Handy Manny - a tool for Satan
 

For those of you unfamiliar with "Handy Manny", it's a cartoon television show made to brainwash our children into drug using homers.

The wetback Manuel "Handy Manny" Garcia runs a repair shop in Sheetrock Hills, together with his talking tools!

So what's the problem, you may ask?
The show promotes bilinguality in direct conflict with the Holy Bible (KJV1611), see Genesis 11:1-9.

The show is not only learning our children mexican, it's probably a part of a cunning plan to make US citizens believe that speaking mexican is something normal and desirable.

Talking tools. I don't want to repeat myself, but Talking tools...
When your child grow up and realize that tools can't talk and that hard work will not do it self, the trauma may cause your child to start to smoke crack, kill puppies and spit baby Jesus in the face.
And the worst part is that they will claim that "the tools made them do it".

The show promotes a gay death style. Why else isn't Manny married?
He is a catlick mexican and they are all married with children before age 19.
In fact, Manny doesn't even have a girlfriend and he doesn't respond at all to the more than obvious invitations from the harlot Kelly.
A True Christian™ man would have slapped the demons out of her, while a not so very True Christian, but still heterosexual man, would have taken advantage of the situation.
Instead Manny lives out his gay fantasy together with his "tools".

The show gives a negative and racist image of wetbacks as hard working tradesmen.
This is incorrect and when the mexican children can't live up to the role model set by this authentic character, who knows what will happen?

Mr Lopart (Manny's neighbor) is a middle-aged man living all by himself with a cat.
What kind of example does this set to our children?
He is obviously gay and a cat molester.
Not even the animals are safe from molestation in this horrible TV-show.
Leviticus 18:23
"Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith"

What about the tools?

Felipe is obviously a dope head as he show all signs of being a cocaine user.
His nervous appearance, red eyes and dry mouth. How apparent could it be?
Squeeze and Stretch are obvious sexual references to anal sex.
The list could go on forever.
Don't let your children watch this, or they may very well choose to be gay, smoke crack and engage in anal sex...

I Corinthians 6:18
"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

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There is no doubt that this is just another plot by the liberal agenda to make illegal immigration look like a decent career choice.

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...And you think that 3 year olds know about homosexuality and molestation? :|

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Does this Manny guy have tattoos too? He sounds like the type to be covered with jailhouse tattoos.

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The atheist gay-enablers are trying to plant all these perversions in our children's minds.
But to answer your question.
Yes - even a 3 year old know that your not supposed to put your tallywhacker up a cat's rectum.

How can you seriously defend this?

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He is always wearing rubber gloves up tp his elbows, so it's har do tell...

http://www.parties4kids.com/mm5/grap...HM1BEV2445.jpg

But why is he wearing rubber gloves???

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If you're children really get so frustrated that the tools didn't do the work for them. Then it's your own dumb irresponsible stupid red neck white trash fault. A kids show is not going to make your kid do cocaine. A dumb red neck parent can make a kid do cocaine. Being bilingual in America is a plus gives you more advantages more job opportunities here if you haven't realized.
I hope all of your children marry a hard working Mexican. And make you eat your words. Belligerent fools.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner:

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He'd have to be hard-working, to support that many wives. :lol:

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Handy Manny is not as bad as the vileness that is Little Charmers.

It is the worst.

At least Handy Manny teaches the value of hard work!

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I don't have demons nor believe in them.
Yall must have demons eating you all alive for the things yall type and say about. making an ass out of myself for speaking my mind? No. Red neck trash.

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Are you done with the name-calling yet, and ready to discuss what the Bible tells us about life, the universe, and children's Saturday morning TV? :yawn:

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You all think highly of yall selfs, demeaning other race other religion bashing them. God if there really is a god do you think he would like that you all treat others like they are any less because of the way the look or their race?! And bashing little kid tv shows just shows how pathetic and low life scratch that no life you all are. Sad sad people. Changing my name to harlot ? Saving me as unsaved trash zit faced witch? That doesn't hurt me. Gives me a chuckle. God is my savior lol oh hail the looooooordy. Please save me from these inept people. Please take these inept people from this earth 😂

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Yes, because the Bible says that True Christians are Perfect!

Yes, because the Bible says that's what God wants.

Yes, because that's what the Bible says.

More name calling? I'd hoped you'd moved past that.

So don't ***** about it.

But that would be a god in your own image, and I'm sure you'll agree that it would be ridiculous to believe that that god actually exists.

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No such thing as a perfect human being.
Bunch of myths.
Hypocrites.
I bet your ass you wouldn't talk down on your boss bc he isn't a true Christian or Because he is a different race. Bet your ass they'd Fire you for discrimination.

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Opinion, with no substantiation.

Opinion, with no substantiation.

Opinion, with no substantiation.

Opinion, with no substantiation, and irrelevant to the thread topic.

Thank you for your valuable input.



(See? That was irony)

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You just contradicted yourself as you said you were a perfect human being. As that is also an opinion made of yourself despite what the bible says it's still a damn opinion of yourself. True Christians more like pompous arrogant people.

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Please point out where I ever made such an outlandish claim.

More opinion, which due to your anonymity and refusal to back up anything you say, is meaningless.

Now are you going to a) read the Bible and be ready to discuss its contents in a mature and reasonable manner, or b) continue to act like a spoiled teenager who thinks "I say so" is a convincing argument?

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Bible has no true facts. so using it is meaningless

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That's not true, and you'd know that if you'd read it.

Your credibility here is now claiming that "it's just a flesh wound" and saying, "Come back here and fight, ya pansy!"