Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 

The 2018 Midterm elections are a referendum on The Devil's Weed.

Clearly we need to facts to make the right decision. Yet when people look at the existing scientific studies, they end saying that nationwide pot legalization would lead to

Two words: FAKE SCIENCE.

We can do better. Here's my research so far.

Data Point 1: Pot smokers like to get sucked by leaches. Or something:



Maybe the leeches drop off because they got high on your blood? Or do they get the munchies and suck you more? I don't get it.

Data Point 2: A talking gay hallucination tells kids that reefers are unhealthy like cigarettes, make you talk weird, will reduce your boner frequency (because every young man is plagued by a lack of boners):



Were they trying to get people to switch to LSD instead? Is pot so bad even LSD is better?

Data Point 3: Hmmm. It must have been really hard to keep up with youth culture, before Urban Dictionary and Knowyourmeme.com.


This is harder than I thought. I'm going to need a stiff drink.

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Thank you Brother Jeb. If any more evidence were needed, just look at the places that have legalized the Wacky Tabacky.

• Netherlands
• Portugal
• California
• Colorado
• Washington
• Uruguay
• Canada

Now look at places where it is fully criminalized and punishable by death sentence.

• Saudi Arabia
• Malaysia
• East Timor
• Afghanistan
• Florida
• Kansas
• Chad

This list speaks for itself. Unbelievable.

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:blink:

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Strung out on dope, as usual. If being drug addicted makes you so creative, how is that Dutch people never invent anything useful? The only thing the Netherlands gave to the world was the idea of riding your bicycle everywhere to avoid a DUI. Try that in a full-size country not a tiny scrap of swamp that's soon-to-be Germany's beach.

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There is one other thing the Dutch people gave the world: dykes!

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Someone once said, and I can't remember who although I am sure he was a great man,



There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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In case she's having trouble reading today, I'm only too happy to post a pictorial reminder of the dangers we face when ignoring God's Inerrant Word.

Matthew 6:22-23 The light of the body is the eye.
If therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness.
If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!

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When people, government, or anybody says that they want to legalize marijuana, they don't mean make smoking weed a legal activity. What they are talking about is making the non-addictive part of the marijuana plant - i.e, the CBD or cannabidiol extract legal for medicinal purpose.


Marijuana contains a special substance, a chemical known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) that is responsible for producing mind-altering states. This psychoactive substance puts people in an intoxicating trance which users colloquially call as a “high”.


However, CBD or Cannabidiol is much different from the run-of-the-mill marijuana, even though both are derived from the same plant. While marijuana is a psychedelic substance used exclusively for recreational purposes, CBD or Cannabidiol is a non-psychoactive entity found in the resin of the Cannabis Sativa plant. CBD oil is prepared by extracting the resin from the stalk (hemp) or flowers then diluting the derivative with olive or coconut oil.
Medical marijuana comes with a host of health benefits. If you are genuinely interested in understanding how it positively impacts your health, you can give this article a read.

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Friend, thanks for the link.


Just remember when you cut and paste, always do it into a text-editor first (e.g. notepad or emacs) to erase the evidence of the original font.

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Clearly just smoked a doobie or twobie.

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I don't have the pleasure of living there, me thinks Freehold belongs on this list, if not the whole of Iowa. :thumbsup:

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OMG we need to devote all science research to understanding simulations, and the glitchs that are possible in simulations, because that's how we can find the glitch in the simulation that lets us do whatever glitches in simulaton do

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I was just thinking about how I can feel myself shifting between parallel universes, which is the only way to explain consciousness and free will, every choice taking me to a different unchangeable clockwork-like universe of atoms bouncing off each other, and then OMG my soul just rejoined the Universe.

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STOP right there. Why do you want to "explain consciousness"? What happens to consciousness when you explain consciousness? Who here would want to hear your explanation anyway, even if you figured one out? This kind of dangerous talk directly contradicts the unerring word of God. Do I really need to point this out:

Genesis 1:1 King James Version (KJV)
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

It doesn't say explicitly that God created the beginning but we can infer that He probably did. So God created the beginning. Then in it, He created the heaven and the earth. The only "parallel universe" options here are the beginning, the heaven, the earth, if that's what you mean.

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What's the opposite of Yin Yang?

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Come on, tell me, I can't wait this long. It's been hours. Or minutes. Not really sure.

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Greetings!


I can tell my white friends that I have studied this subject extensively and I have come to several conclusions. The most important finding is one known by everyone in Jamaica which is my home and that is that Jah is more communicative once some ganja has been smoked and he is more likely to be in touch and send directions and messages when the smoker is smoking. I am uncertain why my Baptist friends have not discovered this fact.


Also the white girls become more friendly and willing once the herb has been smoked. This is a gift to the Black man from Jah. Also there are many other benefits such as health and vitality and sometimes you can tell what people are thinking.


I have two observations which are particular to ganja in Babylon. The first is that the ganja here is too expensive. No one smokes the ganja brought by the Mexicans because it is moldy and smells bad and it does not work well. It is the white people here in Babylon who have the true ganja and they are very greedy for money so they charge too much in money for it. Also as we know the white man steals everything and that includes the seeds to grow the best of the Lamb's Breath so the ganja in Babylon is stronger that the ganja in Jamaica. That is indecent and racist.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

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This is indeed the most important finding. Whether marihuana is smoked, snorted, injected, eaten, freebased, drunk, or anally inserted, the insidious drug produces an unsober, non-vigilant state in which the drug fiend is receptive to demonic possession (1 Peter 5:8). The false god Jah is one of the many demons of Satan's army. God warned us against listening to "directions and messages" from spirits that do not evangelize the Good Word (1 John 4:3). It is likely that, if Bernie Sanders is elected president and "legalizes it" federally, the massive influx of drug pushing and dope smoking will summon the antichrist.

They don't call it the "Devil's Weed" for nothing. It was originally cultivated in the gardens of Hell.
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