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Johny Joe Hold 09-17-2021 03:59 PM

No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...37l8Q&usqp=CAU


Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)

handmaiden 09-17-2021 07:44 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1289449)
Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...37l8Q&usqp=CAU


Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)

Honestly, if those refugees had just accepted Jesus and built a few churches (we certainly gave them enough money) then they would never had been homeless.

Either Jesus would have defeated the Taliban through spiritual means or the U.S.A. would have stayed to support a Bible-believing ally. I KNOW that Trump would never have deserted our fellow Christians!

Brother Gonzalez 09-17-2021 08:39 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

Basilissa 09-17-2021 08:45 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1289466)
If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

:fear2: Don't even mention such a horrible possibility! These people would convert a perfectly manicured lawn into a landmine field!

handmaiden 09-17-2021 09:33 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1289466)
If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1289467)
:fear2: Don't even mention such a horrible possibility! These people would convert a perfectly manicured lawn into a landmine field!

Do those people know how to crochet? 'Cause they could occupy themselves making--you know--afghans. It seems like a natural fit.

WilliamJenningsBryan 09-18-2021 04:39 AM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1289466)
If those Afghan try to start a lawn mowing business they will face a strong opposition from my former people.

My former people did not scape misfortune and poverty just to encounter competition from ragheads and other disgusting people.

The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up. Also, there is no camel parking in Freehold.

Didymus Much 09-18-2021 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1289483)
The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up...

But it includes fertilizing, at no extra charge. :thumbsup:

Johny Joe Hold 09-18-2021 02:10 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1289483)
The Afghan idea of a lawn mowing business is to herd their goats over to your property and come back a few days later to pick them up. Also, there is no camel parking in Freehold.

I had not thought about the ragheads and their goats. Will we all have to eat goat meat? No thank you, not in Freehold.

This airlift of refugees reminds me of what a terrible mistake this country made by electing sleepy Joe instead of reelecting Donald Trump (leaving aside for the moment the election steal).

Trump was a master at firing people and moving on to other people. Some call it "throwing them under the bus" but it was just a good business practice. When someone else can make you more money the current person is gone.

That's why we would not have these refugees who helped the U.S. coming here if Trump were President. They were paid for their services over there, now they are fired. They are yesterday, no longer useful to we patriotic Americans. We in Freehold will not let go of the genius of Donald Trump.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 09-18-2021 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1289471)
Do those people know how to crochet? 'Cause they could occupy themselves making--you know--afghans. It seems like a natural fit.

I've no idea what a crochet is but it would certainly be easier to stomach letting in thousands of refugees if they would each bring a tray of these.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...han_II_MRD.jpg

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 09-18-2021 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1289498)
I've no idea what a crochet is but it would certainly be easier to stomach letting in thousands of refugees if they would each bring a tray of these.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...han_II_MRD.jpg

Those do look tasty, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir! As some of you know, here in Godless England there have been problems getting domestic and outdoor staff since Britain seceded from Europe. The locals are too feckless to work, being supported entirely by the socialist state.

My husband briefly considered hiring some of the recent Afganistanish arrivals for manual work, but is not keen to have them anywhere near his sons (for reasons that I don't need to go into, citing Bible verses that I don't need to quote to my brethren and sistren here). But if, as it seems, their women are decent pastry chefs, then he might rethink this.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 09-18-2021 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1289499)
if, as it seems, their women are decent pastry chefs, then he might rethink this.

Mmm I'll take 2! How's their pie tho?

Jimmy Kate Dumbardo 09-21-2021 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1289500)
Mmm I'll take 2! How's their pie tho?



Probably tastes like camel doodie. Are Muslims are actually good for anything useful in America? Gardening, housework? Maybe they make good valets for wiping your hands on in restaurants bathrooms like a towel.

Uncle Rutherford 09-22-2021 02:55 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1289449)
Even though President Trump like Iowa's Governor Kim Reynolds, I'm having some doubts. Today it was announced Iowa would "welcome" 700 Afghan losers. What is Iowa going to do with 700 raghead Muslims who lost their war?

I got a letter from Gov. Reynolds asking how many refugees Freehold could host. None, I replied. I explained we already have too many sinners trying to move into Freehold. The entire idea of seeing men dressed in drag and women with their faces covered is revolting.

Men in Afghanistan dress like dandy homers.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...37l8Q&usqp=CAU


Iowa expected to receive nearly 700 Afghan evacuees for resettlement (desmoinesregister.com)


I値l be damned if some Afghans were able to get housing IN Freehold before me. I work tirelessly for the church and live in the outskirts in my little shack. (not that I知 complaining. I知 just saying the hypocrisy of Afghans thinking they could live IN Freehold to be appalling. Not my lifestyle choice of living in the outskirts of Freehold and having to use the back entrance to the town. <sigh> Some day I hope to be able to walk through those golden gates into town to get to work faster. Some day :pray:

Johny Joe Hold 09-22-2021 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford (Post 1289630)
I値l be damned if some Afghans were able to get housing IN Freehold before me. I work tirelessly for the church and live in the outskirts in my little shack. (not that I知 complaining. I知 just saying the hypocrisy of Afghans thinking they could live IN Freehold to be appalling. Not my lifestyle choice of living in the outskirts of Freehold and having to use the back entrance to the town. <sigh> Some day I hope to be able to walk through those golden gates into town to get to work faster. Some day :pray:

Thank you, Brother Rutherford, for expressing what so many of us feel here in Freehold. We have no need or desire to have people dressed in pajamas roaming our streets unsupervised.

As to your life living in the lower status outskirts of Freehold, please remember Freehold is an orderly place. People live, work and socialize in ways that are expected. Disorder has no place in Freehold. The Bible is the blueprint that tells us how to properly conduct the affairs of our city.

Ezekiel Bathfire 09-22-2021 05:37 PM

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In all fairness, I do not think it is at all kind to bring these people to Freehold. I will not mention their denial of Christ as the Son of God. It matters little that they believe than an unregistered gun will solve most problems if they cannot express themselves in American. They may well share a Christian’s view that many wives means many sons, but I do think that God had people in mind who are a little more advanced than goat-herders when the order went out to populate the world.

I am told that they support the absolute dominance of man over woman but that is little more than saying a man with a paint brush is an artist… there are standards, and these people lack them.

The pointlessness of educating women (who go on to claim “special rights” in the workplace) has a lot going for it but is this enough? For Freehold, it is merely "more of the same".

It has been pointed out to me that the Afghans stone queers, and although we cannot object on theological grounds, I do think that we may object on moral grounds that they will not have the image of Christ in their minds when they do it, and judging from the state of the hovels in their villages, they don’t clean up the mess after them.

Their dietary laws present problems. Restaurants, schools, hospitals will be surrounded by Democratic Karens demanding special menus for their friends. The consequence is that you will no longer find pork belly washed down with a Sauvignon Blanc on the menu. Bars will close, Friday will become the new Sunday. In short, our lives would change.

I’m not sure of their stance on witches, but, one way or another, I don’t think it would be a deal-breaker.

It is fair to reject all of them entirely – there may be Christians among them, there may be men of financial substance among them, but on the whole, it is probably more a case of finding somewhere suitable for them. I am thinking of an area in which their kind already live. They are used to an area whose main export was drugs, whose accommodation was, literally, third-world, and that respectable people avoided like a leper with cholera.

I mention this as I own a large disused meat-packing plant in Detroit, which, with sufficient government money, (peanuts, compared to the $billions Biden spent losing) could be converted to hold about 700 families, who would blend in with the neighbourhood and whom nobody need notice unless these Afghans are blessed by God to a sufficient extent so as to rise from their humble roots.

Elmer G. White 09-23-2021 02:49 AM

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After a decent amount of Prayer, I do think that we do have the responsibility to assist these Afghans based on Biblical principles, the most important of which is as follows:

Deuteronomy 19:21
And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.

As far as I know, Afghanistan is experiencing the turmoils of a civil war, in this case, decimation of the Islamistic population by others Islamistics - probably if not orchestrated then at least approved by Jesus. This causes a refugee crisis. It is only fair that the U. S. of A. helps the Afghan refugees exactly in the same manner as Afghanistan helped the U. S. of A. refugees during the American Civil War. There was indeed a refugee crisis during those bygone years. It is now the task of our Spiritual Leaders to count the exact number of American refugees that were rescued into Afghanistan between 1861-1865 and given permanent residence, wives and good jobs at good wages. Then an equal amount of Afghan refugees will be welcomed into America. This is fair and Biblical and will satisfy all parties, even Jesus (the most important party in this manner, too).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Johny Joe Hold 09-27-2021 06:46 PM

Re: No, Afghan Refugees Are Not Welcome in Freehold
 
The pressure to take these strange people continues. Now the press is running stories that churches will need to "step up."

Landover Baptist was chosen by Jesus to spread the gospel, not to house the losers. Sure, if a few liberal churches feel they need to bail out Biden by taking these welfare grabbers let them do it. In Freehold and at Landover Baptist we believe people only learn by accepting the consequences of their own choices. These Muslims need to become Christians and then make enough money to tithe. When they qualify we will talk to them about Freehold.

Resettling Afghan evacuees will be a mammoth job. Churches will be essential. (religionnews.com)

WWJDnow 09-28-2021 12:27 AM

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I would be willing to exchange their Muslims for our Muslims on a one-for-one basis. After all, who cares what kind of towel head lives next door? They all need to be watched 24/7. So, if any Muslims in Freehold want to move to Afghanistan, we could work something out.

This solution, of course, is predicated on there being any Muslims in Freehold to ask, which I don't think is the case.

handmaiden 09-28-2021 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1289838)
I would be willing to exchange their Muslims for our Muslims on a one-for-one basis. After all, who cares what kind of towel head lives next door? They all need to be watched 24/7. So, if any Muslims in Freehold want to move to Afghanistan, we could work something out.

This solution, of course, is predicated on there being any Muslims in Freehold to ask, which I don't think is the case.

You make an interesting point. I have known a few "American" Muslims and they are every bit as bad as Fluffy-Bunny "Christians".

Maybe those Moon-Worshippers who have lounged around enjoying the many benefits of life here in the U.S. should go some place where Muslims are really in charge and then they will realize the loving, civilized influence that Christianity has on a society and its government.


After living under Real Muslim Rule, they will appreciate what Christians have done for the world and consider converting.


And if when the Taliban starts persecuting them, then we will have a solid motivation for heading back over there and doing the job right. Our goals before were not clear enough. Fighting to protect Christian lives will inspire the needed support from the American people.

Johny Joe Hold 10-14-2021 04:04 AM

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Biden needs to think out of the box a little on this Afghan refugee thing.

Big cities across the U.S. have abandoned neighborhoods. Sometimes they were crack houses. In New Orleans they were flooded. The houses are their, they just need a little attention. U.S. people often don't want to live there because it is too dangerous. Afghan families could move in and fix them up. It's a win win.

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