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Though I know not for what I should apologize, I do recognize you as a Church Elder who has earned the position of respect and therefore I apologize. The Bible has taught me that I do not need to know why, only that I must obey.

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An apology was in order because you were disrespectful to me after I called your wife a whore. I accept your apology, although it wasn't as obsequious as I would have liked.

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And of course they all Vacationed on the :bad: "Love Boat."

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This floating perversion might actually beat the Hell Train down to the nether regions. What a great splash they'll all make with SATAN! :thumbsup:

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Here, the homer! "Captain" salutes his Dark Lord and Master, saying, "Aye Aye, Sir! Got the Vaseline all READY!"

Maybe it's simply from thinking about the waves of the ocean, but this True Christian thinks she's gonna HEAVE (Ho)! :(

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not many but i love desperate housewives and sex in the city :)

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Those shows are wrong because they perpetrate the myth that women can think for themselves and can live independent from men.

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Who could forget the horror Bosom Buddies where Tom Hanks and that other guy dressed up as women to do perverted things with the other women in a girls only dorm room. I'm sure all of them have secured their place in HELL. :devil:

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For two Homers, they sure were confused as to who was the catcher.:fear2:

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LOL, you say the funniest thing ..."women can think for themselves "..... what a far fetched concept. It is stuff like that that gives God the giggles at bed time. Nothing like a ridiculous myth for a good chuckle.

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First of all, God doesn't giggle. He's not a four-year-old girl. He guffaws thunderously. Secondly, He doesn't have a bedtime. Again, He's not a four-year-old girl. He's an all-powerful being who doesn't require sleep. I hope this has sorted things out for you.

I see you as a diamond in the rough, son. That's why I am taking time out of my busy schedule to mentor you.

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I greatly appreciate the time and effort you are spending on me. I want to be a good True Christian. :jesussmile: Being a human, I have many imperfections. Upon proper reflection, your words are poignantly clear. Through time and diligence, I will be sure footed on the path to True Christian righteousness.:clapping:

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The O.C.

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Hey, does anyone have Season 4 on DVD? I want to borrow it. And don't tell me what happens between Summer and Seth!

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I have Season 4 on dvd you can borrow it anytime you like and I won't Tell You anything that happens:)

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Cool!

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Davey and Goliath

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I personally protested* Davey and Goliath when it aired during the sixties and seventies. This show offers a smorgasbord of unpleasantness**. For starters, Davey's trousers are too tight and his checkered shirt is too flashy. Additionally, the dog can talk. That smacks of witchcraft. And the homosexual tension between Davey and his Negro friend, Jonathan Reed, is palpable.

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*Not like a hippie. I didn't smoke "grass" and sing "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?" and "If I Had a Hammer." Rather, I wrote angry letters to my congressman demanding the show be removed from the airwaves and that its creators be publicly executed. I also stood on street corners yelling at passers-by about the evils of the show. If a passerby was immodestly dressed, I yelled about that, too.

**Including making me use the word "smorgasbord,"*** which is number nine on my list of Words That Make You Sound Gay and number three on my list of Swedish Words That Make You Sound Gay.

***Not once, but twice.

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Three's Company

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I remember back in the late 1970's when this first aired, I led a church boycott of this show. The show was so seedy and sinful I can't believe the network censors would allow it on the air.

• The premise is a single man living with two single women. The innuendo for menage d'trois was a constant subtext to the show.
• Jack Tripper (John Ritter) pretended he was gay so he could live in the house.
• The network thought having an uptight Jew landlord was too much so they replaced him with a flamboyantly queer Mr. Furley played by Don Knotts.
• They had a Jew-froed next door neighbor named Larry that had a permanent hard-on and tried to fornicate with every woman on the show.
• The show took place in Santa Monica, CA a very large gay community.
• The theme song sounded like it came straight from a porno movie with the "wah wah" guitars.
• Suzanne Somers often wore revealing outfits that highlighted her bouncy bosoms.
• Jack was constantly wearing out the blondes through excessive sexual satyrism, that the show when through Three actresses for the ditzy blond role.
• Etc.

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Okay, I've had a few private messages informing me that Swedish Words That Make You Sound Gay is a redundant title since all Swedish words make you sound gay. Not true. Gauntlet and glögg* sound fairly manly. I've also had a handful of private messages inquiring about the first two spots on the list. Number two is lingonberry, and number one is Abba.

*Although since glögg is wine, it ends up being a gay word after all.

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I never did understand why Mork and Mindy was allowed out of the porno theaters and into decent Americans sitting rooms.
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I watched an episode when it was new and I could instantly recognize the homosexual subtext and innuendo. Even the main characters name, Mork, resembles the noises gays make while doing the Devils business in their filthy beds. He comes from another planet(that in itself is preposterous) and came to earth in an egg(feminazi imagery) which is recurring theme. All of his clothing is rainbows and triangles both are well known homosexual recruitment images. The triangles three sides demonstrating Satan, Sex, and drug abuse("line" of cocaine) and the three points of Satans pitchfork. The triangle also represents Jewry as 1/2 of their infernal Jew star. Mindy, if that's her real name, was obviously smitten with the cokehead from another planet and showed off her ample bosoms as far as her taught, low cut blouses would stretch. Both characters wore skin tight bell bottoms which represent a wide open bottom or anus, common amongst the hippy set. I even recall being able to discern individual naughty parts in her crotchial area in several scenes, this is known as "camel toe", a rather blatant Islamic referance. His hairy arms and tufts of fur poking out from his tight shirts made little girls dreamy eyed and little boys bi-curious. Imagine the feeling as that hairy man rubbed his burly chest and belly all over your face, the aroma of his essence would be sickening. His spastic nature was plainly the result of drug abuse. Nevermind Mork ended each episode by bowing before his master with the deep voice. He needed to be bowing before God Almighty not some invisible space buddy no one can see and who does nothing to help him.
I can remember the protests I participated in being some of my finest public preaching. The seventies in general were a grand decade for fighting Satan in public.

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Cardiff is not in England, it's in Wales!

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Wales is the same thing as England.

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So I guess that you agree with my other points about the show.