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plethora 04-17-2011 04:01 AM

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OBVIOUS KIDDIE PORN LINK DELETED <-- all the blue links in his text pretty much explains what i mean in case you dont have the brains to think that far..

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733794)
OBVIOUS KIDDIE PORN LINK DELETED<-- all the blue links in his text pretty much explains what i mean in case you dont have the brains to think that far..

Yeah, I think I've seen enough porn from you unsaved trash to learn not to click on links provided by you.

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733790)
Ah.. you are right.. i apologize, i will quote my self in my own statement then: "The failure of someone to understand a concept when its being repeatedly shoved down theire troat in a plethora of diffrent ways is infuriating... especially when they think they are right and every other way sucks"

Well I agree completely, we keep bashing our heads against you brick walls with God's Truth© and it is infuriating that you are incapable to understand the concept. It's also infuriating that you come onto our board and into our homes with no other goal than to mock us.

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Let me ask you, why are you the way you are? everytime i give a christian my opinion they turn around and look at me like im a heretic.
Really? I would assume that this is because of the way you ask. I can't think of any True Christian™ who would not be willing to give their testemony to someone who asked earnestly. However, God did warn us not to share it in situations where it would be mocked.
Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
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so i copy pasted the text, but i could very well have written it my self.
But you didn't, in fact according to the Pastor's edit, you tried to pass it off as your own.

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i got the same opinion, and who wrote it does not matter,
Yes it does. Plagiarism is illegal.

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its the same as if 2 guys stood next to eachother with 2 signs saying the same thing, another guy would come and say "hey you are copying him"
Not the same thing. What you find on a sign is a slogan, quite often these days you will see a corporate logo on the sign (PETA, HSUS, whatever). What you did is called Plagiarism, and it is illegal.


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NO. i agree on his opinion and spread his message,
Really? I doubt that you even understand what he's saying.

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you do the EXACT SAME THING TO MY DOOR BELL EVERY DAY!!!
I do? Are my eye's glazed over? Am I walking in my sleep? Do you live in Freehold? Because I really don't remember doing this.

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"Hey did you know <boring facts about jesus wine and bread and blah blah" i could just tell you all,that you are all just copy-pasting your whole life over what the bible sais.
Well first of all, reading something from a book is not copy/pasting. Unless they're cutting it out of their Bibles and gluing it to your front door (which I highly doubt) also, you seem to know where it's coming from. I'm sure they have the Bible in their hands, and I'm sure that any handouts that they have for you are properly referenced.

But hey, they're trying to save you from an eternity in hell. You're just too lazy to think for yourself.


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"cant do this that becouse bible sais otherwise". every day all i EVER hear from a christian is him reciting phrases from a bible.. "hey can you help me with this?" "no due to paragraf 6:12 blah blah blah" dont give me the copy paste shit.
Every day? Where do you live? Because I cannot think of anywhere I have lived, or any person I have ever spoken to in my life, who has Missionaries at their door on a daily basis.

Oh, and what exactly are you asking them to do that is against the rules of the Bible? Bury dead hookers?

plethora 04-17-2011 04:06 AM

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seriously? fine ill add it here. dont call me trash, bastard. i dont believe in your stupid religion, but i dont have anything against the brainless believers. so id appreciate if you didn't call me trash.

plethora 04-17-2011 04:13 AM

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or apparently i dont becouse i cant upload shit on this forum, becouse im "unsaved trash".. wow... a geek unable to upload files on a christian forum.. and here i thought christians where against technology but hell you know quite the stuff.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733790)
Ah.. you are right.. i apologize, i will quote my self in my own statement then: "The failure of someone to understand a concept when its being repeatedly shoved down theire troat in a plethora of diffrent ways is infuriating... especially when they think they are right and every other way sucks"

Who is shoving anything down your throat? Last I checked you showed up here. Did I barge into your favorite website ihatejesussomuchicouldspit.com and start preaching?

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733790)
Let me ask you, why are you the way you are? everytime i give a christian my opinion they turn around and look at me like im a heretic.

That's because you are a heretic and your lack of beliefs are deplorable to 80% of the American population.

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733790)
so i copy pasted the text, but i could very well have written it my self.

I doubt that. The first one had proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.

Yours does not.

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733790)
every day all i EVER hear from a christian is him reciting phrases from a bible.. "hey can you help me with this?" "no due to paragraf 6:12 blah blah blah" dont give me the copy paste shit.

The difference is that I don't run into the church yelling, "Hey guys! Check out this sermon I just wrote," and proceed to read off the Sermon on the Mount or Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God.

Instead I say, according to book, chapter and verse. I do hope you can tell the difference, dear.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733797)
seriously? fine ill add it here. dont call me trash, bastard. i dont believe in your stupid religion, but i dont have anything against the brainless believers. so id appreciate if you didn't call me trash.

So why are you here? Jesus brought you here to find the truth. Why do you join Christian sites and then complain that they talk about Jesus?

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me

plethora 04-17-2011 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 733802)
Who is shoving anything down your throat? Last I checked you showed up here. Did I barge into your favorite website ihatejesussomuchicouldspit.com and start preaching?



That's because you are a heretic and your lack of beliefs are deplorable to 80% of the American population.



I doubt that. The first one had proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and sentence structure.

Yours does not.



The difference is that I don't run into the church yelling, "Hey guys! Check out this sermon I just wrote," and proceed to read off the Sermon on the Mount or Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God.

Instead I say, according to book, chapter and verse. I do hope you can tell the difference, dear.

Thank you for the laugh, at least for a christian you have humor. but let me tell you my favourite website is acctually portal 2's upcoming: hey rube
but watch out so your kids dont see... they might misstake portals for cooter or butt hole... i mean it is the devils work after all. and on a sidenote, do you want names with that or does "every christian that goes by my door 10 times a day" satisfy you.

and no im not a heretic, i simply have my own beliefe and think that yours is stupid. i believe in science, spagetti and whatever makes me/my surrounding happy. but you guys are not satisfied with that and are now stepping me for saying such things. freaking immoral bastards.. and im by far not american, im swedish. oh snap. does that make me the devil him self maybe? *gasp*... wait.. maybe it was japans lack of beliefe in jesus that made god angry and threw all those earthquakes and tsunamis on them! yes that explains everything.

and gimme a break its 6 in the morning and ive been awake all night.

and who said anything about running into a church? I live next to it you fricking mormon! they come to me trying to convert me, EVERY. DAY. and its a sin to ask questions about why they ruin mym mood every day apparently.

plethora 04-17-2011 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 733805)
So why are you here? Jesus brought you here to find the truth. Why do you join Christian sites and then complain that they talk about Jesus?

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me

OH DONT YOU DARE START COPY PASTING AGAIN!!! THATS STEALING!! YOU ARE STEALING FROM THE BIBLE! with credits yes, BUT YOU SHULD ASK HIM IF ITS FINE FIRST!

and im here to waste time really, i find your religion so rediculous that its funny to see each and every time how you all react the exact same way when i give you my opinions. and no jesus did not bring me here, this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326 brought me here.. becouse its so rediculous... seriously.. come on. whats this bullshit. tell me. what the hell is with that. seriously.... seriously... seriously..

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:30 AM

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Lovely, another gametard, no wonder it's beyond his comprehension.

I'll try to type this in the language of the Internet to see if you can comprehend it.........


HEY DUDZ, U NEEDZ TO GET STR8 WID JEZUS R UZ A NOOB 4EVR!

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733811)
OH DONT YOU DARE START COPY PASTING AGAIN!!! THATS STEALING!! YOU ARE STEALING FROM THE BIBLE! with credits yes, BUT YOU SHULD ASK HIM IF ITS FINE FIRST!

So you really don't understand that by putting the Book, chapter and verse there it's called referencing? Wow, public education has really gone down the toilet.

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and im here to waste time really, i find your religion so rediculous that its funny to see each and every time how you all react the exact same way when i give you my opinions. and no jesus did not bring me here, this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326 brought me here.. becouse its so rediculous... seriously.. come on. whats this bullshit. tell me. what the hell is with that. seriously.... seriously... seriously..
And you're a teenager whose 2 mommies don't love enough to notice that you're up all night playing games. No wonder you're not learning anything at school. As for the link, did you try reading it? It's pretty self explanatory.

plethora 04-17-2011 04:34 AM

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oh and while im at it (while i really did not read any of what you wrote except the question on why im here, sorry but it was really uninteresting and im trying to use christian ways now; talk to the hand) i dont care if its illigal, becouse on the internet, i am completely annonymous! it doesn't matter to me becouse im not really who i am in real life here. palgarythm/palgasm whateevr you called it doesn't matter to a 16 year old "unsaved trash", who doesn't even live in the same country as the guy who doesn't even checks your forum to see if someone MIGHT have copy pasted his text. unless you are so desperate as to show me im wrong as to message him and force him to sue me for telling christians about his belief.. go ahead. give me the laugh.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733810)

and gimme a break its 6 in the morning and ive been awake all night.

Then, lay off the meth pipe and go to bed, tweaker. :angry:

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733810)
and who said anything about running into a church? I live next to it you fricking mormon! they come to me trying to convert me, EVERY. DAY. and its a sin to ask questions about why they ruin mym mood every day apparently.

Apparently, they do ruin your day. Are you sure they exist or are they figments of your 4 days with no sleep bender? Do not start burning crosses into your pets. You will regret it.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733817)
oh and while im at it (while i really did not read any of what you wrote except the question on why im here, sorry but it was really uninteresting and im trying to use christian ways now; talk to the hand) i dont care if its illigal, becouse on the internet, i am completely annonymous! it doesn't matter to me becouse im not really who i am in real life here. palgarythm/palgasm whateevr you called it doesn't matter to a 16 year old "unsaved trash", who doesn't even live in the same country as the guy who doesn't even checks your forum to see if someone MIGHT have copy pasted his text. unless you are so desperate as to show me im wrong as to message him and force him to sue me for telling christians about his belief.. go ahead. give me the laugh.

You really think you're anonymous? :rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :rofl:

You really don't know how the internet works do you. Ever heard of an IP address?

plethora 04-17-2011 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 733821)
You really think you're anonymous? :rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :rofl:

You really don't know how the internet works do you. Ever heard of an IP address?

you idiot ever heard of a proxy? :)

and other guy whom i cant quote right now, what kind of answer where you waiting for there? XD first of all, its my vacation and im quite average (satisfied) with my grades, and i dont have any pets to place crosses on.. and hell even if i now would be sick like that (mind you christians) why would i burn in a cross??? would be so much better with something beneficial like a dollar sign!!

Born Again Bob 04-17-2011 04:42 AM

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A!

plethora 04-17-2011 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 733826)
Will it make you start screaming if I call you by your first name?

Anyone feel like playing hangman to guess plethora's name?

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holy snap that acctually did send a shiver down my spine! but none the less it would be fairly easy to find my name, internet provider etc now that i really am not using a proxy using the ip. none the less, so? am i supposed to go "oh dear god forgive me for expressing my opinions!" hell if your an admin its more then easy to find out the ip. xD hey look, i know your name as well; William Nathaniel Sampson <-- and i dont even need the IP. but wow... you really do look like a stalker.. hope you know that.

Lycia The Repentant 04-17-2011 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733840)
holy snap that acctually did send a shiver down my spine! but none the less it would be fairly easy to find my name, internet provider etc now that i really am not using a proxy using the ip. none the less, so? am i supposed to go "oh dear god forgive me for expressing my opinions!" hell if your an admin its more then easy to find out the ip. xD hey look, i know your name as well; William Nathaniel Sampson <-- and i dont even need the IP. but wow... you really do look like a stalker.. hope you know that.

I'd hope you could figure out his name; it's right there on the screen, after all. :huh:

plethora 04-17-2011 04:52 AM

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*sigh*.. and here i thought christians where against bullying.. and i do hope you know its also illegal to give out personal infromation on others with out permission <3 then again.. we're not in the same state..

and ex-prostitute, yes. that was the joke. congratulations.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733840)
you really do look like a stalker.. hope you know that.

And I had called off hangman for you! :beee:

Don't worry. We don't do anything with the information.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733847)
*sigh*.. and here i thought christians where against bullying.. and i do hope you know its also illegal to give out personal infromation on others with out permission <3 then again.. we're not in the same state..

and ex-prostitute, yes. that was the joke. congratulations.

So now you're going to go cry to the Internet police?

plethora 04-17-2011 05:00 AM

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Meh, i dont really care, wasn't really my name to begin with. am not impressed.

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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 733853)
So now you're going to go cry to the Internet police?

no, i was just cliché'ing on the so to speak in your pretended "internet language" "zomg n0ez he illeg4ly c0p1ed a t3xt!".. who are you anyway? what are you contributing to this discussion?!

plethora 04-17-2011 05:06 AM

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just a quick question to the williams; So now you're going to go cry to the Internet police? <-- you tell me to keep a respectfull tongue but how on earth is this respectful?

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733857)
Meh, i dont really care, wasn't really my name to begin with. am not impressed.

Of course it wasn't. :rolleyes:
Oh man! You are all over the place on this.

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733867)
just a quick question to the williams; So now you're going to go cry to the Internet police? <-- you tell me to keep a respectfull tongue but how on earth is this respectful?

Your rights are articulated here. Please email a Pastor at once if you feel any of them have been violated.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733857)
Meh, i dont really care, wasn't really my name to begin with. am not impressed.



no, i was just cliché'ing on the so to speak in your pretended "internet language" "zomg n0ez he illeg4ly c0p1ed a t3xt!".. who are you anyway? what are you contributing to this discussion?!

I'm a True Christian™ woman who is contributing a lot more to this discussion than you are. At least I can spell and I (hopefully) have explained the difference between plagiarism and properly sourced material.

Why are you here and what have you contributed to our Holy site?

plethora 04-17-2011 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 733874)
Of course it wasn't. :rolleyes:
Oh man! You are all over the place on this.



Your rights are articulated here. Please email a Pastor at once if you feel any of them have been violated.

Oh yes indeed, take another look at my ip, bro. just to prove my point. i dont know who that andres dude was. but it was not me <3

and i see, i have no rights. that conflicts with my freedom of speech.

and i wont even bother answering believeringod, becouse i couldn't possible benefit to you guys, you know that. im nothing but a pain to you guys and thats how i like it. eye for an eye.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733917)
Oh yes indeed, take another look at my ip, bro. just to prove my point. i dont know who that andres dude was. but it was not me <3

and i see, i have no rights. that conflicts with my freedom of speech.

Another lesson tonight.

Freedom of speech wouldn't apply to you since you're not an American. Anyway, it has to do with the GOVERNMENT stopping you from speaking your mind. You do not have freedom of speech on a PRIVATELY OWNED CHURCH WEBSITE!

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and i wont even bother answering believeringod, becouse i couldn't possible benefit to you guys, you know that. im nothing but a pain to you guys and thats how i like it. eye for an eye.
Really? Which member of Landover has shown up on your door day in and day out to harass you? I'm really interested :lazy:

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733917)
Oh yes indeed, take another look at my ip, bro. just to prove my point. i dont know who that andres dude was. but it was not me <3

Then, why did you say it was your name when you were afraid that we were going to post it? :huh:

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733917)
and i see, i have no rights. that conflicts with my freedom of speech.

Freedom of speech does not apply to private property. I cannot walk onto your front lawn with a bullhorn and start preaching to you in the middle of the night, as much as I would like to.

It doesn't work that way.

plethora 04-17-2011 05:57 AM

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Just out of curiousity, you keep calling people unsaved trash.. thats quite cruel, the trash part that is. i dont care about the unsaved bullshit. but at the same time i hear that "god" loves everyone equally. does that not include the "trash"? if so why do you call the non-believers "trash"? im sure "god" would not like that.

plethora 04-17-2011 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 733924)
Then, why did you say it was your name when you were afraid that we were going to post it? :huh:



Freedom of speech does not apply to private property. I cannot walk onto your front lawn with a bullhorn and start preaching to you in the middle of the night, as much as I would like to.

It doesn't work that way.

afraid of posting it? i was merely playing the part of a stupid brat that knows nothing about the internet. heard of the term "troll"? you shuld have by now. its quite the topic mind christians.

I never mentioned anything about private property, i was talking about freedom of speech on the internet. due to me starting up a discusion about my own opinion i get literally ganged up on for it. not to mention that you even tried looking up my ip (tho jokingly im sure) to scare me. hmm, no. on this web site, i do not have any rights, nor do i have the freedom of speech for all i say gives me a warning and adds to my points (?!) and soon i will have so many points i dont know what to spend it on! holy crosses, burning crosses, big crosses... so much to choose from.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 04-17-2011 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733926)
Just out of curiousity, you keep calling people unsaved trash.. thats quite cruel, the trash part that is. i dont care about the unsaved bullshit. but at the same time i hear that "god" loves everyone equally. does that not include the "trash"? if so why do you call the non-believers "trash"? im sure "god" would not like that.

If you read your Bible, you would know that Gehenna is the trash dump where they throw out and burn things.

Jesus mentions it here.
Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire (Ge·hen´na).

Jesus draws a strong allusion to trash being burnt in:

Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

plethora 04-17-2011 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 733935)
If you read your Bible, you would know that Gehenna is the trash dump where they throw out and burn things.

Jesus mentions it here.
Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire (Ge·hen´na).

Jesus draws a strong allusion to trash being burnt in:

Matthew 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

sadly i dont own an instrument of god becouse it would burnt my hands, and your answer only confuses me. shame. but honestly it sounds like "god" is not much beter then satan. throwing people into hellpits when he wants to, whats up with that, hes like "oh shit you died, heres my new tie! you like it? eh i dont even care, you sinned, down to hell with you."

while satan seems more "oh snap, you here lookin fo work? here, have a sandwich!"

plethora 04-17-2011 06:26 AM

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oh come on! slowing down my posts, and really, really, stil thinking im andreas forsberg? thats real mature williams... and fix this damn sites 3 minute sign out shit... what the fukk is wrong with that?? seriously now. grow some circuit boards for this damned site..

God:
•God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
•God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
•God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
•Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)
•God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighbor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
•God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
•God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
•God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
•God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
•God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
•God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
•God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
•And, finally, God makes sure that if you are guilty of even the smallest transgression, you shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was. (See the entire book of Revelation)

Satan:
•Satan, like Prometheus, gave knowledge to humanity by giving Eve the fruit from the forbidden tree. Because of Satan, humanity gained knowledge of good and evil, according to Genesis. Since we couldn't have possessed knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit, Adam and Eve couldn't have known that eating the fruit was evil, so it seems a little harsh to punish them as severely as God did. Satan gave humans true capacity for moral judgment, unlike God, who simply expected everyone to mindlessly obey his orders.
•There is no biblical record of Satan engaging in the murder of torture of any human being, unlike God, who is guilty (and proudly guilty) of commiting genocide.
•There is no biblical record of Satan ever ordering someone to kill someone else, unlike God, who has repeatedly demanded the deaths of those who commit even the smallest of offenses.
•Satan will not be holding a massively dramatic ceremony full of blood and death for the return of his son to Earth. God apparently will.


(source: since i might be sued fo shizzles! http://www.daltonator.net/durandal/o...on/satan.shtml unless you think this is another of those porn site.. noob.. dont underestimate us geeks..)

It doesn't take a mathematician to add up and compare God and Satan's respective body counts. God has, after all, killed billions of people in a great flood. Satan never did anything like that. What was the only thing Satan did "wrong"? He rebelled against God, but wouldn't you? Look at what kind of a God he is! He needlessly murders people in nearly every book and passage of the Old Testament! He created an entire race of people for the sole purpose of catoring to his own ego, and then gets mad when we don't live up to our appointed role in life or question one of his decisions! He is a ruthless, dictatorial, narcissistic, sociopathic mass murderer. If I go to Hell for not worshipping him, so much the better. I'd rather spend eternity with Satan, someone who hasn't treated the human race like disposable garbage, someone who has given knowledge to humanity rather than trying to suppress it.
It's time to stop this needless slandering of Satan's name. Satan has done nothing to deserve it. He hasn't killed anyone, publicly exonerated slavery, demanded our worship or threatened us with eternal damnation for not doing his bidding. It is God who is guilty of all these crimes. Satan's done nothing but rebel against a repugnantly unjust authority figure, and he gets eternal damnation and association and blame for all evil on Earth! Meanwhile, Martin Luther King, Jr. gets a holiday named after him, and Satan was far more courageous that King was. After all, Satan stood up to an all powerful narcissist who made it clear that he never would change his mind on any issue. King at least had a democracy to work with. The Christian Smear Campaign toward Satan is completely unwarranted. Maybe, before criticizing Satan, they should look at the God they worship. Is Satan really a bad guy? Certainly not in comparison to God. In fact, I'd much rather have Satan running things. He just can't be worse than God.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 06:38 AM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
HEY LOOK, HE LEARNED HOW TO USE A SOURCE :clap: At least when he's finally banned, he can look back and know that he learned at least one thing here. :D

Hey, if you want to worship Satan, that's you're business. Jesus only asks us to preach the word, if you don't accept it, then we're supposed to wipe the dust from our feet.
Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

At least when I'm standing before the LORD on Judgment day I can say 'I tried'. What are you going to say?

plethora 04-17-2011 06:46 AM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod (Post 733973)
HEY LOOK, HE LEARNED HOW TO USE A SOURCE :clap: At least when he's finally banned, he can look back and know that he learned at least one thing here. :D

Hey, if you want to worship Satan, that's you're business. Jesus only asks us to preach the word, if you don't accept it, then we're supposed to wipe the dust from our feet.
Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

At least when I'm standing before the LORD on Judgment day I can say 'I tried'. What are you going to say?

when that day comes i will tellwhoever greets me "yeah i met this really wierd gal who bullied me saying "aww you gnna cry to the cyber police?" and also did not listen to a word that i said, why would i. and "unsaved trash" has been mentioned a lot. very daring mind a bastard like you. hope god wont smite you and 50k other humans for your small sin. and i will also make note that i tried to understand whats so great about this thing called religion.... you did not give it to me. the answer to that, that is. you gave me lots of red cards, lots of "omglol i founded your ip lol, u not anon!" "gametard" "uneducated" .... i mean i cant see where you ever tried to convert me. where did you go wrong ma'am?


wich reminds me of a funny chinese joke, what do you call a chinese with four arms? Wat Went Wong

Hahahah!!

plethora 04-17-2011 06:58 AM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
well i dont really care, you can sleep with your kids if you want to, you can also choose to see the game portal as a "vajayjay with cawks and butts" game if you want to.... just know that you are the only ones thinking that.. the companion cube might smite god as well

as a final saying before i leave now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQPc...eature=related <-- i give this to you. think about it. it makes sense. i will put my faith in that you will save yourselfes from the evil god whom has smiten more then hitler killed. be ashamed. im going to satan... at least he knows whats wrong and right.

BelieverInGod 04-17-2011 07:03 AM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
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Originally Posted by plethora (Post 733993)
well i dont really care, you can sleep with your kids if you want to, you can also choose to see the game portal as a "vajayjay with cawks and butts" game if you want to.... just know that you are the only ones thinking that.. the companion cube might smite god as well

as a final saying before i leave now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQPc...eature=related <-- i give this to you. think about it. it makes sense. i will put my faith in that you will save yourselfes from the evil god whom has smiten more then hitler killed. be ashamed. im going to satan... at least he knows whats wrong and right.

:bye: Enjoy Hell :sinner:

Tea_Party_Minister 04-17-2011 10:02 PM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
Booger, you should not argue with The Bearded Wise Man. He is a very respected member of the community and knows what he is talking about.

If you don't believe him, look to the Holy Bible yourself. You cannot argue with the Word of God.
(Genesis 19:33) And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

(Genesis 19:34) And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

(Genesis 19:35) And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

(Genesis 19:36) Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Heribert 04-17-2011 10:06 PM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
I do like facts if they are real facts, i.e. something you can prove..

Let's have a look at an example to prove that your 'fact' is nothing but imposture...

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 727881)
All sheep look the same.

yes and that's true?

Let's have a look: Number one Number two Number three

But you are always 100% accurate and all you say it's true....

therefore it seems to me that you are an impostor.

DeNiro 04-17-2011 10:28 PM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
If i don't have a daughter anymore, can i choose someone's elses daughter if they give me the permission to impregnate them?


oh wait.. i probably don't need permission do I?

Cranky Old Man 04-17-2011 10:35 PM

Re: Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape! (Genesis 19:32-36
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Heribert (Post 734423)
I do like facts if they are real facts, i.e. something you can prove..

So?

Quote:

Let's have a look: Number one Number two Number three
Can you please not pollute this forum with your sick interest in sheep? Thank you. :thumbsup:


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