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Proverbs 6 [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. |
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Proverbs 23:13-14 13. Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Now don't be afraid but I think your father might be a homer. Ordering you to memorize something as punishment is not what Jesus requires. Fortunately, Landover Baptist can not only help your father with his homerism; but we can also give you the proper discipline as required by the Bible. Let us know if we can help. Dean |
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I take no offense at what you said. Believe me, my father beats me often and severly. My father taught me well not to "ruin even a minute of your day." as is said on the website. He has raised me in traditional values. I.e.: Speak when spoken to, address authority with the proper titles, the fear of our Lord is the beginning of wisdom, etc. My father has made it a goal to "deliver his soul from hell." As for the memorization, that came after the beating. I learned my lesson.
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It takes cruel and harsh forge that produce a soul worthy of The Lord. |
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After all, what kind of a disgusting man touches a man's private parts? :bad: You know the answer to that, don't you Myers!? A homersexual is the one doing it! When you touch yourself "down there".. You're basically training for future homersexual encounters. And boy, let me tell you, God HATES fags! (Leviticus 20:13) Don't fall for the lieberal crap that God loves everyone, God is a consuming fire, a jealous God (Deuteronomy 4:24) who does not at all aquit the wicked.. (Nahum 1:3) If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13 For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God. Deuteronomy 4:24 The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet. Nahum 1:3 |
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Genesis 36:9-10 |
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And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also. God killed him for "spilling his seed". In fact, every time you spill your seed, you are murdering millions of babies, potential soldiers for Christ's war against the mudslime menace. So you see? Choking your chicken harms the war on terror and means that you don't support our troops in iraquistan. You could end up in Gitmo for that, homer.:angry: |
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Or do you people SIT on the toilet to pee like A WOMAN does? :fear2: And arn't women the "LESSER" sex? Why degrade yourselves to doing something the "LESSER" sex does, the "LESSER" sex that doesn't have a BRAIN or a HEART or a SOUL according to to you people? Shouldn't you be PROUD of being the "BETTER" sex and pee standing up like a MAN should? Shouldn't you pee like a REAL MAN does? :innocent: And actual masturbating is just natural. Get over it. :thumbdown: |
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Isn't the bible a BOOK? And maybe the people who wrote in it made up things as well?? WHO KNOWS! :D |
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No, onanism is a slippery slope (forgive the pun! :blushroll:) that can lead in only one direction: toward homosexuality and AIDS! Praise Jesus! |
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All True Christians know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! This includes all types of masturbation!!
See THIS sermon on masturbation and using the toilet. BEWARE! Don't be caught touching your filthy privates when Jesus returns! |
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