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Pastor Ezekiel 09-12-2009 11:44 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Bootahn is about the wimpiest "country" I've ever heard of. They won't even let people cut down trees! :o

demontroll 09-13-2009 09:44 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
My vote for 'wimpiest' nation would come down to one of the developed nations. America for example, is full of wimps. Myself included. We sit in our airconditioned houses complaining about how hot it is, then go to a resturaunt and eat until we cant eat anymore and then complain because the waiter didnt adress us as 'sir'. We think going to war is doing something for our nation, when other countries live with war every day of their lives.

Try going to live in a jungle in nepal or something. Then come back and tell me how wimpy everyone is there.

Wide-Open 09-13-2009 09:49 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Friend, all your posts AND your username say two things to me.

1) You mistake us for papists.

2) You are a bit "hostile"! :taunt:

demontroll 09-13-2009 09:59 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Me?

I just came out of a thread purposing to nuke an entire nation in the name of god. I dont think Im being very hostile :)

Nobar King 09-13-2009 10:01 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by jeebuscrispies (Post 399371)
My vote for 'wimpiest' nation would come down to one of the developed nations. America for example, is full of wimps. Myself included. We sit in our airconditioned houses complaining about how hot it is, then go to a resturaunt and eat until we cant eat anymore and then complain because the waiter didnt adress us as 'sir'. We think going to war is doing something for our nation, when other countries live with war every day of their lives.

Despite being burdened by wimps like you, America is still the greatest nation on Earth.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 09-14-2009 02:03 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by demontroll (Post 399371)

Try going to live in a jungle in nepal or something.

You do know that Nepal is mountains, right? It's where mount Everest is.

I googled "jungle Nepal" and it turns out that there actually ARE jungles in Nepal, and boy, these Nepalese Jungle-dwellers are a wimpy bunch. People always complain about Americans driving big gas-guzzling SUVs, but look at how the Nepalese get around: huge elephants!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AqjDR6w9eb...ng%2Briver.JPG

At least SUVs don't leave big steaming turds all over the place!

And get a load of these pansies:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...x325_popup.jpg

Is the long-haired one female, or is it a ladyboy? Can YOU tell?

It also looks like there are emos in Nepal:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Internat..._081111_mn.jpg

And this is just the jungle part of Nepal. Other Nepalese are so lazy they don't even find a trash can when they have trash. They just drop it on the ground. Mount Everest is completely covered with litter, because the Nepalese are too wimpy to carry their chopsticks and empty sake bottles to a trashcan.

the know nothing 09-14-2009 07:44 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 399552)
Nepalese are too wimpy to carry their chopsticks and empty sake bottles to a trashcan.

That's in China and Japan...
Damn...You really have no culture...

Brother Temperance 09-14-2009 10:31 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 399887)
That's in China and Japan...
Damn...You really have no culture...

Did you just call all of China and Japan a huge trashcan? That's kind of racist.

Robert Hutchins 09-14-2009 11:58 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Taiiwan has a THIRD gender acknowledged for wimpy men who think they are girls. It's socially accepted. That and they are basically owned by China.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 09-15-2009 01:04 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
http://izismile.com/img/img2/2009042...parades_14.jpg

This is either from the most bad*ss country in the world, where even the participants of gay pride parades openly carry M16s, or just another wimpy country. My guess is it's the latter.

H. Montague Worthington 09-15-2009 04:12 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 400042)
http://izismile.com/img/img2/2009042...parades_14.jpg

This is either from the most bad*ss country in the world, where even the participants of gay pride parades openly carry M16s, or just another wimpy country. My guess is it's the latter.

I certainly hope that America's homersexurals never demand the right to bare arms.... aside from muscle T's.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 09-15-2009 08:48 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
German males are gay, even the toddlers:

http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploa...shy-guys-P.jpg

the know nothing 09-16-2009 11:50 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 399958)
Did you just call all of China and Japan a huge trashcan? That's kind of racist.

Look who's talking...

Pastor Ezekiel 09-16-2009 11:54 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 400894)
Look who's talking...

A True Christian™ is talking, THAT's who! A man whose hobnail boots you are not fit to lick. :furious:

Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth or we will have to ask you to leave. We do not tolerate racism on God's favorite forum.

Brother Temperance 09-17-2009 12:23 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 400894)
Look who's talking...

An Englishman, that's who's talking. Being English, I am not American and therefore foreign, so I can't be racist. It just wouldn't make any sense.

the know nothing 09-18-2009 11:29 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 400896)
A True Christian™ is talking, THAT's who! A man whose hobnail boots you are not fit to lick. :furious:

Keep a respectful tongue in your mouth or we will have to ask you to leave. We do not tolerate racism on God's favorite forum.

He's english.How can he be a true christian?:O

Pastor Ezekiel 09-18-2009 12:31 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 401408)
He's english.How can he be a true christian?:O

His filthy sins* have been washed away with Christ's cleansing blood. Through Jesus all tings are possible. :thumbsup:



*Sometime you should ask Brother Temperance to tell you the story of how he came to Christ. His testimony will curl your hair. The sins and perversions he once wallowed in defy the imagination. :o

Kopf im Sand 09-18-2009 04:22 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 400246)
German males are gay, even the toddlers:

http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploa...shy-guys-P.jpg

How the piffle on gods green earth is that gay? So many titties trying to escape that it could possibly be the least gay thing on here.

Rev. Jim Osborne 09-18-2009 04:33 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kopf im Sand (Post 401515)
How the piffle on gods green earth is that gay? So many titties trying to escape that it could possibly be the least gay thing on here.

Explaining Pictures for Dummies
1) The boy is surrounded by three gorgeous, buxom women.
2) The boy is completely uninterested.
3) Figure out the conclusion, but if you need help, let us know.

the know nothing 09-18-2009 05:31 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 401519)
Explaining Pictures for Dummies
1) The boy is surrounded by three gorgeous, buxom women.
2) The boy is completely uninterested.
3) Figure out the conclusion, but if you need help, let us know.

The kid is what?4 years old?


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