Stocks to buy/sell now that fags can marry
I don't own a lot of stocks, but I like to buy them before they take off. What's going to be a big winner next season as soon as all the fags post wedding registries and go off to enjoy lavish honeymoons in Las Vegas?
Please post any stocks you own or don't own that you think might benefit from the Supreme Court ruling allowing gays to marry. Here are a few hotels in Las Vegas that should get some gay money: LVS Las Vegas Sands Corp. WYNN Wynn Resorts, Limited MHGC Morgans Hotel Group Co. As an aside, I'm considering putting a short on CHICK since they're bound to get some bad PR from this story. It's down, today (39.80 http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/fi/03rd/down_r.gif 0.15 http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/fi/03rd/down_r.gif 0.33%). I'd buy back at 29.50. |
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I don't do stock market stuff. That's Mr. Etheldreda's dominion. I will pray, however. I will pray that Jesus will, after no doubt weeping for some time, reign a series of curses on those businesses that profit from such moral corruption.
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I bought 1000 shares long in GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) as soon as I heard the miserable news this morning.
Now that queers can legally tie the knot, there will undoubtedly be hordes of unsaved scum that choose to be homo. We know God will smite them with any number of terrible diseases and STDs, but I might as well make tithing money for the Church, as they dose themselves with foolishness that only postpones the inevitable horrible death and trip to hell. To forever be Satan's playtoys. May God have mercy on their filthy souls. In Christ |
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I (also having no dealings with the stock market, as that isn't a proper womans place) Shall join in praying with you Sister Mary.
We know from his Promise in Ezekiel 25:17 that He will bring punishment upon those who sin against Him. "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" He will right the wrongs set against Him by the evildoers of this earth Revelation 21:18 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Praise God for sweet assurance! |
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I went short on condom manufacturers.
Now that the homofaquals are going to be married, they will not longer being taking their spent seed home in the little sacks. Privately I cheered to now be able to walk the back alleys and not get 'sticky feet'. |
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I have instructed my broker to purchase $480,000 worth of Vera Wang stock. Her designer wedding gowns will likely be in high demand now. There is nothing a homosexual who is about to be married wants more than to prance down the aisle of their local Episcopal church wearing a fetching Vera Wang wedding gown with a long train.
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I'm buying all the Smith-Kline stock I can get my hands on. Because the AIDS is going to blossom and spread like wildfire, and all the false cures the queers desperately want to buy will make me wealthy. :thumbsup:
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I am putting my money in Johnson & Johnson, makers of KY Jelly....
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Like the other women who have commented in this thread, I don't presume to intrude on the domain of men, but I did suggest to my husband that maybe he should think about buying stock in Target. That store has long had an attraction to mincing ladyboys who cannot even pronounce the store's name in a manly, American way, but instead lisp it out as though it were French. Now, I hear that they're even advertising sodomitical "bridal" registries, so that the prancing nancies can have yet another way to mock and desecrate marriage.
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My husband has me at the stock market right now (he hates crowds and as his helpmeet, I go in his place) to buy as much as possible of the stocks for all the gun companies. The gun companies should be making good money after the Christians start buying for in self-defense! He is also buying stock into all the companies that serve gays...and then donating all the money to our church funds that help gays go on the straight and narrow path again! :lol:
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Now that there will be more homosexuals playing house and pretending to have a normal married life in suburbia, there will be more magazine subscriptions to decorate more coffee tables. I believe there will be a large increase in sales of Oprah Winfrey's magazine, "O". I have purchased a few shares in Oprah, Inc. this very morning.
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If you believe gay marriage is wrong, why you make profits of it?
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Buying stock in Chiquita® might be a shrewd investment.:hmmm:
http://www.painetworks.com/photos/jt/jt6495.JPG What newly "married" fag duo won't have a bunch of these stowed in the sock drawer? |
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I haven't noticed any mention of purchasing stock in farm animal chow. I imagine when the disgusting, feculent sodomites run out of each other to marry, they'll hit up the local small petting zoos for brides.
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I'll have you know that we True Christians™ have been studying the homersexurals and their perverted habits for many years now. We know more about them than they do! We know what they really want: The complete destruction of the Normal Christian family. They want us all to wallow in the same AIDS-soaked crust that they do. :gay-fight: Well listen up seniorita: God is on our side! The queers can prance through the streets and steal marriage from us and sodomize each other in the aisles of every supermarket in America for all I care. God will come back one day soon and cleanse the earth of you and your filthy lifestyle. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Starting with you! :threaten: |
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