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BibleReader2231 12-07-2019 12:05 AM

Is this okay to have? staunch defender David Wohl selling steamy calendars.
 
https://spectator.us/david-wohl-topless-calendar/

I haven’t seen the pictures and a lot of words are censored due to the parental filter I put on my computer myself. Apparently though, Jacob Wohl (the 22 year old who allegedly found evidence of Robert Mueller raping women or something) has a father who is a staunch MAGA supporter. Anyways, he’s selling steamy calendars. I’ve never heard of a steamy calendar so I asked my Pa what this is all about and why this man’s selling steamy calendars of himself. Pa said I should ask the women on the internet so here I am. What’s a steamy calendar and should I ask for this for Christmas? He can’t be too bad if he’s a self claimed evangelical working hard to push the Trump agenda.

Isabella White 12-07-2019 12:41 AM

Re: Is this okay to have? staunch defender David Wohl selling steamy calendars.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 (Post 1261705)
https://spectator.us/david-wohl-topless-calendar/

I haven’t seen the pictures and a lot of words are censored due to the parental filter I put on my computer myself. Apparently though, Jacob Wohl (the 22 year old who allegedly found evidence of Robert Mueller raping women or something) has a father who is a staunch MAGA supporter. Anyways, he’s selling steamy calendars. I’ve never heard of a steamy calendar so I asked my Pa what this is all about and why this man’s selling steamy calendars of himself. Pa said I should ask the women on the internet so here I am. What’s a steamy calendar and should I ask for this for Christmas? He can’t be too bad if he’s a self claimed evangelical working hard to push the Trump agenda.

Oh, dear Sister Maxine: Gracious me, I don't think there is too much to worry about here. Mind you, I couldn't open that link that you've so kindly provided, due to some security setting on the computer -- whatever that means. But I'd expect that a steamy calendar pertains to lessons on how one can steam food, possibly with a recipe for each month. It's something you would probably find to be of use, if your parental filter works properly. After all, you'd be wanting to learn how to do this for your Pa and your future husband, wouldn't you?

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

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BibleReader2231 12-07-2019 02:54 AM

Re: Is this okay to have? staunch defender David Wohl selling steamy calendars.
 
How silly I feel Sister Isabella!!! I thought this was some fancy calendar that would give off steam. Your description makes so much more sense. I decided to do some digging and found that the very organization that David Wohl is fundraising for is claiming they haven’t received a dime from the calendars. Either the fundraiser is lying about this because Mister Wohl is a trump supporter or he’s a grifter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GarySinis...55390035521536

I think it’s an attack on him because of all the work he’s done for our godly President Trump.

Dennis Lukes 12-07-2019 04:10 AM

Re: Is this okay to have? staunch defender David Wohl selling steamy calendars.
 
Dear Max, you'd do best to listen to Mrs. White and go steam some ham for your father's dinner. I'm relieved you didn't see the pictures in that article. I did, and I wish I hadn't. Suffice it to say, this man Wohl is a fag. And he's NOT fundraising for Trump! That queer is co-opting Trump's messages as a decoy for his real beneficiary: the fag-enabling Wounded "Warrior" charity. Real men don't stop slaughtering heathens for Jesus just because they got an arm or a leg blown off. They don't sit and cry like a Frenchman or a little girl. They rub some dirt on it and man up. Besides, if they had faith in God, they wouldn't have hit an IED in the first place. David "Ron Jeremy" Wohl hates the real troops, hates America, and hates Jesus.

BibleReader2231 12-07-2019 02:46 PM

Re: Is this okay to have? staunch defender David Wohl selling steamy calendars.
 
I suppose it must be a fag since it’s a calendar with tips on how to steam vegetables. I’m guessing you must be more of a meat man Mister Lukes. Someone who prefers partaking in a nice thick sirloin vs steamed cauliflower. I have to respect that because it must make you extra manly. <3


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