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self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 08:32 AM

Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
I have already proven that Iowa is going straight to Hell, they support homosexuality and MANY other vices, every single inhabitant is going straight to Hell.

Here is a typed out list of Iowan companies, be sure not to use their products as they are homersexual producers involved in every step of production, both management and the working class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor..._based_in_Iowa

May God bless you,

sas

Petal 08-04-2010 09:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571433)
I have already proven that Iowa is going straight to Hell, they support homosexuality and MANY other vices, every single inhabitant is going straight to Hell.

<_< you a loon cuz i lives in Iowa, i not a homer an i be going to heavens, so there! :beee:

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 12:46 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Foolish child, you must boykott Iowa BECAUSE I SAY SO! REPENT!!

sas

James Dewitt 08-04-2010 12:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571525)
Foolish child, you must boykott Iowa BECAUSE I SAY SO! REPENT!!

sas


Leave Petal alone. Will say this but one time.

Lisa H 08-04-2010 01:00 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571525)
Foolish child, you must boykott Iowa BECAUSE I SAY SO! REPENT!!

sas

Don't be so mean to Petal.

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 01:05 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa H (Post 571532)
Don't be so mean to Petal.

I didn't think I was being mean, I was just following the exact example of the elders around here. Compared to what they do, what is mean about it? It's not like I'm beating her with a stick or anything right!?

:(

sas

Lisa H 08-04-2010 01:12 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571534)
I didn't think I was being mean, I was just following the exact example of the elders around here. Compared to what they do, what is mean about it? It's not like I'm beating her with a stick or anything right!?

:(

sas

Just a word of caution, have a look at what is written in peoples aviator area. I would also suggest you make an apology to Petal.

Sister Charli 08-04-2010 01:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571534)
I didn't think I was being mean, I was just following the exact example of the elders around here. Compared to what they do, what is mean about it? It's not like I'm beating her with a stick or anything right!?

:(

sas

Like HELL you were. You will never see a True Christian™ say anything mean to Petal.

Jesus loves Petal a gazillion times more than your trashy ass.

Please apologise - and make it sincere!

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 01:51 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
I wasn't being mean, you ungodly whores, I was telling her RIGHT!! Repent you harlots!! Repent!! Or shall I have to get out the punishing stick, or the studded belt???!

I'm merely trying to follow in the footsteps of the wise elders here, what else can I do but respect my betters on here? And me being to light on you, to be frank that is what I'm worried about. Instruction from one of my betters would be most appreciated in this.

You girls need to learn OBEDIENCE!!! I'm a MAN!!! BOW BEFORE ME, AND IF I RAPE YOU, YOU MUST MARRY ME!! AND I KNOW YOU LIVE IN FREEHOLD!!!!!! I'm A-COMIN FOR YOU, TO MAKE HONEST WOMEN OUT OF YOU!!!! Then we'll be happy forevermore! You should be GRATEFUL!! Sluts!!!

With stern, True™ love,

sas

ps. Since girls are worthless and only prone to error, I'm all but sure the men here agree with my stance. Can someone explain where I am wrong in the above? If I am wrong at all? Don't these wayward whores need to be brought in firm line? Have I done but my duty to God here?? The best way to become a True Christian is to act like one, right?

With the most profound sincerity,

sas

Sister Charli 08-04-2010 01:59 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
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Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571563)
I wasn't being mean, you ungodly whores, I was telling her RIGHT!! Repent you harlots!! Repent!! Or shall I have to get out the punishing stick, or the studded belt???!

How dare you?

Petal is a True Christian™ and you are unsaved trash!

Gender is irrelevant.

God loves Petal.

He even gave her her own smiley! :petal:

Lisa H 08-04-2010 02:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571563)
I wasn't being mean, you ungodly whores, I was telling her RIGHT!! Repent you harlots!! Repent!! Or shall I have to get out the punishing stick, or the studded belt???!

I'm merely trying to follow in the footsteps of the wise elders here, what else can I do but respect my betters on here? And me being to light on you, to be frank that is what I'm worried about. Instruction from one of my betters would be most appreciated in this.

You girls need to learn OBEDIENCE!!! I'm a MAN!!! BOW BEFORE ME, AND IF I RAPE YOU, YOU MUST MARRY ME!! AND I KNOW YOU LIVE IN FREEHOLD!!!!!! I'm A-COMIN FOR YOU, TO MAKE HONEST WOMEN OUT OF YOU!!!! Then we'll be happy forevermore! You should be GRATEFUL!! Sluts!!!

With stern, True™ love,

sas

ps. Since girls are worthless and only prone to error, I'm all but sure the men here agree with my stance. Can someone explain where I am wrong in the above? If I am wrong at all? Don't these wayward whores need to be brought in firm line? Have I done but my duty to God here?? The best way to become a True Christian is to act like one, right?

With the most profound sincerity,

sas

Wow, you are full of hatred. You have no right to call me a ugly whore. harlot or any other name you can think of. I do not have to bow down to you. My only master is the Lord. So you think you are tough because you beat up women.

As for you rape comment. I will leave you with this.

Matthew 5
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Would you like your sinning member cut off to perish?

James Dewitt 08-04-2010 02:10 PM

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Pecking order
1 God/ Jesus
2 Pastors/ Reverends
3 Male True Christians
4 Female True Christians
5 Male forum members
6 Female forum members
7 unsaved trash/ homers and every one else that Jesus does not love.

self_aware_sinner you need to apologize to the Ladies of this forum for uncalled for hate full remarks. Most of all leave Petal alone, she has done nothing to you.
Jesus is watching your every key stroke.

Higgins 08-04-2010 02:18 PM

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sas, you may want to note that here are just some general words that you may want to take into account while posting here. Keep in mind that you should not attack True Christians (trademarked), because right now you are Unsaved Trash, of course I do not have much room to talk (as I am also Unsaved Trash) but I at least have some common courtesy to my superiors.

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 02:30 PM

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Not knowing whether she deserves it, it would be dishonest and morally offensive to me to give it. I will not give an apology where I am not at least partially sure it is warranted, and her last smiley makes me think she is immature and so not worthy of an apology. Am I mistaken in this? And, can I take your word for it? Is your word worth a lot in these matters? I have standards before I give an apology and it's up to you to meet them. This is where you start making your case or accept that the apology will be left hanging until said case have been made, within reasonable doubt, and not what might very well be hearsay and wishful thinking.

God bless.

sas

ps. James Do-itt, don't they strike you as disobedient? Maybe YOU could take the belt to them? Certainly it must give you pleasure to beat out that kind of 'lip' or attitude out of them, since it is in service of the Good Lord of Lords and King of Kings? Are you growing lax with old age, and if so, does that mean you are courting the eternal fire in more ways than one (I'm referring to your ephemiate beard here in case you were wondering).

Cheers,

sas

Sister Charli 08-04-2010 02:34 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571587)
Not knowing whether she deserves it, it would be dishonest and morally offensive to me to give it. I will not give an apology where I am not at least partially sure it is warranted, and her last smiley makes me think she is immature and so not worthy of an apology.

I did suggest that any apology to Petal should be sincere.

But clearly you do not understand sincerity! :(

It is good that you did not feign same in order to be seen as "nice".

Lisa H 08-04-2010 02:37 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571587)
Not knowing whether she deserves it, it would be dishonest and morally offensive to me to give it. I will not give an apology where I am not at least partially sure it is warranted, and her last smiley makes me think she is immature and so not worthy of an apology. Am I mistaken in this? And, can I take your word for it? Is your word worth a lot in these matters? I have standards before I give an apology and it's up to you to meet them. This is where you start making your case or accept that the apology will be left hanging until said case have been made, within reasonable doubt, and not what might very well be hearsay and wishful thinking.

God bless.

sas

ps. James Do-itt, don't they strike you as disobedient? Maybe YOU could take the belt to them? Certainly it must give you pleasure to beat out that kind of 'lip' or attitude out of them, since it is in service of the Good Lord of Lords and King of Kings? Are you growing lax with old age, and if so, does that mean you are courting the eternal fire in more ways than one (I'm referring to your ephemiate beard here in case you were wondering).

Cheers,

sas

I did give you a polite warning. Look at Petals details in her aviator. As James also pointed out you also owe an apology to the women here. You are now really playing with the devils fire.

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 02:48 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
I'm sorry, are you telling a man what to do? You need to be reminded, with a belt dear Lisa, that your duty is to be obedient to men, not give them lip. And that is what you are doing right now. You are dancing very close to the eternal fires right now, caution is most warranted if you want to save your soul. If you won't head my words, some Godly man will take the belt to you tonight when you bring your attitude of rebellion home with you. You have been warned.

sas

ps. It creeps me out saying things like this but it's all for the Kingdom, right? I'm doing the right thing here, in the eyes of the community? What have I said that was wrong? Really? Please explain for someone who is new to the true path to Christ.

Lisa H 08-04-2010 02:53 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571605)
I'm sorry, are you telling a man what to do? You need to be reminded, with a belt dear Lisa, that your duty is to be obedient to men, not give them lip. And that is what you are doing right now. You are dancing very close to the eternal fires right now, caution is most warranted if you want to save your soul. If you won't head my words, some Godly man will take the belt to you tonight when you bring your attitude of rebellion home with you. You have been warned.

sas

ps. It creeps me out saying things like this but it's all for the Kingdom, right? I'm doing the right thing here, in the eyes of the community? What have I said that was wrong? Really? Please explain for someone who is new to the true path to Christ.

Yes I am telling you what to do. If you do not like it, then tough. As I said before, the Lord is my master. Also I do not take kindly to your threats of rape.

self_abusing_sinner 08-04-2010 03:01 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa H (Post 571609)
Yes I am telling you what to do. If you do not like it, then tough. As I said before, the Lord is my master. Also I do not take kindly to your threats of rape.

Then let me explain, I was speaking in jest because I think the ideas presented in another thread about a fourteen year old girl marrying an older rapist was preposterous, but it seemed like since no penalty was put on the man, other than according to the poster in said thread that he actually had to marry the girl, I figured you'd be okay with it. Since you say there is no punishment for it other than having to marry the girl, and pay a small sum to the parents. Seems like an easy way to get lots of sex with a Christian young woman interested in filling the world with little soldiers for Christ. Where am I mistaken in this? And does it matter to you, since you do not get to choose your husband anyway, but your father will, so it's not up to you anyway, and you can be sure your father will pick a man that will beat whenever he deems it fit, dependant on his temperament.

Suppose I told you I would rape but never ever beat you, and treat you like you were one of the holy ladies mentioned in the bible, and have nothing but love for our children, would you prefer me raping you and marrying me to being married to a guy who can and will beat you at his whims?

Hope I haven't started something here, like a way out of Freehold for young women sick of it, anyway I like that you can stand up for yourself, I admire that trait because you do it in a reasonable way, I think it is a credit to you, but I'm thinking maybe it will get you a beating around the house, where submission is expected at every turn.

Over here, it is accepted that women are sometimes right, and since most men are fools, often are. That is why men call women their better halves over here. But mostly because we have been loved and are willing to give same love to our partners and children.

Always nice talking with you Lisa,

sas

Lisa H 08-04-2010 03:08 PM

Re: Boykott Iowan Businesses!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner (Post 571614)
Then let me explain, I was speaking in jest because I think the ideas presented in another thread about a fourteen year old girl marrying an older rapist was preposterous, but it seemed like since no penalty was put on the man, other than according to the poster in said thread that he actually had to marry the girl, I figured you'd be okay with it. Since you say there is no punishment for it other than having to marry the girl, and pay a small sum to the parents. Seems like an easy way to get lots of sex with a Christian young woman interested in filling the world with little soldiers for Christ. Where am I mistaken in this? And does it matter to you, since you do not get to choose your husband anyway, but your father will, so it's not up to you anyway, and you can be sure your father will pick a man that will beat whenever he deems it fit, dependant on his temperament.

Suppose I told you I would rape but never ever beat you, and treat you like you were one of the holy ladies mentioned in the bible, and have nothing but love for our children, would you prefer me raping you and marrying me to being married to a guy who can and will beat you at his whims?

Hope I haven't started something here, like a way out of Freehold for young women sick of it, anyway I like that you can stand up for yourself, I admire that trait because you do it in a reasonable way, I think it is a credit to you, but I'm thinking maybe it will get you a beating around the house, where submission is expected at every turn.

Over here, it is accepted that women are sometimes right, and since most men are fools, often are. That is why men call women their better halves over here. But mostly because we have been loved and are willing to give same love to our partners and children.

Always nice talking with you Lisa,

sas

Ok. Since you have written a long reply and a somewhat apology I will correct you on somethings about me. First, my Father was a Pastor and is no longer on this earth. Second. I will be not be having any Soldiers for the Lord as I am barren. Third, the reason for the second I will not tell you but you have mentioned it before.


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