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Why are you posting this porn on our Godly forum? Please cease and desist immediately, degenerate lezbean. You cannot afford the warning points.:angry:

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Good Lord Jesus help us! This harlot is posting pictures of the walking dead! I fear that there is witchcraft afoot (or that the good Elisha's bones have been active again!).

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The scary thing about those photos is that they're probably all men.

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How can you say such things? All are extremely beautiful and talented people.

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OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

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Originally Posted by bridging-the-gap (Post 7173)

OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

Friend,

You need to be more fearful of The Lord. Your going to whish you were as ignorant as we are when Jesus returns and passes swift judgement on your angest filled bottom.

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Originally Posted by bridging-the-gap (Post 7173)

OK i am a goth and proud the landover community needs to be less ignorant.

Well, that explains everything. A female goth means a fat, pasty-faced lezbean who writes bad poetry and hangs around with homers. Jesus hates you heathen. Enjoy hell.

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This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. "Goth" is a fashion, it has nothing to do with religion whatsoever. And by the way, there are quite a few of these that have nothing to do with being goth.

1-Frequently wears black clothing. Some people look good in black. Priests wear black. How is wearing black against God?
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Plenty of people like rock music who aren't goth. Thats just stupid.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. Wearing these symbols does not make you goth OR a Satanist. I have seen goths wearing crosses before, because they were Christian. The pentacle is a sign of the elements, spirit, and life, death and rebirth. Wiccans/Pagans do not believe in Satan so how could they worship such an entity? And plenty of Wiccans are not goth.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. What about Christian rock bands? They have piercings. What about people with tattoos of Jesus or the cross?
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. So if I'm not exactly like everyone else that means I'm Satanist? If I'm a little unusual I'm evil? Thats ignorant.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. What in the world does sports have to do with anything Godly? And as I said before, you can be goth and still love the bible.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol. Neither of these makes you goth. It makes you a substance abuser. Yes there are druggy goths and alcoholic goths, but there are redneck and preppy ones too.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed. This could be the most ignorant one so far. Depression is a psychological problem that is not under the sufferer's control. Not all goths are depressed and not all depressed people are goth.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.) Satanists do not hurt themselves. They do all that they can to live in pleasure, so that is a lie. Cutting/burning is a manifestation of severe depression or bi-polar disorder, again not something the sufferer has control over. (By the way I am a psychology major, so I know what I'm talking about.)
14-Complains of boredom. What kid isn't bored sometimes?????
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night. Sleep disorders such as insomnia have nothing to do with being goth either. Besides that, some people like the night. Its prettier when the moon is out, and lots cooler in the summer.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. These are signs of depression not signs of being goth, or ungodly.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) There are a hundred different reasons that a child could want quiet. Also, prayer is a form of meditation, and the type of meditation you are referring to is used to calm the mind, not speak to anyone or anything.
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. This is a normal part of being a teenager, it is part of healthy development.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home. These 3 just mean your child is a brat in need of an attitude adjustment, it has nothing to do with goth or any other style.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this. Its Count Chocula and its chocolate cereal. Its food. It tastes good. I'm sorry you are such a freak that you think people go out and pick food by their clothing style.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) TV is bad? How is that?
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature. Whats wrong with an RPG? It stimulates the imagination and strengthens problem-solving skills.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. What does the computer have to do with being goth?
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Ok.... its called headbanging and while it could be considered goth its nothing more than getting into the music. I'm assuming by satanic symbol you mean the rock on sign, which means just that. Rock on/rock out/this rocks etc.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. This would be hip hop not goth.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates. This means your child is horny/sex oriented/ slutty, not goth. I know multiple goths who saved/are saving themselves for marriage.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Being gay does not make you goth nor does being goth make you gay.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. This does not make you goth it makes you Satanist/Pagan/Wiccan/Hindu/or Buddhist. Philosophy isn't a religion, it is a required college course for anyone wishing to become an educator.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth. Wow you got two right. Yes, these 2 actually make you either a goth or a pathetic poser. But as I feel like I have said a hundred times, goth does not equal evil.

Now to the so-called teacher. That is discrimination and its wrong. Those boys at Columbine were not goth, they were sad outcasts who were put down and discriminated against. By treting someone like he/she is always in the wrong, always being bad, always under suspicion, you are only helping to create an environment conductive to another horrible massacre.

By looking at goths as the sure culprits you hold back justice, and you make an opening for someone to murder innocent people without being caught or even suspected until it is TOO LATE.

You sicken me. How you become someone who is supposed to shape the world's future I hate to even contemplate.

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 2383)

Why, because she is the top in your butch/fem Thespain relationship? Remember Jesus is watching when you do your perversion of the mommy and daddy dance.

Where did lesbianism come into the discussion of goth????

And by the way please, if anyone wants to argue with me about the list of what makes a goth, please e-mail me at ren_faery@yahoo.com

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If prep is ungodly heathen speak then what is goth? And if your so godly why do you look like a slut to me?

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your all rascist mother****ing whores, i hope you go die in a ****ing hole you stupid sons of bitches! I am a catholic butt boy.

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Originally Posted by Rainlily (Post 7292)

Now to the so-called teacher. That is discrimination and its wrong. Those boys at Columbine were not goth, they were sad outcasts who were put down and discriminated against. By treting someone like he/she is always in the wrong, always being bad, always under suspicion, you are only helping to create an environment conductive to another horrible massacre.

By looking at goths as the sure culprits you hold back justice, and you make an opening for someone to murder innocent people without being caught or even suspected until it is TOO LATE.

You sicken me. How you become someone who is supposed to shape the world's future I hate to even contemplate.

What about that vicious goth brutally murdering those poor, innocent, Hellbound Amish idol-worshipping scum? Does that not bother you in the slighest, my cold-hearted friend?

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is this thread serious, or is it a hideous self-mocking charicature ? you guys don't honestly believe this garbage do you? if this is indeed not a joke then i will start pointing out where you are wrong, but until then i will believe no one is actually dumb enough to believe such filth.:jesus:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Coupon (Post 9562)

Friend, this forum is as serious as GOD himself. All the information in it is taken directly from reputable sources such as the Holy Bible and the Daily Mail. You sound like the sort of jaded weirdo who'd cast aspersions upon something as obviously plausible as Numbers 22:22-35.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Coupon (Post 9562)

Are you another window-licking retard stumbling in to God's favorite forum because one of your attendants left a computer unguarded while they rape another inmate in the institution you were abandoned in? Based on your poor spelling and grammar abilities, as well as your undiluted need to spew hatred at Jesus, it seems obvious that you are.

God hates retards and cripples, so don't get your hopes up about attaining Salvation.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 9600)

Actually I do believe that his grammar and spelling are near perfect, one typo and no capitalizations, though the latter really is irrelevant as nearly no one here can boast never dropping caps when they were in a hurry or just too bored to really care.

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One should always care when posting for Jesus to read.

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Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 9653)

One should always care when posting for Jesus to read.

Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

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Originally Posted by Bologna (Post 9657)

Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

Jesus sees all and knows all! He does spend extra time here though as this is the forum of His favorite church.

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Originally Posted by Bologna (Post 9657)

Um... right... Forgot jesus was peering over my shoulder.

Are you some kind of smart-aleck who wants to mock Jesus? Because that will not be tolerated buster. Jesus died temporarily for your sins, so the least you can do is show a little respect.:angry: Unless you capitalize His name and all references to Him, you will get banned from this Godly forum pretty quickly...

Have you Tithed yet? Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and get right with God.

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Bolongna had a point though.

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"29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer."

So how come this forum exsists?

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Originally Posted by May16 (Post 10408)

"29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer."

So how come this forum exsists?

Because Jesus wants it to friend.

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Originally Posted by May16 (Post 10402)

Bolongna had a point though.

I thought Bologna was round?

Sinners rarely make sense.

Brothren and Sistren in Chist,

Just when we thought that the depravity of these Gothtards could not reach lower depths....I came upon THIS abomination. Some little freak depressed his poor pooch so badly he turned goth.

The End Times® are indeed near when doggies go goth and become suicidal.

Deeply Concerned, Sister Thumper

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you guys are so ****ed up. yeah im ixis 11 yr old sister. and dont be haten!!!!! cuz u ainten!!!!!!!!! biothches

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 1710)

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
666

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Please don''t SPAM the board, Miss.

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14471)

Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
666

Dear mormon.
In just what book do you find Satan and the number 666, hmmm?
You claim God is fake (and yet you know you're going to hell, who then, would send you there?), but satan is real? :wacko:
How retarded can one be?

You are right about you going to hell though, where you will get to meet your idol, but sorry, he won't treat you any better for it;
He's still going to torture you for all eternity.

ENJOY HELL HOMER!

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14471)

Wow! I have like 30 out of 37! Sweet. I know I'm Satanic and I'm going to hell. But you people are freaks. For the love of Satan, just SHUT THE HELL UP!!! GOD IS NOT REAL!!!
666

Friend,

Please back your assertions God doesn't exist with The Bible (KJV1611).

You do not need to got to Hell Hellion; we here at Landover are here to help. Just say the word and we will do what ever it takes to save you from Hell. I personally am willing to smash your knees with a tire iron if that is what is needed to save you from eternal torment. Now how can you refuse unconditional love like that?

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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker (Post 14527)

I don't think God is real. And I'm not the "Satanist" you think I am. It's a different kind of Satanism. And if God is real (which he isn't), then I'm going to hell. I don't really give a shit because I don't really believe that BS and lies you call "The ****ing Bible".
And if you think I'm contradicting myself, you're the ones who discriminate agaisnt Jews, when (according to the 'real' Bible) Jesus WAS A JEW!!!
So, I just claim to Satanist to piss off you little hypocritical christians.

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 14564)

Let's see. I REALLY don't want to get my legs broken, so I think I'll pass...

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14636)

Friend,

Jesus was NOT a Jew. Jesus was an is the Son of God® How can He be Jewish if His dad is not? It is not like His mother has anything to do with Jesus heritage. I hope you have not fallen for the false superstition of genetics friend. :D

Also Hellion, we forgive your attempts "piss of us little Christians". We know it is just a call for help from us.

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 14639)

You're the mormonic idiots who believes in a false god. And atleast I don't worship a real book. It's just paper and cardboard...You're right, Jesus was never a Jew. He never existed.

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Son, the Bible isn't real. It exists. I have one in my hand.

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14675)

You're the mormonic idiots who believes in a false god. And atleast I don't worship a real book. It's just paper and cardboard...You're right, Jesus was never a Jew. He never existed.

Friend,

Jesus did exist. Beyond The Bible, one of the best written record form the ancient period, He is also mentioned in Joesphus' works.

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14636)

God is as real as real as you and me.

A different kind of Satanism? HA! In the end it is still Satanism, the worship of Satan!

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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord (Post 14717)

God is as real as real as you and me.

A different kind of Satanism? HA! In the end it is still Satanism, the worship of Satan!

Why don't you prove to me that God is real?

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Originally Posted by hellion (Post 14728)

Why don't you prove to me that God is real?

Let's see...
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

According to you, the Bible isn't true, and God doesn't exist. If that was the case, the heaven, the earth, and light wouldn't exist either. Looks like you and Satan lose again.

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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 14805)

The world was created by evolution, not god. The bible was written by a bunch of sadistic mormons who had nothing better to do with their lives. So, if the bible isn't real, and we were created by evolution, then how do you explain 'god'?