once and for all. Convert to Christianity or go back to Israel. Jews will not replace us and they are not welcome here.

MitzaLizalor 12-30-2020 05:31 AM

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How does God record involvement of the type you mention? So many people come up with ideas of their own or doctrinaire positions based on stuff written by "humanists" (or worse) having no basis in reality.

What is reality? Imagine if I spun up some of this lovely brown wool, made a Fair Isle pattern for a scarf, maybe even knitted up the scarf. Then someone comes along and says, "Oh, yeah, I know all about Fair Isle scarves blah blah, simple repeating pattern blah blah, that's obviously a McGrunt etc., etc.," but it isn't. It's one I just made up. Reality in this case differs from what that someone said.



God has also supplied a pattern for the wonderful world He made for us to live in. Sometimes people come along and say, "Oh, yeah, I know all about God's pattern blah blah, it's this or that or something else blah blah, what you're proposing is obviously wrong etc., etc.," but it isn't.

Reality is always easy to confirm: simply compare the claims with the original. The left-hand pair of patterns [above] are correct. The smaller shows the snowflake I came up with, the larger gives a bit more detail, either may be compared to the scarf. No matter where you look it will always agree with reality, whether a tiny fragment or the whole thing. The right-hand pair are also a repeating pattern BUT NOT THE ONE I DESIGNED.

God's design is recorded in The Bible. Some people think they know better than God or think they can obligate Him in some way by nitpicking over details in a way He never intended. Others announce that God does not exist. They are free to do so but really need to explain where they're getting their information. If they don't agree with The Bible on one point (for example if they reject the idea of Jesus as the Lamb Of God) how can they point to some other passage (for example that blood is required for remission of sins) and retain their integrity? If they think The Bible is wrong they should say so; if they have some other pattern for live, different from God's pattern, they need to explain what's wrong with Him. In this case though it's very easy to confirm reality by reading Christ's Own Words and the words of those who opposed Him.

Matthew 23:23-27; 27:22-25 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone. Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel. Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess. Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also. Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.


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