What to do if Jesus multiplies your fishes?
Hi everyone! I need a little help here.
I have a little fish bowl with 10 gallons of water, where I used to have 3 fishes (golden) A miracle has happened, and Jesus has decided to multiply my fishes! I have 10 now! Even though they are small, I think they will grow and now I will need a bigger bowl. Did this ever happened to you? It is the first time in my life where a miracle is going on in my own house. What do I do? Of course, I have prayed more than ever, without ceasing. But should I do something special? Should I call the media? I think this is definite proof of the existence of Jesus and God. This little piece of information can change our lives, and I am so excited that I need your help to put up a plan to take this to the whole world. Or at least to America, the part of the world that counts! |
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Theodynamics stipulates That the larger the volume of water, the greater probability for intelligent multiplication. Think of old ships in this way, lifeboats were attributed to old steamers based on gross tonnage, and not by passenger capacity. The bigger the ship, the more lifeboats multiplied. The rest of the deck space is equivalent to the respective cubic squares of water in the fish bowl displaced. The frequency of fishes will not overshoot this displacement.
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Is this "theodynamics" stuff supposed to help us understand God? :wacko: We here at Landover Baptist Church believe in the Holy Trinity, whereas "dynamics" references to the number two. . . I think. I do know that "theo" refers to "God". |
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God has provided you with bait fish and I believe He expects you to use them to catch larger fish, that you might eat them. |
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Brother Gonzalez, have you considered asking your wife to bake loaves in the proportion of 5 loaves to every 2 fishes? |
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Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows that he will also reap. It was God that chose to bless our Brother will more fish than which he started out. And it is to God that we look for our understanding. |
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I know that you have a reputation for being a fierce defender of the Faith and a tough teacher, but it is nice to see your lighter side. |
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What exactly are you trying to do here, may I ask?:dntknw: Have you, by any chance, decided to read this book? :kjv1611: It is actually the one thing that we are looking for in our forum visitors. Even Didymus Much, who is as far from knowing The Lord as anyone, at least knows the Bible and is able to discuss it as it pertains to our purpose for maintaining this website in the first place. |
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Proverbs 17:22 A merry heart doeth good like a medicine:...(..) There's no better medicine than Hucker humor, IMO. It got me through my corona. |
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