That is not Evanescence from the Catylicker forum, I hope.

Goths, like Wickedans, are in league with Satan himself. Responsible parents will spare no effort to deliver their children from this evil cult.

The likelihood of you walking into one of our churches is not great. The main church in Iowa has a permanent injunction prohibiting the unsaved coming within a ten-mile radius of the church grounds.

Here is the summary of findings:

Details of the hearing can be found here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0...t%20unsaved%22

That is Amy Lee from Evanescence, a Christian.

She is no True Christian™, that I can assure you. As the Holy Word of God states, there will be "wolves in sheep's clothing" (see Matthew 7) -- she is a demon in an outfit. She is no more "Christian" than the pope is. Luckily for you, you can meet them all.........in Hell. Get thee hence, hippy homer.

there are plenty more fat preppies then goths

Define "preppies." Then we can continue.

It is undoubtedly some unsaved heathen teen speak for a group of individuals that she is not fond of?

Goths are a scourge upon the face of the earth. They are Satan's very minions, risen from hell, (poorly) disguised as what they believe passes for human beings.

Well, they are not fooling me, the vile demons!

Welcome back, Lady Sorrow - your wisdom is greatly appreciated, especially as the unsaved have stalked us all the way to this, our lovely new church forums.

They defile our forums with their very presence ... Jesus is weeping, Sister.

This is a most sad state of affairs indeed, Mrs Rogers. :(

Why must the unsaved always persecute innocent christians?

Take heart, Sister. As Jesus put it:

Luke 6:22-23, 26: Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Rejoice ye in that day, and leap for joy: for, behold, your reward [is] great in heaven: for in the like manner did their fathers unto the prophets. * * * Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets.

So the fact that the hellbound trash in God's favorite forum treat us so rudely just shows that we are right and that we are blessed. Praise!

Can this "arguement" die.

And rest assured, now you know how we feel when we wonder that Jesus as yet hasn't sent you to meet your eternal destiny.
Don't you have some monkey-spanking to do, silly boy?

Keep it up boy, and you will be picking lava petunias for SATAN'S dinner table.

Leave him alone! Hes just trying to stop an arguement!

Icky, please don't get all protective. This guy is a well-know homer with whom we have had dealings in the past. You can't save him and JESUS doesn't want to.

Well he can do what he wants. MY NAME IS IXI, not ICKY! For the 100th time!

Ok Icky, whatever you say. No need to get all irregular.

Miss Icky is a bit...shall we say...tubby, and is sensitive about her massive field of zits as well...The world of a fat pasty goth lezbean must be a stressful one.:lol:

Hmmmm , i dont think its as simple as that but i agree being gothic does seem sort of a waste. Horrid music too..... Anyway there is some who seem gothic but aren't

And there are some homers who like to play dressup and pretend that they're knights in shining armour, on their knees, about to kiss the rosy cross.:glare:

I'm not fat! I don't have zits and I'm not a lezbian!

It's Sunday so I am inclined to have mercy on you this morning in JESUS' name. We have looked at your page on MySpace and have determined that you are a lost, confused soul searching for GOD. And we are here to help. First, we won't sell you to an arab. That is a huge kindness on our part for which you must become a member of this church....when you get old enough...and, in the mean time, stop wearing those Wal-Mart cut-offs. You may not be TOO pudgy, but Jessica Simpson you ain't.

Goths do tend to have poor music and cut themselves which is to bad but no use trying to force them to stop being goths.

Wow, and there was me thinking all goths were fairies. You learn something new every day.

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This is what a goth looks like before his forboding, hideous makeup and black clothes.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7774/diaper2vv2.jpg

Pathetic isn't it.

No wonder they all want to slit thier wrists.

Sister Thumper

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Does this apply to grown up too? All this time I thought I was a woman of nature and now it appears i am Goth. How can I fix this?
I don't wear the makeup or the clothes but i sure am more than 5 of those things. Arghhhhh, save me Oh great ones, quickly. For I fear I may be too far gone!

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I prefer an kind of baby myself, they don;t just have to be Christian!
But honestly, whats the big deal about Goths. I ema, I am a little weirded out by some of the clothing but, its not so bad. Some of em look better that way.

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Why oh why is Evanescence pictured ina Gothic thread. Girl is not Gothic, her music is not sad or depressing. Its REAL, its raw emotion, you dont gotta be goth to feel this stuff.
Not only that, but she is Christian Rock! Do some research yall, my goodness!

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Friend,
Stoned out your mind, covered with baby gore and a backside a bloody pulp from the constant sodomy is not the way to go through life. Turn to Jesus and turn to the light before it is too late.

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You need to find Jesus©
This is the right place for you to become Saved©
I suggest you start by giving a Loving Donation to Jesus© via the Paypal Button conveniently situated on each page of this Forum.
Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) read it thoroughly and then come back to us.

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Jesus doesnt want my money. And I dont want the Bible. I have read it, it was a great story. Prime reading I think. But Christianity no longer holds the same spark for me as it did when I was a child. Thank you though.
Pagan and proud!

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My God, Stoned? Are you kidding me. Marijuana is so retarded. What is the point of it? I never did get it.
Seriously though, Im not much for baby, I prefer no meat at all if possible. Im a nanny, could I really eat baby? Could anyone eat baby.
And buttsex is an interesting way to pass the time, but not my idea of a daily situation I would like to be in thank you VERY much. Who talks about sodomy anyway, honeslty. Freak!

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This is a prime example of what happens when one smokes the Devil's weed while posting. Can anyone make head or tail of this demonic gibberish? The only part I can understand is when she shouts "freak!" - i.e., negro slang for "fornicate!" - at the end. Hardly appropriate language for a Christian forum.

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Fornication, gee, why not! My tents open for the night, hop in. You are kinda cute and you know you;ve always wanted a Witch!

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::::::yaaaaaawn:::::::::::

I already tire of this witch.

Excuse me while I go watch paint dry.

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Sorry I didn't invite you as well dearie. Hop in, its a party.
Really though, I have much to do. A job to work, unlike many of you I see. Have a lovely day.
Blessed be

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I agree Sister T.
Any more of her going Yappitty Yapp and I'm giving here Infraction points.

Begone Demon

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Well we are planing a bonfire this weekend.

Would you like to be Landover's special guest friend?

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What sort of a demon refers to her sinful ladyparts as a "tent"? The mind boggles.:wacko:

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