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Johny Joe Hold 04-13-2019 09:40 PM

Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
It's disgusting that homers would pick out a Christian business to harass. That is just what is about to happen in San Jose, CA.

The City Council in San Jose approved months ago a batch of restaurants for its airport including a chick-fil-A. chick-fil-A has long been known as a company that stands against the sin of homerism. Now, an effeminate man on the Council says this approval was an oversight. Since it is too late to disapprove chick-fil-A, the Council approved a display of rainbow flags in front of the restaurant.

I hope President Trump pulls Federal money from the San Jose airport. Protests against private businesses that promote sin, like those in front abortion clinics, are well and good. Protests against Godly firms that stand against sin must be stopped.


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Isabella White 04-13-2019 11:22 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1249506)
It's disgusting that homers would pick out a Christian business to harass. That is just what is about to happen in San Jose, CA.

The City Council in San Jose approved months ago a batch of restaurants for its airport including a chick-fil-A. chick-fil-A has long been known as a company that stands against the sin of homerism. Now, an effeminate man on the Council says this approval was an oversight. Since it is too late to disapprove chick-fil-A, the Council approved a display of rainbow flags in front of the restaurant.

I hope President Trump pulls Federal money from the San Jose airport. Protests against private businesses that promote sin, like those in front abortion clinics, are well and good. Protests against Godly firms that stand against sin must be stopped.


https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.7...95&w=187&h=105

Amen, Brother Hold! But our Lord is already paying back those homersexualists for this atrocity. Earthquakes have hit the Bay area. The Lord Jesus Christ will not be mocked!

http://www.ktvu.com/news/ktvu-local-...ent-in-oakland

Romans 12:19 "Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."

BrotherLarry 04-14-2019 07:09 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
Whenever I am in the area of one of these restaurants, I grab two of their sandwiches and two large fries with lots of ketchup for the fries. I burn a rainbow flag in the parking lot as hundreds cheer me on.


Lots of good people - famous people, even - love Chick Fil A. Even lesser races like their food. I've heard the great footballer OJ Simpson loved to filet chicks.


We have too much red meat in our diets. I think Jesus would eat a good Chick Fil A if they had them back in His time. I am sure there will be one in Heaven. Praise God!

Dennis Lukes 04-15-2019 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry (Post 1249534)
Whenever I am in the area of one of these restaurants, I grab two of their sandwiches and two large fries with lots of ketchup for the fries. I burn a rainbow flag in the parking lot as hundreds cheer me on.

http://d2sh4fq2xsdeg9.cloudfront.net...9/resize_w/604
Nothing brings a good Christian community together like stomping a fag... I mean flag. Here's a photo from the grand opening of our local Chick-fil-A last year. We also hanged Ellen Degenerate in effigy during the group prayer.

Mary Etheldreda 04-15-2019 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1249602)

The ironical thing is homosexuals use all the colors in the rainbow to represent them when in reality there are only two colors that reflect their lives.
  • Brown: The color of feces on their tallywackers, fists, spatulas, rolling pins, lips
  • Black: The color of their hearts as they force Jesus to watch them abuse each other again and again and again.

Scoutman03 04-16-2019 10:09 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
I have a crazy idea!

What if the gays don't have an agenda and just want to live their lives and get a chicken sandwich?

Dana723 04-16-2019 10:31 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249711)
I have a crazy idea!

What if the gays don't have an agenda and just want to live their lives and get a chicken sandwich?

You're right. That is a crazy idea.

Isabella White 04-16-2019 11:45 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249711)
I have a crazy idea!

What if the gays don't have an agenda and just want to live their lives and get a chicken sandwich?

Gays that do not have an agenda?! My, my, my; where on Earth do you get such strange notions? I've never heard of anything so bizarre, well, at least for today. What part of the words "Mayor Pete Buttgay" do you think do NOT have an agenda?? Take your time with that one, Sonny; take your time. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Johny Joe Hold 04-17-2019 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249711)
I have a crazy idea!
What if the gays don't have an agenda and just want to live their lives and get a chicken sandwich?

Everyone knows, I mean everyone, that the gay agenda is to recruit straights to become gays. They work at his night and day.

Mary Etheldreda 04-17-2019 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1249715)
Gays that do not have an agenda?! My, my, my; where on Earth do you get such strange notions? I've never heard of anything so bizarre, well, at least for today. What part of the words "Mayor Pete Buttgay" do you think do NOT have an agenda?? Take your time with that one, Sonny; take your time. Sincerely, Isabella W.

You are spot on, Sister Isabella! The gays exist with one agenda and one agenda only - to serve Satan by conscripting young children into the Gay Army, adding fluoride to the water to turn girls into lesbians, and promoting veganism in order to stuff little boys with so much soy they grow up with bigger sin bumps than their mothers!

Isabella White 04-17-2019 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1249724)
You are spot on, Sister Isabella! The gays exist with one agenda and one agenda only - to serve Satan by conscripting young children into the Gay Army, adding fluoride to the water to turn girls into lesbians, and promoting veganism in order to stuff little boys with so much soy they grow up with bigger sin bumps than their mothers!

Thank you, Dear Sister Etheldreda. You are absolutely right. There is ONE agenda and ONE agenda only with that rainbow regiment. They want to get all of our children and force them into a lifestyle of perversion and send them to Hell! And don't forget about their nonsense about gluten-free diets and cow flatulence, and how they would love nothing more than to force us all onto a diet of tofu and chia seeds. And you know those brainwashing chemtrails that Obummer had shooting out of the back ends of the aeroplanes? If those hellbound gay people have their way, those chemtrails will soon be rainbow striped! But we here at :landover-fancy: know the Lord will give us His protection. Glory to His Precious Name!

II Thessalonians 3:3 "But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil."

A blessed day to you, Dear Sister. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Dennis Lukes 04-17-2019 09:39 PM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249711)
I have a crazy idea!

John 10:20

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Originally Posted by Scoutman03 (Post 1249711)
What if the gays don't have an agenda and just want to live their lives and get a chicken sandwich?

Okay, I'll play along with your ridiculous hypothesis. If this is truly the case, then why do the queers insist on going to a restauarant that has made it abundantly clear that their kind are not welcome? A gay patronizing their local Chick-fil-A is like a negro attending a Ku Klux Klan pancake breakfast, just plain stupid. There are many other chicken establishments that cater to queers, such as:
  • Popeye's - A Catholic-run chain ("Pope Yes"), so you know they love homosexuals, or else 95% of their clergy would be barred from entering.
  • Church's - Don't let the name fool you, there's nothing Christian about this place. Homers should fit in just fine.
  • KFC - Perennial favorite of the negro. Also, gay icon John Wayne Gacy managed three KFC restauarants in Waterloo, Iowa in the late '60s.
Why can't they let us have this one fried chicken fast food franchise? They have all the other ones! Straight people need safe spaces away from the queers where we can be openly straight without fear of heterophobic attack. The Gay Mafia will not be satisfied until they have extended their sodomistic imperial hegemony to all corners of the globe and converted every last human to their sinful (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13) lifestyle!

Johny Joe Hold 05-02-2019 03:42 AM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
Just what is it about Chic-fil-a that homers have a problem with??

A few years back its founder publicly opposed gay marriage. But, he also opposes sex between any unmarried couples. He is fair about it.

He does not allow any Chic-fil-a store to be open on Sundays--he wants all employees and customers to be in church or at home with a spouse of the opposite sex and children.

These are the values of Landover Baptist and Freehold, Iowa. I can't for the life of me understand why there is opposition by anyone, including homers, to Chic-fil-a.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/...n-mccarthyite/

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-02-2019 07:37 PM

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I can only suppose that the only thing that would make these homers happy is if Chick-fil-A would serve gay chickens. One thing for sure, I'm certainly not interested in eating gay cock (you can hear those lisping clucks a mile away).

These limp wristed ANTIFA types are interfering with my freedom of religion as guaranteed by the constitution.

Johny Joe Hold 05-07-2019 12:06 AM

Re: Stop Homers From Harassing chic-fil-A
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1251046)
I can only suppose that the only thing that would make these homers happy is if Chick-fil-A would serve gay chickens. One thing for sure, I'm certainly not interested in eating gay cock (you can hear those lisping clucks a mile away).
These limp wristed ANTIFA types are interfering with my freedom of religion as guaranteed by the constitution.

It was heart warming to learn Chic-fil-a is giving a discount certificate to all heterosexual couples who attend a Biblical Marriage event. We an Landover Baptist need to get on board for this good deal.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gift-...b0860924773b6a


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